The Exploits of Misfit Company

Stella(18),Hoodini(18),Shaka(17)(76),Kasha(16),Iraza(15)(135),Guardian(15)(132),Barnabus(14),Yvan(13),Arrak(11),Obsidian(11),Vastra(10),Furlong(9),Alys(4)

Stella's healed, but she could definitely use some moisturizer.

Stella(18),Hoodini(18),Shaka(17)(76),Kasha(16),Iraza(15)(135),Guardian(15)(132),Barnabus(14),Yvan(13),Arrak(11),Obsidian(11),Vastra(10),Furlong(9),Alys(4)

Furlong, Iraza points a finger at you and things begin to get blurry. Please make a DC16 Constitution Saving throw or be blinded.

The Guardian makes attacks Yvan and Barnabus!

On Yvan!

Attack: 15 Damage: 18

On Barnabus

Attack: 23 Damage: 24

Stella(18),Hoodini(18),Shaka(17)(76),Kasha(16),Iraza(15)(135),Guardian(15)(132),Barnabus(14),Yvan(13),Arrak(11),Obsidian(11),Vastra(10),Furlong(9),Alys(4)

Obsidian Helps!

fBarnabus felt his legs nearly give out from the one blow alone.  Dazed, he spends a few moments there just holding his head, trying to steady the world view. "That...stung..." He tried to say, though the words are muddied by a few teeth being knocked loose from the blow. After cracking his jaw back into place, he gestures to Shaka, sending distorting impulses to weaken mental barriers. Beneath the spell is a more sinister one. One without word or gesture, but whatever crack had been even remotely opened, the presence of another is there, slashing violently at all thought they weren't directed towards fleeing from the spot.

Action: Cast (Cantrip)[Tooltip Not Found](DC 14, Int Save), inflicting 7 Psychic damage on a failed save by Shaka. In addition, target must subtract an additional 4 from their next save against a spell.

Bonus Action: Expending 1 SP to 'Subtle' cast at (3rd level)[Tooltip Not Found](DC 14, Int Save), inflicting 10 Psychic damage on Super Guardian and Shaka, and target can only dash or disengage next turn. Half damage on a successful save, and target's actions are not limited.

Movement: 30ft away from Guardian(out of room, if necessary/possible), taking an OoA.

Future Reaction(including the OoA, if used): If targeted for an effect that would be considered an attack roll, using Unsettling Visage racial trait, causing the attack to be at Disadvantage.

Stella(18),Hoodini(18),Shaka(17)(76),Kasha(16),Iraza(15)(135),Guardian(15)(132),Barnabus(14),Yvan(13),Arrak(11),Obsidian(11),Vastra(10),Furlong(9),Alys(4)

ShakaSave1:4
ShakaSave2:15
GuardianSave:9

The Guardian will indeed take an AoO on you

Attack: 9 Damage: 16

Stella(18),Hoodini(18),Shaka(17)(71),Kasha(16),Iraza(15)(135),Guardian(15)(121),Barnabus(14),Yvan(13),Arrak(11),Obsidian(11),Vastra(10),Furlong(9),Alys(4)

CON: 9

"Curses!" shouts Furlong as his eyes go white. He will then rush in on Shaka, Better Judgment held high above his head.

Attack: 14 Damage: 7

Attack: 21 Damage: 9

Ki point -- patient defense to use the Dodge as a Bonus Action.

End of turn CON: 8

Stella(18),Hoodini(18),Shaka(17)(71),Kasha(16),Iraza(15)(135),Guardian(15)(121),Barnabus(14),Yvan(13),Arrak(11),Obsidian(11),Vastra(10),Furlong(9),Alys(4)

The second attack hits!

Stella(18),Hoodini(18),Shaka(17)(63),Kasha(16),Iraza(15)(135),Guardian(15)(121),Barnabus(14),Yvan(13),Arrak(11),Obsidian(11),Vastra(10),Furlong(9),Alys(4)

Yvan will make two attacks with Great Weapon Master at the Guardian!

Attack: 20 Damage: 29

Attack: 16 Damage: 19

As a bonus action, Vastra casts Dragon's Breath and lets out a gout of fire at Iraza!

13

7

Arrak tries to touch Iraza

Attack: 12 Damage: 18

 Stella(18),Hoodini(18),Shaka(17)(63),Kasha(16),Iraza(15)(115),Guardian(15)(82),Barnabus(14),Yvan(13),Arrak(11),Obsidian(11),Vastra(10),Furlong(9),Alys(4)

Hang in there B...

Alys will decide to start with flicking holy water on her friends, then whisper a healing word to Stella.

Casting 2nd level Bless on Furlong, Stella, Yvan and Kasha
Stella baby heal: 4

Ready reaction for moisture sucking move if used again: Counterspell

Hoodini helps Stella.

 Stella(18)BLESSSED,Hoodini(18),Shaka(17)(63),Kasha(16)BLESSED,Iraza(15)(115),Guardian(15)(82),Barnabus(14),Yvan(13)BLESSED,Arrak(11),Obsidian(11),Vastra(10),Furlong(9),Alys(4)

Stella glares freaking DAGGERS at Shaka and attacks again.

Attack: 17 Damage: 11, bless add 4 to attack roll.
Attack: 19 Damage: 13, bless add 4 to attack roll.

