Are there any players and a DM who would like to help me break D&D?

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Flint, roll initiative. 17

 Initiative: 7

Charis steps back with a smile. "I never expected that the king would want to scrap with someone, even less with someone he summon for a mission. I like that, showing why he's the boss."

The lord dashes forward with insane speed, (Much like Mash Burnedead) and punches Flint, trying to knock him out.

28 for 23 damage

OMG, if that had dealt 3 more damage, it would've instantly killed me. (massive damage rule).

Flint, looking at the chunk of his head that was just knocked off, says "So that's what the inside of my head looks like. Whatever god is in charge of making people did a real screw job-" and he falls and is bleeding.

The lord steps back and casts Revivify on Flint.

"You should speak more carefully from now on." He goes back and sit on the throne.

Charis's face is in awe after such a quick ending of the fight.

"That was...wow...........Right! he needs to stay alive." says before lifting his hand and bright light emanates from it. "You won't be dieing today."  (Healing Word: 9hp, 4+1+4.)

(OOC: I know that it isn't much hp, but it's better than nothing.)

Seeing Flint being revived and healed, Mask comes to help him get up.

"Remarkable." He comments. "You willingly chose to get killed and revived. Hope this is a learning experience."

He turns back to face the king, waiting for the reasons for their summons.

Flint looks dazed, having literally just died after all. "I have seen things no mortal eyes were meant to see... creatures beyond recognition... I have felt ascension..."

After looking dazed a bit longer, Flint snaps out of his near-death trance and tells the king. "Well, you've certainly earned much more than just my respect. Have my apologies, Your Majesty." Flint actually bends down on one knee and looks fairly sincere for once, until getting up with a snarky look on his face. "And also have the knowledge that one day, I will kick your ass. Now, what's this quest that we're here for?"

Peanut stares, her mouth open slightly in shock.

She expected the king to be powerful and skilled... but she never expected to see something like THAT.

She does her best to swallow the lump in her throat and scoots a little bit closer to Charis.

Bob stands a bit straighter, and bows his head in a symbol of ultimate respect 

"Bravo King well fought! Next time he'll give you a better contest!"

Alexi is literally kneeling in awe at this point.

The lord chuckles a little bit, "Now on to business, I have called you here for a reason other than just being heroes, I want you to go out and defeat a dragon that has been terrorizing my kingdom."

I politely ask about the size of this dragon? Also what colour is it?

(Out of character)

What breath weapon?

Would my sword work on it. When you use this weapon to attack a creature that has at least one head and roll a 20 on the d20 for the attack roll, you cut off one of the creature’s heads. The creature dies if it can’t survive without the lost head. A creature is immune to this effect if it has Immunity to Slashing damage, if it doesn’t have or need a head, or if the DM decides that the creature is too big for its head to be cut off with this weapon. Such a creature instead takes an extra 30 Slashing damage from the hit. If the creature has Legendary Resistance, it can expend one daily use of that trait to avoid losing its head, taking the extra damage instead

"It is an adult red dragon."

Mask begins analyzing the situation. After a long pause, he asks "Do you have any other information on this adult dragon, such as a location? How about a timeline for the slaying? Also, does it need to be killed, or can it be dissuaded from being in Your Majesty's realm?"

The lord sighs, "We don't know the location, every time it attacks, it comes and leaves in different directions each time. I would like you to kill it a soon a possible."

Flint asks the Lord, "Your majesty, just how strong is this dragon? I mean, that was one heck of a punch you threw, and yet, if you can't defeat it yourself, how do you expect us to possibly pull off such a task?"

"I would go, but I have a kingdom to run. I can not be gone for more than a day."

Peanut swallows nervously, but she nods.

"If... if'n the King commands it, seems we're gonna do what's gotta be done," she says, wrapping her braid around her fingers nervously. She glances at the others, wondering what they're going to say and praying that they know how to kill a dragon that she doubts will turn out to have a deadly allergy.