The Exploits of Misfit Company

"VERY WELL THEN."

Ikiron flies towards you all with his mouth open and swallows you all. Instead of landing in the digestive tract of the dragon, you instead land on a stone bridge that stands over a body of water.

"ADVANCE. DEFEAT THE GUARDIANS TO LIGHT THE FLAMES AND CLAIM THE SUNSTONE."

"What the...?" Kasha breathes, expecting digestive fluid.

"Huh... This reminds me of the time me and a friend of mines wound up in the belly of an Astral Dreadnought. Not exactly the most fun experience, but uh... ahem... Moving on!" Courage breaks out a pair of bottles, and immediately downs the contents one after the other. "Blech... Not the worst brew I've tasted. But, every little bit counts. I'd suggest the rest of you make any last preparations now -- IF THAT'S ALRIGHT, Lord IKIRON!" He yells up at whatever amounted to a cieling.

---> Consumed one 1 Potion of Fire Giant Strength & Potion of Heroism

Alys’ eyes widened a little, giving away her surprise from Yvan’s quick and playful response. Pink cheeked, she couldn’t help but smile immediately with a small burst of laughter breaking her lips. She adored his new spark of light. The elf would bump up against the Goliath’s side, slipping her arm around to hook onto his that had the hand trying to hide his face. Then she’d tug him along with her as they moved on. 

The scholar was thankful to have received a hint to the nature of their test. So study her spellbook and rest she did.

In the morning Alys was plenty excited for Courage’s breakfasts and her daily helping of special treats. Although she was getting a little used to it and feeling really spoiled, she’d always be sure to thank him and his sous chef, for a souperb job. It was difficult not to start the day chipper when she was fed, surrounded by people she cared for and enjoyed spending time with.

Portents: 20 | 1 

Alys was so focused on reading and following the map, that she forgot what to expect when they would arrive. With her face buried in the papers for directions, she’d almost walk into Yvan when he’d stop. At the sound of his voice, she’d peep out from behind him just in time to catch sight of Ikiron before he inhaled them. I didn’t pack any Tums...

Blinking a couple times, Alys sometimes had to remind herself that her reality sometimes can really be a crazy trip on its own. She didn’t need any fancy mushrooms or herbs. But maybe she shouldn’t have taken those extra puffs on the way over... Wide eyed, she’d look around.

When Courage would chug back his potions and call out to Ikiron, Alys would tilt her head like, Oh, maybe I should pre cast too? Then she’d look up to Yvan and smile. The wizard would reach her hand out. If Yvan was ready and willing, she’d ready/precast Haste on him to enter the battle.

Hoodini would pop his head out, ready to help him too!

Yvan hadn't anticipated the dragons sheer speed, only able to put out a protective arm in front of Alys prior to them getting swallowed whole. However, when he still feels solid ground beneath his feet, his brows furrow as he takes a quick look around the area they were transported to. "Well... This is better than the last time something like this happened..." He mutters, remembering their fight with the worm. 

When it looked to be as if everyone was ready, the goliath takes out Cinderfall, gives Alys the OK, and leads the team forward.

Vastra very quickly makes a doodle of Courage and Souperb with the words DO NOT EAT on it, so that she can use it later.

You all advance, running along until you reach a square with a brazier on the side. Suddenly appearing is a six-armed creature with the body of an ape, a prehensile tail, and the head of a demon. In each of its' hands and its' prehensile tail is a sword that crackles with electrical energy.

BEHOLD THE FIRST OF THE GUARDIANS, SUGIMARA OF THE STORM

Sugimara:10
Vastra:23 

Let's get loud: 17

Butbutbut my lightning rapier: 22

Meow: 16

Behold, Kasha of the..uh..: 18

Alys glitch: 13

Hooters: 17

Courage Initiative: 13

Vastra(23),Stella(19),Sugimara,Obsidian(19),Kasha(18),Sugimara,Hoodini(17),Yvan(17),Sugimara,Courage(14),Alys(13),Sugimara(10)(700)

Stella attacks Sugi.

Attack: 14 Damage: 19

Attack: 12 Damage: 8

Snek: 22

Vastra(23),Stella(19),Sugimara,Obsidian(19),Kasha(18),Sugimara,Hoodini(17),Yvan(17),Sugimara,Courage(14),Alys(13),Sugimara(10)(700)

Sugimara easily parries Stella's attacks! Vastra casts Mirror Image

Vastra(23),Stella(19),Sugimara,Obsidian(19),Kasha(18),Sugimara,Hoodini(17),Yvan(17),Sugimara,Courage(14),Alys(13),Sugimara(10)(700)

Sugimara uses a legendary action to attempt to bite Stella!

Attack: 32 Damage: 18 and Stella must make a DC19 Con Save or take 36 poison damage

Vastra(23),Stella(19),Sugimara,Obsidian(19),Kasha(18),Sugimara,Hoodini(17),Yvan(17),Sugimara,Courage(14),Alys(13),Sugimara(10)(700)

...Ow: 20

Looks like it's ******* dinobot time.

Kasha transforms. (Transformer transforming noises here)

ME KASHA QUEEN!

Obsidian Helps Kasha.

Vastra(23),Stella(19),Sugimara,Obsidian(19),Kashasaurus(18),Sugimara,Hoodini(17),YvanHASTED(17),Sugimara,Courage(14),Alys(13),Sugimara(10)(700)

Sugimara uses a legendary action to take a swing at Yvan!

Attack: 15 Damage: 24

Vastra(23),Stella(19),Sugimara,Obsidian(19),Kasha(18),Sugimara,Hoodini(17),YvanHASTED(17),Sugimara,Courage(14),Alys(13),Sugimara(10)(700)

Yvan is able to move out of the way before Sugimara's attack could hit him, the goliath grumbling under his breath.

Angy Boi Surge: 2 

A tiny pixie pops out from thin air near the Sugimara and explodes! DC16 Dex save or take a measly 1 force damage!

Using Hoodini's assistance, Yvan starts laying in on the enemy!

Action 1 - Attack: 19 Damage: 10 
Action 2 - Attack: 15 Damage: 11
Haste *****es - Attack: 22 Damage: 11

Dex:18

Vastra(23),Stella(19),Sugimara,Obsidian(19),Kasha(18),Sugimara,Hoodini(17),YvanHASTED(17),Sugimara,Courage(14),Alys(13),Sugimara(10)(668)