(Okay, I think this means I'm in initiative now so lets go.)

Tearing the vines away as they sought to entangle her Jean attacked. She strode forth towards the ever-so-masculine symbol of feminine sexual purity and swung twice with her familiar Blade of Command. "Unicorns are meant -HA!- to be ridden by -YAH!- maidens! And unfortunately for you, I'm no virgin!"

Attack: 25 Damage: 7

Attack: 21 Damage: 5

On a successful attack Jean will expend a superiority dice to turn it into a Goading Attack adding 7 to the damage and impost disadvantage her her opponent's next attack unless he saves a DC 14 WIS save.

(nice! so that'll be the first attack, adding the 8 to the 7 for 15 points of damage on the first attack.)

STR save: 4

**So that roll was for when he casts the spell right? So i am entagled, but i get to roll again for my turn right, as my action? 

STR save: 6

Okay.... Gordra is hopelessly  wrapped up in these tangling vines.

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STR save: 4

**So that roll was for when he casts the spell right? So i am entagled, but i get to roll again for my turn right, as my action? 

STR save: 6

Okay.... Gordra is hopelessly  wrapped up in these tangling vines.

 (My understanding is that you can still cast spells when entangled; your movement is just reduced to 0. Also, this is a concentration spell, so causing damage has the potential to eliminate the effects)

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(OOC You're not alone, Adaxter. Like humans, I'm sure fantasy horses come in all shapes, sizes, and types.)

(One more question, do we look like ourselves?)

(Nice! I was thinking a little more skeletal, but night-mare works, too! And yes, you all are absolutely are in your own skin/bear hide.)

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On a successful attack Jean will expend a superiority dice to turn it into a Goading Attack adding 8 to the damage and impost disadvantage her her opponent's next attack unless he saves a DC 14 WIS save.

 WIS: 4

DC 10 Concentration check: 17

The Pretendicorn whinnies furiously as he takes a massive hit by an invisible arrow from the tiefling's Empty Bow. He has little time to recover, however, as Jean's sword cuts two quick slashes across his chest. The creature's eyes flash red as he becomes enraged by Jean's taunts, but the vines entangling the rest of the party remain in place.

As a Legendary Action, he heals himself for 10 HP

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STR save: 4

**So that roll was for when he casts the spell right? So i am entagled, but i get to roll again for my turn right, as my action? 

STR save: 6

Okay.... Gordra is hopelessly  wrapped up in these tangling vines.

 (My understanding is that you can still cast spells when entangled; your movement is just reduced to 0. Also, this is a concentration spell, so causing damage has the potential to eliminate the effects)

 I probably can cast spells but i already tried and failed to break out. I'll see if someone helps be or just throw out some hot fire next turn

Amaruve uses Wild Shape to grow larger and more ferrocious (Brown Bear). He tries to maul the pretendicorn, hitting
12 for 14 slashing damage with his claws, and 
16 for 7 piercing with his teeth.

Perspicacious struggles with the vines, pulling away as hard as she can.

Action to Save vs Entangle: 14

The vines snap around here, and she runs to get clear of the tangled mass of vegetation. She turns to look towards the Pretender, and calls out to Jean. "Stop giving him a mythical creatures lesson, and focus on the horn!"

Bonus Action (Master of Tactics): Help Jean to give advantage on her next attack before my next turn.

(after Amaruve's attack, black blood begins to pour in rivulets from the creature's wounds. It's barely holding on...)

(But we're just getting started!)

(Ru might be out for the night for an in-person game... Anyone want to deliver the last tap?)

(Wellllll.... since Pers gave me advantage....)

Jean giggled for a moment "Understood!" She replied and delivered another pair of strikes.

Attack: 16 Damage: 8

Attack: 9 Damage: 9

Jean performs a spinning strike, lopping the unicorn's head clean from its neck. The aberration hisses, gurgles, and ultimately dissolves into a black puddle of goop.

The dark green vines wither away, and Cordelia's stardust lets out a chiming tone: 

The entangling vines disappear, freeing Gordra. "Hmm, was that too easy? Everyone be on their guard." and Gordra looks around to make sure there isn't another surprise.

Perception: 9

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The entangling vines disappear, freeing Gordra. "Hmm, was that too easy? Everyone be on their guard." and Gordra looks around to make sure there isn't another surprise.

Perception: 19

Just an ordinary black puddle of bubbling goop. Nothing to see here 

Interestingly, the orange tabby you brought along with you (recently freed from the vines) arches its back and hisses at the puddle for some reason. Tail now bottlebrush, it quickly grabs its kitten by the scruff of its neck and zooms behind an air duct. 

Amaruve tries to break the horn from the creatures head before it turns to mush. Collecting a unicorn's horn is an activity normally reserved for villains. This is a very rare opportunity.