The Exploits of Misfit Company

Kashasave: 5

Zoe(23),OrcHorde(21),Rohan(18),Alys(17),Vastra(16),Stella(15),Kashasaurus(14),Yvan(12),Tristan(12),Obsidian(11),OrcHorde(11),Sergeant Thornhill(10),Hoodini(10),Bixby(9),OrcHorde(1)

Many Orcs are killed and one siege tower falls over.

Sergeant Thornhill takes two shots with his crossbow

Attack: 24 Damage: 12

Attack: 12 Damage: 4

Zoe takes a shot with her bow

Attack: 23 Damage: 12

Several orcs die.

Zoe(23),OrcHorde(21),Rohan(18),Alys(17),Vastra(16),Stella(15),Kashasaurus(14),Yvan(12),Tristan(12),Obsidian(11),OrcHorde(11),Sergeant Thornhill(10),Hoodini(10),Bixby(9),OrcHorde(1)

The orc catapults continue to launch projectiles. One of the projectiles hits the wall and explodes in green flame, apparently being some kind of alchemical bomb instead of the standard boulder that a catapult would launch. The explosion blasts a hole in the wall, sending stone and bodies flying. Orcs begin to pour through the hole. Sergeant Thornhill draws his hammer and jumps down to face the attackers head on. "Soldiers! Come down here and hold the line!" 

New Objective: Fight off the horde by dealing 400 points of damage before the end of the round.

You're all up, by the way.

Obsidian strategically directs the Kashasaurus to eat more orcs by the dozen or perhaps more.

Bite Attack: 17 Damage: 38

Tail Attack: 23 Damage: 21

"Good thing not all of us soldiers.. technically." Bixby comments on quietly as he began to again tug at the Weave. Despite feeling it fight back against his administration, a final snap of the fingers is answered in a wall of silver flames rising into place on the other side of the wall, discouraging if not at stopping the horde from rushing the breach.

Bonus Action: Convert 2nd level spell into 2 Sorcerery Points.

Action: Attempt to use Mizzium Apparatus to cast a (4th level spell)Scorching Wave.... Arcana(DC 18):31... and succeeds! Inflicting 16 Fire damage to creatures in its summoned area, or end their turn within 10ft of outward heated side(facing the horde). Dexterity Saving Throw(DC 15) to save for half.

Yvan halts his javelin throwing and gets ready for the big group. With his sword ready and rage running through his veins, he starts to hack and slash at whatever orc comes in his way!

Wild Surge: 4

GWM + Reckless:
Attack: 16 Damage: 27 + 5 cold damage on hits!
Attack: 22 Damage: 27 +  2 
Frenzy: Attack: 12 Damage: 26 +  5 

Alys will mutter some healing words under her breath to prepare herself for the next wave. She'll drop another fireball on the hoard.

Healing Word: 17

Fireball DC 16 for half damage: 35

Stella gets down and attacks like there's no tomorrow, now that she can actually use her blades.

Attack: 15 Damage: 16

Attack: 28 Damage: 13

Snek: 17

Vastra casts Fireball 33

Tristan attacks with his rapier and dagger, as does his wife!

Attack: 10 Damage: 9

Attack: 16 Damage: 7

Sneak

10

Attack: 21 Damage: 10

Attack: 14 Damage: 7

Sneak:10

Rohan takes some shots with his magical handbanger

Attack: 24 Damage: 32

Attack: 19 Damage: 19

Sergeant Thornhill makes some attacks with his hammer!

Attack: 25 Damage: 10

Attack: 19 Damage: 12

350/400

Zoe(23),Rohan(18),Alys(17),Vastra(16),Stella(15),Kashasaurus(14),Yvan(12),Tristan(12),Obsidian(11), Sergeant Thornhill(10),Hoodini(10),Bixby(9)

You are able to fight off most of the horde that's attacking through the breach, but you have not completely cleared the area when a familiar looking Orc chieftain comes striding in, surrounded by his lieutenants. It's Kothrog the Breaker, the leader of the Black Irons tribe that had captured Zoe and some of the other people who were living in the village she was staying in. He is still holding a nasty-looking greatsword. 

"Oh ****." Tristan says.

Kothrog:16
Cahlhuk:13
Gruthmal:19
Turzak:14
Grishnak:13
Azrog:21

Zoe(23),Gruthmal(19),Rohan(18),Alys(17),Vastra(16),Azrog(16),Stella(15),Turzak(15),Kashasaurus(14),Kothrog(14),Yvan(12),Tristan(12),Obsidian(11), Sergeant Thornhill(10),Hoodini(10),Cahlhuk(8),Bixby(9),Grishnak(5)

Zoe(23),Gruthmal(19),Rohan(18),Alys(17),Vastra(16),Azrog(16),Stella(15),Turzak(15),Kashasaurus(14),Kothrog(14),Yvan(12),Tristan(12),Obsidian(11), Sergeant Thornhill(10),Hoodini(10),Cahlhuk(8),Bixby(9),Grishnak(5)

Zoe stabs at Gruthmal twice!

