And now for something completely different......(DM: Argent) [Random Character Generation]

Rowena once again tries to move forward on the bridge but its not having any of it and her foot slips off the edge yet again, but thanks to her strength she manages to maintain her hold on the railing and not fall in to the abyss.....yet.

Iroona, you're up! One orc left.....covered in melting snow and monkey poop.

Iroona mutters under her breath, "The yeomen always say, if you want something done..."

She steps out from the protective (and crowded!) shadow of Slate, and launches an Eldritch Blast at the remaining orc!

Attack: 7 to hit, for 1 force damage

And then she hides behind Slate again.

OOC > Ha! I guess that phrase ends with "...send someone other than Iroona to do it!"

Everyone watches as the Eldritch blast flies toward the orc, takes a 90 degree turn and slams in to the roof above the orc.

He visibly lets out a sigh of relief and shouts out inappropriate places Iroona should stick her head....

Sir Aldon is up!

OOC: That phrase might possibly be as you described it.

Sir Aldon tries to finish off the last disgusting orc.

Attack: 14 Damage: 3

Inspiration: 2

(Sigh....

we’re gonna die here, aren’t we? ;) )

OOC > Of old age, while the orc taunts us from his rocking chair.

Sir Aldon's crossbow bolt doesn't even make it across the gap, it sort of just peters out halfway between him and the orc and sails off in to the darkness.

The orc looks at you like 'Seriously?'  then grabs a javelin and hurls it towards Vonman for killing his BFF Lugrub.

[Javelin: 20  Damage: 5]

but it too sails wide of the dwarf and clatters across the stone floor.

Speaking of stones - Slate you're up!

Slate

Slate watches Rowena struggle and shakes her head, "Get back up here and hit something" she calls out to the Raging Princess. She then looks at the Javelin chucking Orc and laughs, "You couldn't hit the broad side of hurricane!" she then snapped her fingers and the storms howl could be heard!

OOC: I'd like my toll the dead spell to sound like the winds of a storm instead of bells tolling, Wisdom save 13 or take 5 necrotic damage unless he's been injured then take 3 necrotic damage 

[WIS Save: 19]

The orc lifts up his loincloth to let what he thought was a cool breeze blow across is orcly bits, but then gets sad when he realizes its just a sound and not an actual breeze - and instead waggles his bits at Slate.

Flint's turn!

Flint watches the orc waving its orcish bits and says "Well I never....." and then to the orc shouts "You can ingest an enormous satchel of Richards you porcine beastie!" from the safety behind Slate.

Thomas seems to be out of poop at the moment and attempts to get Flint to give him some....

and unless Gmoat actually pops in to do something else.....its Vonman's turn!

Palaemon draws Vonman’s last dagger and chucks it at the last orc (Attack: 16 Damage: 5). Meanwhile, Von charges at the last orc (if it's not dead) and, if he doesn’t reach it, throws his Yklwa at the Orc. Get him!

Attack: 17 Damage: 5

The last dagger soars across the gap, and spears the orc in his orcly bits!  He falls to the ground dead next to his companion!

Hooray! Victory was had.....thanks to a water weird!

Iroona rushes to the bridge, looking to try to help Rowena, but she knows she is physically ungifted, and blanches at the bottomless drop, sways with vertigo, and pales at the thought of crossing the bridge herself, much less helping someone else.

She will need Help to cross. She smiles prettily, embarrassed.

As if on cue, Sir Aldon moves to assist Iroona in crossing the bridge. He takes her by the hand and keeps her steady as she gets on the bridge. "Oh here. Let me help you, my lady."

Vonman will walk across the bridge and collect his weapons from the dead orcs, after grabbing all their Javelins that were thrown. He turns to Rowena as he crosses. There. Done. Everyone, work on your aim. 

(Do I need to make a save?)

No with the immediate threat gone, I'll assume you help each other traverse the bridge and make it safely to the other side.

Slate

"Well good chance that if there were two of them, there'll be more" she looks a bit disturbed that Sir Aldon helps Iroona across the bridge, but shrugs it off and crosses herself showing no sign of fear at crossing the bridge of the crevasse. Once on the other side she begins to look around with the assistance of her light shield.

Perception: 15

There is an opening in the rock that continues deeper in to the mountain,  as you pass through it you see the walls and floor of this natural cave have been carefully smoothed. You can discern at least four routes leading off into darkness. Red coals glow from within the southeastern passageway, and a crude wooden cage door closes off the southern exit. The floor is covered with sleeping furs, crates, sacks, and rubbish.

Lacking darkvision, Rowena takes up a position at the rear of the party deferring to those able to see into the dark or light their way with magic take the lead and decide which path to follow into the darkness and she will follow.

Iroona peers about. She whispers, "It would seem that way leads to more light?" as she points towards the southeastern passage with the glowing coals.