He looks sideways at the lack of your butt, looks concerned, smiling.
Oooooh, yeah! I bet it must be terrrrrrible not having your behind! Ill see what i can do!
He starts looking on the ground and on the walls, sometimes moving things, blowing dust off tge flooring, but so far finding nothing. Picks up a rock,thinking hes about to find it, and looks really exited, aand nothing, and starts to get a little frazzled.
Baxthon, i need a straight d20 roll, and a perception check on M.M., please.
As you enter, you see a horde of goblins wearing yellow shirts, and blue pants they're these little munchkin things. I don't know I never gave them names but they are reeeeeal annoying little pieces of s***. Repeating the same pattern, and spouting undermining nonsense while you try to get work done-- all underpinned with teenage self-image fragility, and minuscule attention spans borne from what I can only assume is a life completely unexplored while simultaneously devoid of any real stakes
also they say "aww geez" a lot too much a glass case it's on the far side of the room next to another door but they are too many stupid little goblins in the way for you to see it clearly
"Hey there goblin dudes." Leon says as he strides into the room. "Heard they had a special on goblin candy back down the hall a ways. Best run along and see if they are still giving the stuff away for free..."
The original meeseeks turns to you amidst the crowd of other meeseeks tearing the morty goblins arms and legs and heads off. Some are dropping elbows of death. But the original meeseeks locks eyes with you, and does not continue searching for your butt. He doesnt move.
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D20 roll: 3
Leon, after the above roll of course, takes the box back from whomever yanked it from his hands a bit ago. "Stop wasting magic. You have no idea if this thing has limited charges or not."
Alrighty!
He waddles slightly as he walks up to it and opens it about an inch or so, and poofs away mid push.
Give me a perception check, whoever is closest, or whoever wants to really. Lol
Leon perception: 9
"Interesting notion.. ill try my luck"
Baxthon pushes the button, and will ask the next meeseks to restore his lost butt.
Poof
HELLO! Im mister meeseeks!
He looks sideways at the lack of your butt, looks concerned, smiling.
Oooooh, yeah! I bet it must be terrrrrrible not having your behind! Ill see what i can do!
He starts looking on the ground and on the walls, sometimes moving things, blowing dust off tge flooring, but so far finding nothing. Picks up a rock,thinking hes about to find it, and looks really exited, aand nothing, and starts to get a little frazzled.
Baxthon, i need a straight d20 roll, and a perception check on M.M., please.
As that one is working to find the butt, Leon hits the button again. "Open that door all the way." He says, nodding again to the southern door.
Poof!
He gives his repetitive, screechy introduction, and does what you ask, pushing the door open, and poof.
The remaining M.M. sees this and snaps his finger, and also goes the door.
"His butt might be in there." Leon says to the remaining one, following him into the room as the figure heads that way.
As you enter, you see a horde of goblins wearing yellow shirts, and blue pants they're these little munchkin things. I don't know I never gave them names but they are reeeeeal annoying little pieces of s***. Repeating the same pattern, and spouting undermining nonsense while you try to get work done-- all underpinned with teenage self-image fragility, and minuscule attention spans borne from what I can only assume is a life completely unexplored while simultaneously devoid of any real stakes
also they say "aww geez" a lot too much a glass case it's on the far side of the room next to another door but they are too many stupid little goblins in the way for you to see it clearly
"Hey there goblin dudes." Leon says as he strides into the room. "Heard they had a special on goblin candy back down the hall a ways. Best run along and see if they are still giving the stuff away for free..."
Marius starts pounding on the box button. "Get rid of those goblins!" he half yells/half laughs at all the Meeseekses.
Aww jeez, is it alright if i leave?
Maaaan, i dont know...
Y-y-yeah, i heard, but, you, know..
*screams*
Awe jeez man, morty, i mean jeez, goblin, you kn-kn-know you cant leave.
Im sorry, man.
Jeez, man
Awe, jeez.
And so on, but none leave. The ones that want to cant, because of the other guys.
https://youtu.be/NivwAQ8sUYQ
You get about 10 out, but before they do thier task, i need a d20 roll
Baxthon's M.M:
- Straight d20: 17
- Perception: 18
The original meeseeks turns to you amidst the crowd of other meeseeks tearing the morty goblins arms and legs and heads off. Some are dropping elbows of death. But the original meeseeks locks eyes with you, and does not continue searching for your butt. He doesnt move.
D20 roll: 3
Leon, after the above roll of course, takes the box back from whomever yanked it from his hands a bit ago. "Stop wasting magic. You have no idea if this thing has limited charges or not."
After all the morty goblins are dead, awe jeez, the 10 disappear, leaving only baxthons, which seems to have snapped
Leon moves to the glass cabinet to see what is in it, putting the small box away for now.
Five gems sit in the case- blue, green, red, yellow, and purple. Next to the case, 3 conveniently gem sized sockets are cut into the stone wall.
I bet these things are related, huh?
Marius laughs. "Now, that's some good magic!"
As you look around the room, its nothing but a sea of dead yellow and blue bodies covered in red, with one blue meeseeks looking pretty snapped