Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
Frozen Sick
D&D Beyond Basic Rules
Basic Rules (2014)
Sign in to view your library & saved favorites.
Sign in- Marketplace
Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer CreaturesFrozen SickD&D Beyond Basic RulesBasic Rules (2014)Sign in to view your library & saved favorites.
Sign in
I love the mouse. You notice a signature in the bottom of every scroll, “Kevin from Accounting.”
This person most likely had no idea what they were doing.
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Saul looks at the mouse ”Kevin… hmm okay, I like it you shall be Kevin my space mouse and helper. Now I’ve got to study that scroll ‘Radiant Worm’ never heard of that one before.”
Ever wonder what it would be like to be a bear?
Tooltips
Arcana check!
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
8
Ever wonder what it would be like to be a bear?
Tooltips
It’s a misprinting of the spell Word of Radiance. Dang it, Kevin!
Hopefully the spell works as intended…
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Hmm I wonder where Gmonk has been…
The heavy turbulence dies down into light wind noise, and the acceleration decreases until you land (hopefully) safely onto the desert surface
<output> $ WELCOME TO APHELION II;
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Saul tosses Kevin out first, “Alright little guy go play in the sand…”
Ever wonder what it would be like to be a bear?
Tooltips
Kevin enjoys himself, and appears to suffer no harm from the planet.
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
“Yeah hurray let’s play!” Saul jumps into the sand digging trenches piling mounds and creating runes in the sand. “Come on Kevin I built you a little maze I’ve got some NRG if you solve it!”
The smell of cheese is centered in the rune.
Ever wonder what it would be like to be a bear?
Tooltips
Ever wonder what it would be like to be a bear?
Tooltips
Kevin’s intelligence check rolled a 17! Good work Kevin.
Ever wonder what it would be like to be a bear?
Tooltips
*please don’t give energy drinks to rodents*
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Too late, you’re gonna love this buddy, drip drip drip… zoom zoom!
Ever wonder what it would be like to be a bear?
Tooltips
The mouse’s Strength, Dexterity, and Constitution scores increase to 30; its speed increases to 180 feet; and it can make 3 actions, 3 bonus actions, and 3 reactions on its turn from a supersupersupersugarush.
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
The mouse Kevin squeaks like thunder knocks Saul over leaving little mouse nibbles on everything Saul owns eats all the rations Saul thought to take with him, begins leaving a trail of droppings but not like normal each little pellet is shot from Kevin’s little poop canon with a cheery Squeak. Saul barely has a chance to resist as to his great surprise Kevin tugs relentlessly forcing Saul into the desert smelling for anything interesting or edible. Saul swears at one point Kevin fought a snake won ate it and pooped it out faster than Saul could make out the details of what just happened.
Ever wonder what it would be like to be a bear?
Tooltips
Kiki asks " what planet is this? And why is it a desert?"
<output> $ THIS IS APHELION II; IT IS A DESERT BECAUSE IT IS NOT A FOREST;
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Thank you.
<output> $ YES;
The bleak desert stretches out before you, harsh a nd uninviting.
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Kiki asks the machine, "besides Kevin and Saul is there any other organic life in a 20km radius? How much further can you scan? Are there any non organic objects in the same 20km?"