The common drow guards easily wither under steel and spell, leaving the bugbear and three goblins looking at you all, horrified, especially OU812. Christ, man. Oh look, it's Ra'iik, he's back! You did your best, dude. Lets all give him a hand. (claps)
As soon as Wedge sees Ra'iik appear around the corner, he takes up purchase on the half-orcs shoulder to pat him on the head.
Meanwhile, on another tangent from the plot!
"That... Happened."Mr. Biggs snaps his fingers a few times, cleaning most of the crap off Evrik. He leaves the stench however, figuring it might dissuade the enemy. At that point, he realizes some of the others had wandered off. "Well golly gee. Ain't this a fine pickle we find ourselves in brother dwarf. Ah well, I'm sure we'll meet up with them sooner than later."Thus self-assured, Biggs moseys on to 20h after closing back the room with the troglodytes on the way. "Nous serons de retour pour vous, messieurs, plus tard." He says in undercommon during the close.
I should have warned you that would end badly. Chimera arnt a friendly creature. is his hand still bitten off ? And if yes, can Grianne do anything with out a regenerate spell?
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Grianne Wildpaw: Wood Elf Druid level 12 (8W-4L)- - Coliseum of Conquest: Master of Faerie Fire. Just don't ask her to spell it.
Grianne Wildpaw: Wood Elf Druid level 6 (2W-1L)- - Coliseum Reborn : Master of a Myriad of forms.
Runt, the Stormchosen: Half-Orc barbarian level 5 -- The Guild
I should have warned you that would end badly. Chimera arnt a friendly creature. is his hand still bitten off ? And if yes, can Grianne do anything with out a regenerate spell?
He lost his hand?!
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"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
Lythril kneels before stumpy and grabs his injured arm. She hugs the stump between her breasts and cries out, "Rilifane! Rilifane hear my cry!" This man is a good man and is need of your aid. I cannot help him alone. As you can see, he has suffered a grievous loss, even if it was because he was stupid. He needs two hands! How is he going to enjoy both boobies if he only has one hand?! Heal him I implore you!" She hugs him tight, her chest and hands glow with green healing light, and she uses Lay on Boobs to heal him 15 hp.
Call for Divine Aid (% can I use advantage?) 96
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"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
Lythril, the bugbear and goblin flee for their lives. They were cooking a hearty stew of ripplebark fungus and troglodyte meat. There's very basic cooking items, but nothing too terribly amazing worth mentioning. Biggs, 20h appears to be an empty dining hall. Anchored to the rafters by short chains are four unlit iron lanterns. A solid stone table fills the west side of the room. The table, sized for dwarves, has shorter legs than most. Stone benches run the length of the table on either side, and a single stone chair stands at each end.
Wow that was amazing. Ra'iik, your hand returns! Ah, the power of tits.
Ra'iik is genuinely surprised at seeing his stump enter cleavage and his hand re-appear out again. He gives a wry smile and wipes away his tears. "You're right . Arnold is better off alone."
He looks up at the camp we've stumbled upon. "So what's goin' on here?" He asks.
Wedge facepalms at not only the prayer but in seeing it apparently work! He flutters off to go find Grianna and perches on her shoulder, grumbling and chattering discontent monkey bat noises all the way.
"Huh... Now I see what dwarfs are typically such hard asses about things."Mr. Biggs makes his way over to 20f and takes a peek inside. Only this time he remembers to shift his clothing around a little more so that it catches the clink of metal this time around.
Eleven padded bedrolls are spread throughout this room atop stone slabs. Each bed is paired with a small chest that doubles as a side table. The chests are unlocked and contain simple black clothes.
I'll let everyone kinda catch up, and then let me know where you guys wanna go.
This is one hell of a long adventure, so I appreciate the fact that you all have kept up with me for so long. As always, I like to check in and make sure that everyone is still having a good time, and isn't TOO bored, BUT if this campaign is starting to drag for anyone, I won't be offended if you want to bow out. Send me a PM and I promise i'll take it in good strides. Otherwise, i'm trying to keep it as entertaining as possible. These levels are enormous and sometimes people can lose steam, or we come across parts that are not very interesting.
It may be that I need to FURTHER prune the levels to maybe make it one or two major encounters per level? I'm not sure. But again, if you guys are sick of this shit, please PM me and let me know how I can be better. Thanks! <3
Bored?! OU812 just collected another "part" for Stella....an entire drow arm with sword still attached! He's mildly curious enough to want to shove the arm between Lythril's boobs to see what happens. Does a new pet drow regrow? LOL
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
Earlier...