Attack: 17 Damage: 5

Attack: 12 Damage: 5

Zoe(23),Gruthmal(19),Rohan(18),Alys(17),Vastra(16),Azrog(16),Stella(15),Turzak(15),Kashasaurus(14),Kothrog(14),Yvan(12),Tristan(12),Obsidian(11), Sergeant Thornhill(10),Hoodini(10),Cahlhuk(8),Bixby(9),Grishnak(5)

Gruthmal attacks the Diamant women!

On Zoe

Attack: 9 Damage: 12

On Stella

Attack: 20 Damage: 8

Smite:12
Smite:10

Zoe(23),Gruthmal(19),Rohan(18),Alys(17),Vastra(16),Azrog(16),Stella(15),Turzak(15),Kashasaurus(14),Kothrog(14),Yvan(12),Tristan(12),Obsidian(11), Sergeant Thornhill(10),Hoodini(10),Cahlhuk(8),Bixby(9),Grishnak(5)

Alys repeats the same attack, but a spell level down.

Healing Word: 16

Fireball DC 16 for half damage: 26 

Cahlhuk:10
Gruthmal:16
Kothrog:18
Turzak:9
Azrog:17
Grishnakh:18

Why do I keep making battles where I have to control 20 ******* characters at once.

Vastra casts Vitriolic Sphere at the orcs, but Cahlhuk counterspells!

Rohan takes two shots at Grishnakh!

Attack: 29 Damage: 12

Attack: 14 Damage: 7

 Zoe(23),Gruthmal(19),Rohan(18),Alys(17),Vastra(16),Azrog(16)(64),Stella(15),Turzak(15),Kashasaurus(14),Kothrog(14),Yvan(12),Tristan(12),Obsidian(11), Sergeant Thornhill(10),Hoodini(10),Cahlhuk(8),Bixby(9),Grishnak(5)

Azrog attacks the Kashasaurus twice!

Attack: 9 Damage: 8

Attack: 12 Damage: 7

Zoe(23),Gruthmal(19),Rohan(18),Alys(17),Vastra(16),Azrog(16),Stella(15),Turzak(15),Kashasaurus(14),Kothrog(14),Yvan(12),Tristan(12),Obsidian(11), Sergeant Thornhill(10),Hoodini(10),Cahlhuk(8),Bixby(9),Grishnak(5)

Stella attack Gruthmal.

Sneak: 28 Damage: 13

Attack: 13 Damage: 10

*******: 14

Zoe(23),Gruthmal(19),Rohan(18),Alys(17),Vastra(16),Azrog(16),Stella(15),Turzak(15),Kashasaurus(14),Kothrog(14),Yvan(12),Tristan(12),Obsidian(11), Sergeant Thornhill(10),Hoodini(10),Cahlhuk(8),Bixby(9),Grishnak(5)

Turzak attacks Alys and Tristan!

Attack: 12 Damage: 11 If it hits, he'll spend a Superiority Die to add 3 and force Alys to make a DC15 Strength Save or fall on her ass.

On Tristan!

Attack: 22 Damage: 13 If it hits, he'll spend a Superiority die to add 2 damage and force Tristan to make a DC15 Strength Save or fall on his ass.

Strength:2

Tristan falls on his ass.

Zoe(23),Gruthmal(19),Rohan(18),Alys(17),Vastra(16),Azrog(16),Stella(15),Turzak(15),Kashasaurus(14),Kothrog(14),Yvan(12),Tristan(12),Obsidian(11), Sergeant Thornhill(10),Hoodini(10),Cahlhuk(8),Bixby(9),Grishnak(5)

Obsidian strategically directs the Kashasaurus to eat more orcs by the dozen or perhaps more.

Bite Attack: 30 Damage: 58

Tail Attack: 20 Damage: 23

Zoe(23),Gruthmal(19),Rohan(18),Alys(17),Vastra(16),Azrog(16),Stella(15),Turzak(15),Kashasaurus(14),Kothrog(14),Yvan(12),Tristan(12),Obsidian(11), Sergeant Thornhill(10),Hoodini(10),Cahlhuk(8),Bixby(9),Grishnak(5)

Kothrog begins raging. Then he attacks Yvan. Recklessly.

Attack: 29 Damage: 15

Attack: 16 Damage: 24

If either of those attacks hit, Yvan must make a DC15 Con Save or take 3 points of damage as he begins bleeding. If both hit, he has to make the save twice.

Zoe(23),Gruthmal(19),Rohan(18),Alys(17),Vastra(16),Azrog(16),Stella(15),Turzak(15),Kashasaurus(14),Kothrog(14),Yvan(12),Tristan(12),Obsidian(11), Sergeant Thornhill(10),Hoodini(10),Cahlhuk(8),Bixby(9),Grishnak(5)

Obsidian directs the Kashasaurus.

Con saves: 21, 18

With the HP of a ******* dragon, Yvan is able to tank those hits from Kothrog with no problem. The barbarian then retaliates right back!

GWM + Reckless:
Attack: 16 Damage: Unable to parse dice roll. + 8 cold damage on hits!
Attack: 24 Damage: 24 +  1 
Frenzy: Attack: 22 Damage: 24 +  1 

Hoodini will help Yvan this whole fight.o