This big old circular room features six bedrolls on the floor, a bunch of dice, and some parchments scattered around. Oh yeah, and four goblins are here. Their names are Jerry, Gerry, Jeri, and Gerie. They turn and look at you, and bust up laughing on the floor.
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"Hey, what the heck!" Jerry storms out of the room only to return rather quickly. "No, this is family bonding time and I'm going to show you what I can do once and for all!" Jerry furiously rolls the dice.
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Investigation: 13
”I don’t want to see what you can do. That’s between you mom and closed doors.” She’d hug herself with one arm across her chest and holds her sword in front of her.
Two goblins die as a result of spell and javelin! The other two continue to laugh! You all look so ******* ridiculous butt naked with your unmentionables all jiggling around - you ****s!!
Investigation results: The goblins were playing a game called Goblins & Gizzards, their favorite tabletop game. Goblins & Gizzards is WAY better than D&D, just so you know.
The two goblins who are left are in such a state of hysterical laughter, they are immune to all sorts of intimidation!! Could all of you being naked be so funny? I submit that it CAN.
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When it was her turn again, Lyan smacked the practically unconscious goblin with a mace "You laughing pest! I was a barbarian once, should you know! I'll show you how to be rude!"
"If he is down like this, I can roll two times, right? To attack? I will." Attack: 18 Damage: 7
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When Morty realizes that the goblins are probably close to the same size as him (ya’ know, cause he’s a kid? It doesn’t occur to him that Keth is probably... adult sized, so yeah. Have fun with this Rick. Morty’s gonna try to wear goblin clothes.)and he’s naked, his eye light up but he doesn’t say anything. He wants it to be a surprise.
“Alright R-Rick, Keth is gonna, get epic man! This is how you do it!”
Keth runs UP Meatface’s back, and jumps off his shoulder, bringing both his daggers down in an epic jump attack!
LOL Kiir misses, but the rest of you hit. NOICE move, Keth! "Morty what the **** is UUUPP with your dice."Rick wonders. "Where's that BIG DICK DAMAGE BRRROOOO???" he shouts.
The goblins have been slain. Jerry, Jeri, Gerry, and Gerie have been killed. GOOD!! Stupid ******* Jerrys.There's 20gp, 35sp, and a key here among the bodies. Their gaming setup also features a really nice set of eleven greenish-yellow dice.
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Rick recovers from laugh his ******* ass off, and says, "Pick another room! Let's go! Let's go!"
"You said there is another door?"
Meatface helicopters on over to the next room, and pushes the door open.
Perception 4
"We are going to room number five now. And you - Meatface - overt your eyes! No, not in that direction. Look at the door or something!"
Meili Liang Lvl 5 Monk
Dice
Meatface smiles
Nothing like a good breeze. And honestly if i know Rick at all these children will be scarred by many other things than a penis.
He puts more thought into it and covers his ass with his axe head sideways to block most of it
ROOM 5 - ANOTHER ******* GOBLIN ROOM!!
This big old circular room features six bedrolls on the floor, a bunch of dice, and some parchments scattered around. Oh yeah, and four goblins are here. Their names are Jerry, Gerry, Jeri, and Gerie. They turn and look at you, and bust up laughing on the floor.
DC15 Intelligence (Investigation): ?????
Investigation: 12
Meili Liang Lvl 5 Monk
Dice
Meatface investigation 7
Meatface immediately hates them. And launches a javi at one thats close.
Attack: 6 Damage: 3
"Hey, what the heck!" Jerry storms out of the room only to return rather quickly. "No, this is family bonding time and I'm going to show you what I can do once and for all!" Jerry furiously rolls the dice.
Investigation: 14
"Are you laughing at me?! Take this!" Sacred Flame 2
Meili Liang Lvl 5 Monk
Dice
Investigation: 13
”I don’t want to see what you can do. That’s between you mom and closed doors.” She’d hug herself with one arm across her chest and holds her sword in front of her.
just an unstable unicorn.
Two goblins die as a result of spell and javelin! The other two continue to laugh! You all look so ******* ridiculous butt naked with your unmentionables all jiggling around - you ****s!!
Investigation results: The goblins were playing a game called Goblins & Gizzards, their favorite tabletop game. Goblins & Gizzards is WAY better than D&D, just so you know.
Annoyed, Ari would shuffle over and use both hands to push her blade into a Goblin leg.
Attack: 17 Damage: 12
Or try.
just an unstable unicorn.
And try you did, but failed. It's like attacking a huge ooze but getting sucked into it instead.
Meatface looks around
Where is Kiir? Is he hiding? Ill let him get a punch in. These guys aren't shit
Intimidation on goblins? 5
(Moderate shit talking i guess. Lol)
The two goblins who are left are in such a state of hysterical laughter, they are immune to all sorts of intimidation!! Could all of you being naked be so funny? I submit that it CAN.
Can meatface tear off their clothing? Like at least ones pants?
"Sorry meatface, i didn't know they would just... laugh at us!" Kiir summons his awesome magic to cast Ray of Frost at the goblins!
Attack: 24 Damage: 6
When it was her turn again, Lyan smacked the practically unconscious goblin with a mace "You laughing pest! I was a barbarian once, should you know! I'll show you how to be rude!"
"If he is down like this, I can roll two times, right? To attack? I will." Attack: 18 Damage: 7
Meili Liang Lvl 5 Monk
Dice
When Morty realizes that the goblins are probably close to the same size as him (ya’ know, cause he’s a kid? It doesn’t occur to him that Keth is probably... adult sized, so yeah. Have fun with this Rick. Morty’s gonna try to wear goblin clothes.)and he’s naked, his eye light up but he doesn’t say anything. He wants it to be a surprise.
“Alright R-Rick, Keth is gonna, get epic man! This is how you do it!”
Keth runs UP Meatface’s back, and jumps off his shoulder, bringing both his daggers down in an epic jump attack!
Dagger: 12 Damage: 5 Sneak Attack: 2
Dagger 2: 7 Damage: 1 Sneak Attack: 4
LOL Kiir misses, but the rest of you hit. NOICE move, Keth! "Morty what the **** is UUUPP with your dice." Rick wonders. "Where's that BIG DICK DAMAGE BRRROOOO???" he shouts.
The goblins have been slain. Jerry, Jeri, Gerry, and Gerie have been killed. GOOD!! Stupid ******* Jerrys.There's 20gp, 35sp, and a key here among the bodies. Their gaming setup also features a really nice set of eleven greenish-yellow dice.