With blood, guts, and... other things dripping off of Evrik, a smirk grows across his face. He has found the elixir that may help calm his soul. It was you that took them from me,he thinks of the drow, and it is you who will pay the ferry man to bring them home. There was a new vigor in his step, no boredom to be found. Evrik would continue to rid this world of the drow and those that held their favor as long as it took, wherever that may lead, whatever that may take.
As the bugbear snapped he felt much cleaner, if still a bit ripe of smell "Thanks Biggs," Evrik says. "I've been a little off lately, I feel. But these Drow have taken so much from me." The smirk reappears, But crushing their souls helps, he thinks to himself.
He was about to continue when Ra'iik wandered by missing a hand. Evrik was going to offer to help but Biggs was headed one way as Ra'iik headed towards the others.
"May be best not to split up..." Evrik calls after Biggs as he hurries down the corridor behind him.
Now...
Standing in the room (20f) with Biggs Evrik says "Perhaps we shouldn't wander around here alone. I heard some ruckus a little north near where the others..." His voice dropped off as OU812 walked into the room. "Good to see you Mr. Steele. I take it the rest of the team are headed this way? Did Ra'iik find some help?"
Evrik glances around at the room with the beds looking to see if there is anything useful there. (Perception18)
The common drow guards easily wither under steel and spell, leaving the bugbear and three goblins looking at you all, horrified, especially OU812. Christ, man. Oh look, it's Ra'iik, he's back! You did your best, dude. Lets all give him a hand. (claps)
Lythril smashes the chains of the bugbear and goblins, and smiles at them.
"Flee! Flee for your lives! Get out! Escape while you can!"
She then pokes about to see if there is anything useful in the room - food, tools, exotic herbs
Perception 18
"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
-Ilyara Thundertale
As soon as Wedge sees Ra'iik appear around the corner, he takes up purchase on the half-orcs shoulder to pat him on the head.
Meanwhile, on another tangent from the plot!
"That... Happened." Mr. Biggs snaps his fingers a few times, cleaning most of the crap off Evrik. He leaves the stench however, figuring it might dissuade the enemy. At that point, he realizes some of the others had wandered off. "Well golly gee. Ain't this a fine pickle we find ourselves in brother dwarf. Ah well, I'm sure we'll meet up with them sooner than later." Thus self-assured, Biggs moseys on to 20h after closing back the room with the troglodytes on the way. "Nous serons de retour pour vous, messieurs, plus tard." He says in undercommon during the close.
Sneaky Door Opening: 6.
Translation:
We'll be back for you fine gentlemen later.
Goyo - [Tortle]Druid/Warlock - Circle of Sea/Celestial (Libretalia)
Vogan - [Goliath-Hill]Bard - ???(A Dungeon-Delving Campaign Group C)
Jack Vicvan - [Eladrin]Warlock - Archfey
I should have warned you that would end badly. Chimera arnt a friendly creature. is his hand still bitten off ? And if yes, can Grianne do anything with out a regenerate spell?
Grianne Wildpaw: Wood Elf Druid level 12 (8W-4L)- - Coliseum of Conquest: Master of Faerie Fire. Just don't ask her to spell it.
Grianne Wildpaw: Wood Elf Druid level 6 (2W-1L)- - Coliseum Reborn : Master of a Myriad of forms.
Runt, the Stormchosen: Half-Orc barbarian level 5 -- The Guild
Tomoe Gozen: Human Fighter Samurai level 5 -- Cronero (Solo Campaign)
He lost his hand?!
"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
-Ilyara Thundertale
He did. He got a nat1 on a taming roll.
Lythril kneels before stumpy and grabs his injured arm. She hugs the stump between her breasts and cries out, "Rilifane! Rilifane hear my cry!" This man is a good man and is need of your aid. I cannot help him alone. As you can see, he has suffered a grievous loss, even if it was because he was stupid. He needs two hands! How is he going to enjoy both boobies if he only has one hand?! Heal him I implore you!" She hugs him tight, her chest and hands glow with green healing light, and she uses Lay on Boobs to heal him 15 hp.
Call for Divine Aid (% can I use advantage?) 96
"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
-Ilyara Thundertale
Lythril, the bugbear and goblin flee for their lives. They were cooking a hearty stew of ripplebark fungus and troglodyte meat. There's very basic cooking items, but nothing too terribly amazing worth mentioning. Biggs, 20h appears to be an empty dining hall. Anchored to the rafters by short chains are four unlit iron lanterns. A solid stone table fills the west side of the room. The table, sized for dwarves, has shorter legs than most. Stone benches run the length of the table on either side, and a single stone chair stands at each end.
Wow that was amazing. Ra'iik, your hand returns! Ah, the power of tits.