Sneak attack: 13

Stella(18)BLESSSED,Hoodini(18),Shaka(17)(63),Kasha(16)BLESSED,Iraza(15)(115),Guardian(15)(82),Barnabus(14),Yvan(13)BLESSED,Arrak(11),Obsidian(11),Vastra(10),Furlong(9),Alys(4)

Both attacks hit! Shaka uses her action to disengage 30 feet away and as a bonus action summons a large spectral sword to attack Barnabus

Attack: 27 Damage: 14

Stella(18)BLESSSED,Hoodini(18),Shaka(17)(18),Kasha(16)BLESSED,Iraza(15)(115),Guardian(15)(82),Barnabus(14),Yvan(13)BLESSED,Arrak(11),Obsidian(11),Vastra(10),Furlong(9),Alys(4

Kasha helped Stella up if needed, and fired a massive bolt of lightning from her hands at Shaka.

HADOUKEN: DC14 DEX save to take half of 16

"UNLIMITED...POWAAAHHHH!" she cried, imitating someone.

The camera zoomed underneath her face in a dramatic way and she cackled maniacally. "AH HA HA HA HAAAA!"

Stella(18)BLESSSED,Hoodini(18),Shaka(17)(18),Kasha(16)BLESSED,Iraza(15)(115),Guardian(15)(82),Barnabus(14),Yvan(13)BLESSED,Arrak(11),Obsidian(11),Vastra(10),Furlong(9),Alys(4)

Shaka Dex: 10

Shaka dies.

Stella(18)BLESSSED,Hoodini(18),Kasha(16)BLESSED,Iraza(15)(115),Guardian(15)(82),Barnabus(14),Yvan(13)BLESSED,Arrak(11),Obsidian(11),Vastra(10),Furlong(9),Alys(4)

The guardian disengages and moves 30 feet away. Iraza uses a 3rd level spell slot to cast blindness/deafness on Yvan and Stella, but Vastra counters it since Books has suffered enough or has she? Iraza fumes.

Stella(18)BLESSSED,Hoodini(18),Kasha(16)BLESSED,Iraza(15)(115),Guardian(15)(82),Barnabus(14),Yvan(13)BLESSED,Arrak(11),Obsidian(11),Vastra(10),Furlong(9),Alys(4

A still somewhat haunted and stretched out face of the shifter stares wide-eyed at Kasha. "OOoookaaaay." It -- he intones in a hollow sounding voice. Then as if it were stretchy clay, Barnabus eventually snaps his features back into the face of everyone's favorite Half Orc. "Oof! That hurt. Don't think I can do that one again." He shakes his head one last time.

"Oi! Old Timer! Just a ways more forward! You can do it!" He calls to Furlong, hoping the encouragement to be enough. Then seeing the Guardian as not distressed enough, he started stage whispering in a language so confusing and twisted, it sounded more like birds chirping and Steve from accounting clacking away on some arcane device.

Bonus Action: Grant Furlong a Bardic Inspiration.

Action: Cast (2nd level)Brain Killer(DC 14, Wis Save), inflicting 19 Psychic damage on Super Guardian. In addition, target must immediate use its reaction to move directly away from Barnabus direction. If it succeeds, only half as much damage.

Yvan goes about and does some barbarian things to Iraza!

Reckless GWM:
Attack: 20 Damage: 22 + Bless you 2
Attack: 12 Damage: 18 + Bless you 1

Kasha, in her own little world, continues to cackle maniacally at the dead body of Shaka.

Alys will toss a Fire Bolt, ready to counter any spell that could be deadly to her friends.

Casting Fire Bolt on Iraza Attack: 19 Damage: 8

Ready action: Counterspell

Obsidian Helps! (Sorry, Books totally blanked that he was up too)

Stella(18)BLESSSED,Hoodini(18),Kasha(16)BLESSED,Iraza(15)(115),Guardian(15)(82),Barnabus(14),Yvan(13)BLESSED,Arrak(11),Obsidian(11),Vastra(10),Furlong(9),Alys(4)

Guardian Save: 9

Yvan's attacks hit! The Guardian moves away again. Alys' Firebolt hits!

Stella(18)BLESSSED,Hoodini(18),Kasha(16)BLESSED,Iraza(15)(55),Guardian(15)(64),Barnabus(14),Yvan(13)BLESSED,Arrak(11),Obsidian(11),Vastra(10),Furlong(9),Alys(4

Stella(18)BLESSSED,Hoodini(18),Kasha(16)BLESSED,Iraza(15)(55),Guardian(15)(64),Barnabus(14),Yvan(13)BLESSED,Arrak(11),Obsidian(11),Vastra(10),Furlong(9),Alys(4)

Furlong did his rolling in Discord. Both attacks hit and he is no longer blinded! Vastra lets out another gout of fire!

8 

Iraza Dex: 7

Arrak swipes at Iraza 

Attack: 25 Damage: 27

Stella(18)BLESSSED,Hoodini(18),Kasha(16)BLESSED,Iraza(15)(28),Guardian(15)(64),Barnabus(14),Yvan(13)BLESSED,Arrak(11),Obsidian(11),Vastra(10),Furlong(9),Alys(4)

Stella switches to attacking Iraza!

Attack: 11 Damage: 16

Attack: 14 Damage: 10

Snek: 12

Using Obsidian's help on that first attack: 17