Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
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Holy crap stop rolling so good
It lands gracefully in your hands as you dive for it, the weight of the crate deals 0 bludgeoning damage to you. The lid appears to be unlocked.
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
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I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
"Wow, that was close." He looks at the object.
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The crate appears to be emblazoned with a mission crest with the names of your crew included. Quick design team.
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Kiki says, "wonder what is in the crate?"
Me too. Please open it.
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
He opens the crate
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Hahahah it’s locked.
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Let’s try this ring of keys I found.
Ever wonder what it would be like to be a bear?
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Do you try the red key, the yellow key, the orange key, or the other red key?
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
The other red key.
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The crate clicks open violently (all the keys work), revealing a plethora of rolled-up scrolls that don’t seem like they should be able to all fit in there.
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Start speed skimming…
key words survival weakness loser success best
Ever wonder what it would be like to be a bear?
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Make an arcana check
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Arcana 7
Ever wonder what it would be like to be a bear?
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The person who scribed these scrolls probably didn’t know what they were doing. You can perceive some runic errors in the transcriptions. They should be fine though.
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Everything seems to be in order here please sort and file these in order of priority to our current predicament.
Oh sorry I’ll do it, don’t mean to come off bossy.
Ever wonder what it would be like to be a bear?
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You notice the scrolls contain some magic of high power, including spells such as Disintegrate, Power Word Fortify, and…Worm of Radiance?
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Kiki asks, "Interesting types of spells, so who could read these scrolls?"
”I believe I could. I have a certain knack for it actually, not to brag but I’m pretty awesome.” As he wipes some random smutz from his hair…
Saul suddenly squirms around like something is happening…
a pure white mouse pokes its head out from the collar of Saul’s robe.
Ever wonder what it would be like to be a bear?
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