Kif, you cleave its head from its body, but the grotesque creature still stands, and the head is biting at Puddin! The head doesn't appear to be moving, though, so as long as you don't stand in its square - and it's at the feet of its body, all in the same square - then you should be safe from the bite.
The zombie claws twice, and misses both times! The head is gnashing its teeth, spraying filth and nastiness. But it can't move, so it doesn't really threaten anything.
“You see Puddin, Kif up there is what I like to call a meat shield. We’ll let him stand up front and take a beating while we are the back line, damaging and healing from a distance. The great General Barticus gave a particularly eloquent description of this symbiotic relationship in his hefty tome, ‘The Principles of Beating and Being Beat’, as published by the Thorn Hill Military Publishing Company.”
Puddin begins to laugh. Hahaha, Kif, did you hear what Barnaby just called you? Haha -- meat shield. Now, meat shield, would you consider yourself to be like a lamb shank, a big ol'steak, or you more like a turkey drum?
Sacred Flame is the one that triggers a DEX save by the target, Puddin. Remember it with this pneumatic device: Sacred Flame gets a Save. Guiding Bolt does not, so you have to roll to hit.
In one mighty combination of blows, you reduce the remaining aggressive zombie into a pile of goo.
You also take coordinated and decisive attacks against the two remaining zombies, as they cower from Puddin in their respective corners. The zombies are dead. This level of the house stinks, but it does appear to be free of zombies. The house is as you see it, with a door in the kitchen area that likely leads down to a basement. There are stairs against the back wall that would lead up to a second floor, but the stairs have been destroyed and are nothing but some wreckage on the floor.
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Kif is going to stand by the possible cellar door (I assume it's closed) and listen for any more sounds or signs from behind the door and look up the ruined staircase for the same purpose. As he does so he wipes the goo and ichor from his weapon and armor and such with a scrap of cloth he has picked up off the floor
Kif cracks open the door and tosses a couple potato masher grenades down the stairs....no wait, Kif will just wait until his companions catch up while he listens.
It looks clear upstairs. Certainly a quiet place to spend the night if we can figure out how to get up there. Kif, you're a big strong fella. Perhaps we could pile up some furniture and you could climb up and then lower us a rope?
You all can make your way to the second floor if you want. It’s warm and dry up there. Do you want to set a watch? If so, I want a perception check from each person with a turn.
You both hit, for a combined 18 damage!
Kif, you cleave its head from its body, but the grotesque creature still stands, and the head is biting at Puddin! The head doesn't appear to be moving, though, so as long as you don't stand in its square - and it's at the feet of its body, all in the same square - then you should be safe from the bite.
The zombie claws twice, and misses both times! The head is gnashing its teeth, spraying filth and nastiness. But it can't move, so it doesn't really threaten anything.
You guys are up again.
“You see Puddin, Kif up there is what I like to call a meat shield. We’ll let him stand up front and take a beating while we are the back line, damaging and healing from a distance. The great General Barticus gave a particularly eloquent description of this symbiotic relationship in his hefty tome, ‘The Principles of Beating and Being Beat’, as published by the Thorn Hill Military Publishing Company.”
same same fire thingy...
To hit:8
Damage:6
Puddin begins to laugh. Hahaha, Kif, did you hear what Barnaby just called you? Haha -- meat shield. Now, meat shield, would you consider yourself to be like a lamb shank, a big ol'steak, or you more like a turkey drum?
Sacred Flame: 5
16
Slice and dice, pure porterhouse
15 attack
11 damage
watch out for the parts, guys. Looks like they still have a little mojo in them
Sacred Flame is the one that triggers a DEX save by the target, Puddin. Remember it with this pneumatic device: Sacred Flame gets a Save. Guiding Bolt does not, so you have to roll to hit.
In one mighty combination of blows, you reduce the remaining aggressive zombie into a pile of goo.
You also take coordinated and decisive attacks against the two remaining zombies, as they cower from Puddin in their respective corners. The zombies are dead. This level of the house stinks, but it does appear to be free of zombies. The house is as you see it, with a door in the kitchen area that likely leads down to a basement. There are stairs against the back wall that would lead up to a second floor, but the stairs have been destroyed and are nothing but some wreckage on the floor.
Kif is going to stand by the possible cellar door (I assume it's closed) and listen for any more sounds or signs from behind the door and look up the ruined staircase for the same purpose. As he does so he wipes the goo and ichor from his weapon and armor and such with a scrap of cloth he has picked up off the floor
9 Perception
Kif hears nothing at the door.
Kif cracks open the door and tosses a couple potato masher grenades down the stairs....no wait, Kif will just wait until his companions catch up while he listens.
“Perhaps we can figure out how to climb upstairs and that would be a safe place to camp for the night.”
Barnaby will send Tulip upstairs for covert reconnaissance.
Stealth: 21
Perception with adv: 22 5
Barnaby will then sit in the floor while he uses Tulip’s senses.
Huh...
you broke it
Trying again...
Stealth:5
Perception with advantage:23
There’s nothing up there but wreckage and decay. The bedrooms were up there, apparently, but there is nothing of interest now.
Barnaby will pop out of his trance.
It looks clear upstairs. Certainly a quiet place to spend the night if we can figure out how to get up there. Kif, you're a big strong fella. Perhaps we could pile up some furniture and you could climb up and then lower us a rope?
I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya, you will reach the top alive.
KIf will create a mighty pile of furniture and zombie body parts to ascend
You all can make your way to the second floor if you want. It’s warm and dry up there. Do you want to set a watch? If so, I want a perception check from each person with a turn.
first watch 12