(OOC: Sorry all! Getting in a quick post here) 

Ford: Ungrappling Athletics a success! 22 (14 + 8) in game log -- Ford'll then spend 30/40 ft. of movement getting AFAP (as far as possible) away. "No munching today!" he shouts gleefully, gripping his axe tightly in both hands.

Weslocke: "Hey, Ford!" she shouts happily. "How'd you like to breathe fire?" As she works her magic, weaving subtly so that Hacket doesn't notice. Ford begins to growl menacingly, which grows to a rumble -- red scales growing out of his back and body -- until the form of a young red dragon stands there, mouth awash with flame. 

(OOC: ^Polymorph for the win!)

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Weslocke: "Hey, Ford!" she shouts happily. "How'd you like to breathe fire?" As she works her magic, weaving subtly so that Hacket doesn't notice. Ford begins to growl menacingly, which grows to a rumble -- red scales growing out of his back and body -- until the form of a young red dragon stands there, mouth awash with flame. 

(OOC: ^Polymorph for the win!)

[[
I hate to kill the excitement, but polymorph turns you into a beast. And a young red dragon is, well, a dragon...
Interestingly I made the same mistake in a combat from LCW a long time back. Except with young blue dragon.
]]

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Weslocke: "Hey, Ford!" she shouts happily. "How'd you like to breathe fire?" As she works her magic, weaving subtly so that Hacket doesn't notice. Ford begins to growl menacingly, which grows to a rumble -- red scales growing out of his back and body -- until the form of a young red dragon stands there, mouth awash with flame. 

(OOC: ^Polymorph for the win!)

[[
I hate to kill the excitement, but polymorph turns you into a beast. And a young red dragon is, well, a dragon...
Interestingly I made the same mistake in a combat from LCW a long time back. Except with young blue dragon.
]]

(OOC: lol wow ok yeah…I guess I confused it with true polymorph. Discount that, except Ford is now a T-Rex (I believe that’s a beast, fingers crossed). My bad guys)

[[ Yep. T-Rex is beast. Only thing to keep in mind, tail and bite RAW require separate targets. If that reminder changes anything, lemme know. ]]

As Ford breaks free of the mouth and begins to turn the demon roars in anger, "Num num!" His maw opens once more to try and get the barbarian.

Reaction: opportunity attack

Attack: 22 Damage: 23 piercing and 24 poison.

Schlompy is 10ft from Jack.

Initiative
Grompster (concentrating on elemental bane)
Ford ([Tooltip Not Found])
Weslockes (concentrating on polymorph
Schlompy <---------- currently up
Jack Hackett (17 damage, 1 leg res used, 1 5th lv spell slot used) current effect: elemental bane fire

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[[ Yep. T-Rex is beast. Only thing to keep in mind, tail and bite RAW require separate targets. If that reminder changes anything, lemme know. ]]

As Ford breaks free of the mouth and begins to turn the demon roars in anger, "Num num!" His maw opens once more to try and get the barbarian.

Reaction: opportunity attack

Attack: 11 Damage: 22 piercing and 22 poison.

(OOC: 11 will (barely) miss. Very happy that it does, looking at those damage numbers.) 

Schlompy, in his grand wisdom (+1), begins prancing and dancing, moving like a monstrous dolphin-spider-dog. Bright, crimson light pours from his eyes and mouth as he wails like a banshee.

Schlompy will cast Bless at second level on the party.

That is his turn.

The frog-demon seems perplexed as Schlompy engages in his antics. Even for a being of chaos he has a look on his face as if to say, "Bro, what are you on?"

He then plods forward, each step thundering on the ground, towards Schlompy and Weslocke. Raising his arms, a foul smell begins to emanate from his pits, narrowly missing Tyranno-Ford from its reach.

Bonus Action: Foul Stench

Welocke and Schlompy must make CON Saves. DC 17 or poisoned until the end of their next turn.

After casting the despicable smell he speaks a word and demonic spirits begin to flit about him, writhing in agony and mocking the party.

Spirit Guardians @ 4th Level
Damage: 17 Necrotic Damage (DC 18 WIS for half) and movement costs double in its radius

Weslocke and Schlompy must makes saves against it at the starts of their next turns.

(note for Baalze, Schlompy can easily get out of its radius after the start of his turn; but he's also right next to Jack now for melee too)

After casting the spell the demon then turns to Schlompy. "You're a feisty little one. Perhaps I should roasting you before num nums." Bring a trident to bear he stabs towards the paladin. Flames emanate from its point as it reaches down.

Trident @ Schlompy
Attack: 15 Damage: 21 magical piercing and 9 fire.

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Initiative
Grompster (concentrating on elemental bane, blessed) <---------- currently up
Ford ([Tooltip Not Found], blessed)
Weslockes (concentrating on polymorph, blessed)
Schlompy (concentraing on bless, blessed)
Jack Hackett (17 damage, 1 leg res used, 1 5th 1 4thlv spell slot used) current effect: elemental bane fire, concentrating on spirit guardians necrotic 4th lv)

As a reminder, both Schlompy and Weslock benefit from Schlompy's paladin aura for the save.

Also the tooltip not found on Ford is supposed to be tyrannosaurus rex [Tooltip Not Found] but apparently I can't spell or something?

Copy-pasting directly from creature name

Tyrannosaurus Rex Tyrannosaurus Rex

Grompster Counterspells the Spirit Guardians at 3rd level. "Stawp it."