Ra'iik is genuinely surprised at seeing his stump enter cleavage and his hand re-appear out again. He gives a wry smile and wipes away his tears. "You're right . Arnold is better off alone."
He looks up at the camp we've stumbled upon. "So what's goin' on here?" He asks.
"CoS" Rumble- Tabaxi Shadow Monk
Exploring the 20s
Wedge facepalms at not only the prayer but in seeing it apparently work! He flutters off to go find Grianna and perches on her shoulder, grumbling and chattering discontent monkey bat noises all the way.
"Huh... Now I see what dwarfs are typically such hard asses about things." Mr. Biggs makes his way over to 20f and takes a peek inside. Only this time he remembers to shift his clothing around a little more so that it catches the clink of metal this time around.
Stealth: 12.
Goyo - [Tortle]Druid/Warlock - Circle of Sea/Celestial (Libretalia)
Vogan - [Goliath-Hill]Bard - ???(A Dungeon-Delving Campaign Group C)
Jack Vicvan - [Eladrin]Warlock - Archfey
20f.
Eleven padded bedrolls are spread throughout this room atop stone slabs. Each bed is paired with a small chest that doubles as a side table. The chests are unlocked and contain simple black clothes.
Where is everyone?
Lythril is following Grianne. She's tender and soft like before she transforms. Lythril is there to ensure she has the time.
"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
-Ilyara Thundertale
Grianne is with Wedge, enjoying intelligent conversation, and following the noisy bugbear.
Grianne Wildpaw: Wood Elf Druid level 12 (8W-4L)- - Coliseum of Conquest: Master of Faerie Fire. Just don't ask her to spell it.
Grianne Wildpaw: Wood Elf Druid level 6 (2W-1L)- - Coliseum Reborn : Master of a Myriad of forms.
Runt, the Stormchosen: Half-Orc barbarian level 5 -- The Guild
Tomoe Gozen: Human Fighter Samurai level 5 -- Cronero (Solo Campaign)
I'll let everyone kinda catch up, and then let me know where you guys wanna go.
This is one hell of a long adventure, so I appreciate the fact that you all have kept up with me for so long. As always, I like to check in and make sure that everyone is still having a good time, and isn't TOO bored, BUT if this campaign is starting to drag for anyone, I won't be offended if you want to bow out. Send me a PM and I promise i'll take it in good strides. Otherwise, i'm trying to keep it as entertaining as possible. These levels are enormous and sometimes people can lose steam, or we come across parts that are not very interesting.
It may be that I need to FURTHER prune the levels to maybe make it one or two major encounters per level? I'm not sure. But again, if you guys are sick of this shit, please PM me and let me know how I can be better. Thanks! <3
Bored?! Lythril just saved somebody's hand with her boobs. How could that be boring?!
"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
-Ilyara Thundertale
Bored?! OU812 just collected another "part" for Stella....an entire drow arm with sword still attached! He's mildly curious enough to want to shove the arm between Lythril's boobs to see what happens. Does a new pet drow regrow? LOL
Last to know and first to be blamed...
As a free action, can I regret my life choices?
In 20f...how big are the black robes/clothes? Any big enough for OU812 or Azrael to fit into? Sounds like cultist camouflage time.
Last to know and first to be blamed...
As a free action, can I regret my life choices?
Earlier...
With blood, guts, and... other things dripping off of Evrik, a smirk grows across his face. He has found the elixir that may help calm his soul. It was you that took them from me, he thinks of the drow, and it is you who will pay the ferry man to bring them home. There was a new vigor in his step, no boredom to be found. Evrik would continue to rid this world of the drow and those that held their favor as long as it took, wherever that may lead, whatever that may take.
As the bugbear snapped he felt much cleaner, if still a bit ripe of smell "Thanks Biggs," Evrik says. "I've been a little off lately, I feel. But these Drow have taken so much from me." The smirk reappears, But crushing their souls helps, he thinks to himself.
He was about to continue when Ra'iik wandered by missing a hand. Evrik was going to offer to help but Biggs was headed one way as Ra'iik headed towards the others.
"May be best not to split up..." Evrik calls after Biggs as he hurries down the corridor behind him.
Now...
Standing in the room (20f) with Biggs Evrik says "Perhaps we shouldn't wander around here alone. I heard some ruckus a little north near where the others..." His voice dropped off as OU812 walked into the room. "Good to see you Mr. Steele. I take it the rest of the team are headed this way? Did Ra'iik find some help?"
Evrik glances around at the room with the beds looking to see if there is anything useful there. (Perception 18)
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Ok, well i'm glad two of you are having a great time LOL. I'll post shortly.