Schlompy CON: 18 + 4

WIS: 13 + 1 (in case the Counterspell fails)

And the attack grazes off as Schlompy suddenly curls up into a ball, the trident hitting at an improper angle to pierce. A red-hot scratch is left on Shclompy's back.

Grompster's turn.
"Melty frowg."

Vitriolic Sphere at 4th level, aimed at his feet. It only affects Jack Hackett due to Evocation wizard. DC 17 DEX save or 25 Acid damage and half again on his next turn, or on a successful save take half damage now and no extra damage later.

Grompster's spellcasting check for counterspell (DC 14): 24

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Grompster's spellcasting check for counterspell (DC 14): 24

Jack snarls as Grompster stops his mighty spell. "U no fun. I eat u."

Jack DEX Save: 14

Jack roars in hatred as the acid comes upon him. "Aaarggghhh!!!"

[[ map is same as before, except without the green circle for Spirit Guardians effect ]]

Initiative
Grompster (concentrating on elemental bane, blessed)
Ford ([Tooltip Not Found], blessed) <---------- currently up
Weslockes (concentrating on polymorph, blessed)
Schlompy (concentraing on bless, blessed)
Jack Hackett (42 damage, 1 leg res used, 1 5th 1 4thlv spell slot used) current effect: elemental bane fire, 12 acid damage to take incoming on his next turn)

(OOC: Back. Sorry, all) 

Weslocke: 

Firstly, CON save (DC 17, against Stench) -- OH YEAH, NAT 20 

Secondly -- start of turn, Spirit Guardians WIS -- 17 (15 + 2) (is that half or all damage/does meets beat?)

Then: 

With a grunt, Weslocke leaps away, evading the demon's noxious scent as she readies her own attack. A thin, wispery halo of gray shoots towards Jack -- enveloping him, threatening to freeze his tendons and bones. 

Hold Monster -- DC 17 WIS save or paralyzed

Ford: 

Charging towards the necrotic energy which now emanates, horrifically, from the creature, Ford roars, a deep, terrifying sound, as Weslocke points him towards the creature. Although he isn't quite sure what's going on (new INT is 2 for now), he can tell one thing -- the frog certainly looks tasty. 

(OOC: I can't count -- I think that's 30 ft. of movement, right?)

Bite attack: 12 to hit for 49 piercing damage. (Is Jack a Large creature?)

(OOC: Note on above ^ I changed the attack from 1d20 + 104 (typo) to 1d20 + 10 if it shows up)

Tyranno-Ford charges forth, gnashing into Jack's fatty flesh. It tastes awful but the demon forg cries out, clearly wounded by the bite.

Jack WIS Save against Hold Monster: 4

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Secondly -- start of turn, Spirit Guardians WIS -- 17 (15 + 2) (is that half or all damage/does meets beat?)

 

Grompster was able to Counterspell it. So no need to roll the save.

But meets it beats it for future reference.

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Jack WIS Save against Hold Monster: 4

[[ HE HAS GOOD WISDOM SAVES!!! WHY DO THE DICE HATE HIM THERE!!! ]]

Reeling from the tyranno bite Jack seems to stiffen up, only to break out of it once more. "You'll pay for that!" he screeches!

legendary resistance

Initiative
Grompster (concentrating on elemental bane, blessed)
Ford (Tyrannosaurus Rex, blessed)
Weslockes (concentrating on polymorph, blessed)
Schlompy (concentraing on bless, blessed) <---------- currently up
Jack Hackett (82 damage, 2 leg res used, 1 5th 1 4thlv spell slot used) current effect: elemental bane fire, 12 acid damage to take incoming on his next turn)

*Great Grumpos! Schlompy better pick up the pace!*

Schlompy skitters forth, vomiting up a spiked flail made of painted steel and ancient, shattered stained glass windows taken from a church. He screams and swings the weapon back and forth, attempting to strike Mr. Hackett.

Just before each strike lands (if they land), the glass shards pour out multicolored light. (3rd level smites)

Attack: 23 + 3 Damage: 21
Attack: 15 + 4 Damage: 47

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*Great Grumpos! Schlompy better pick up the pace!*

Schlompy skitters forth, vomiting up a spiked flail made of painted steel and ancient, shattered stained glass windows taken from a church. He screams and swings the weapon back and forth, attempting to strike Mr. Hackett.

Just before each strike lands (if they land), the glass shards pour out multicolored light. (3rd level smites)

Attack: 23 + 3 Damage: 21
Attack: 15 + 4 Damage: 47

 *Cut attack 2's damage in half, I messed up and DDB thinks its a crit*

The first attack lands smack dab on the demon, causing him to rage.

The second is about to hit when Jack begins moving his ever-punished legs and shaking his hips as he seems to... to dance? The sight of something so grotesque makes it hard to even look at him, causing the second attack to miss. But only barely.

[[ side note: when doing the bless die as a second roll, gotta change the critical in damage to -2 instead of -1 ]]

Reaction: Parry (reflavoured)

With a smug look Jack eyes the bard. "You!"

[[ also, just realized that Weslocke trying to cast hold monster would break concentration on polymorph but let's see if these make it moot. ]]

Raising his arms once more he unleashes the foul stench.

Ford, Schlompy, Weslocke DC 17 CON Save or poisoned through their next turn.

He launches himself towards Weslocke with his gaping maw.

Attack: 9 Damage: 6 piercing and 19 poison

//continuing