Realizing there isn’t a butthole in the giant butt, and he just looks like he’s trying to fist it, Keth sheepishly pulls his hand back and waits to see what happens.
and I small compartment opens on top of the giant butt. It's a butt cache! The butt trap contains a whole bunch of butts. Some even look like they could be famous. Is that George Washington's butt? I'm not saying it is - butt i'm not saying it isn't.
Anyone else who wants to read the plaque has to make the DC15 dex save, just FYI you ****lords..
Meatface, basically just under Ari, immediately sees the buttcache steal her bum, and in a mixture of horror and humor, starts looking through his bag.
This will not do, Sum- Ari, this will not do at all....
He pulls out his bed roll, and places it like a crash pad for climbing.
Please jump down here.We need to get your bottom back...
"What do you mean - stealing butt? What is left then? This is unnatural! Ok, we are not reading anymore! And we will get your butt back, sweetie, I promise." "Morty, I mean, Keth - take your hand from the buttwhole and ... stick it into that butt cache, somewhere there is ... oh, no, I can not say it."
No dont, it could steal his hands if it could suck the butt right off of someone. This is bad magic, and we dont know the extent of the damage it could cause...
(Also after ari jumps down, meatface would offer the bed roll to her, either to be cut for an additional covering, or stuffing for the seat of her pants.)
A long, wide room looms before you. Mysterious runes and patterns cover the room's walls and floor. Visible at the end of this long room is some sort of evil mage. Oh, man, he's so ******* evil. At least as evil as anyone can be under the lense of subjective moral parameters and constantly moving ethical goalposts. He looks real tough, and he blocks the way to the next room.
Meatface hears the phrase "looks real tough" and acts on that.
Meatface walks forward holding himself upright and proper, harkening back to his life of nobility, almost exuding diplomacy.
Hello sir. Before we begin any hostility, id like to apologize for the intrusion of my party and I. If you would allow me to introduce myself, I am Sir Met Plumbus Fascade, or Meatface as i have grown accustomed to it.
Its quite obvious that you are a master in the arcane arts, and this room reflects that. And i can see with my own eyes you yourself are quite tough.
(As he says tough he flexes one arm making his veins pop and muscles ripple)
(Idk if it applies but persuasion? 14 , if not then straight charisma, 6
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
Keth hides behind Meatface’s scrotum as best he can, waiting until the giant man gets close enough, and then he jumps out from behind the giant nutsack and strikes!
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“So like, no actual physical attacks hurt him? Or is this just another Morty factor? Cause I’ve got like no magic and that’s just bullshit.” Summer crosses her arms.
”Are you even real?” Ari will walk up to the wizard and start trying to poke and prod at his face.
Realizing there isn’t a butthole in the giant butt, and he just looks like he’s trying to fist it, Keth sheepishly pulls his hand back and waits to see what happens.
"Dad, she's being staring at that thing forever now. What did she read?"
Meili Liang Lvl 5 Monk
Dice
The plaque says
SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR BUTT!
and I small compartment opens on top of the giant butt. It's a butt cache! The butt trap contains a whole bunch of butts. Some even look like they could be famous. Is that George Washington's butt? I'm not saying it is - butt i'm not saying it isn't.
Anyone else who wants to read the plaque has to make the DC15 dex save, just FYI you ****lords..
Meatface, basically just under Ari, immediately sees the buttcache steal her bum, and in a mixture of horror and humor, starts looking through his bag.
This will not do, Sum- Ari, this will not do at all....
He pulls out his bed roll, and places it like a crash pad for climbing.
Please jump down here. We need to get your bottom back...
"What do you mean - stealing butt? What is left then? This is unnatural! Ok, we are not reading anymore! And we will get your butt back, sweetie, I promise." "Morty, I mean, Keth - take your hand from the buttwhole and ... stick it into that butt cache, somewhere there is ... oh, no, I can not say it."
Meili Liang Lvl 5 Monk
Dice
No dont, it could steal his hands if it could suck the butt right off of someone. This is bad magic, and we dont know the extent of the damage it could cause...
(Also after ari jumps down, meatface would offer the bed roll to her, either to be cut for an additional covering, or stuffing for the seat of her pants.)
(No one's butt was stolen, she passed the DC save)
Then we leave that terrible room and go to ... 17? Let's go to 17!
Meili Liang Lvl 5 Monk
Dice
(Though it was a 15 dex you said?)
Yup. DC15 Dex save to read it.
ROOM 17 - WIZARD ROOM
A long, wide room looms before you. Mysterious runes and patterns cover the room's walls and floor. Visible at the end of this long room is some sort of evil mage. Oh, man, he's so ******* evil. At least as evil as anyone can be under the lense of subjective moral parameters and constantly moving ethical goalposts. He looks real tough, and he blocks the way to the next room.
"Figure it out, idiots!!!"
Meatface hears the phrase "looks real tough" and acts on that.
Meatface walks forward holding himself upright and proper, harkening back to his life of nobility, almost exuding diplomacy.
Hello sir. Before we begin any hostility, id like to apologize for the intrusion of my party and I. If you would allow me to introduce myself, I am Sir Met Plumbus Fascade, or Meatface as i have grown accustomed to it.
Its quite obvious that you are a master in the arcane arts, and this room reflects that. And i can see with my own eyes you yourself are quite tough.
(As he says tough he flexes one arm making his veins pop and muscles ripple)
(Idk if it applies but persuasion? 14 , if not then straight charisma, 6
Keth hides behind Meatface’s scrotum as best he can, waiting until the giant man gets close enough, and then he jumps out from behind the giant nutsack and strikes!
”Oh yeah! Rogue time *******!”
Stealth: 17
Attack 1!: 7 Damage: 4
Sneak Attack!: 1
Attack 2!: 14 Damage: 3
Sneak Attack!: 4
(I typo’d the dice roller from my phone, I edited it so the damage rolls would populate. Nothing was edited. Lol)
(Wait would you have advantage because im in range and technically engaged the mage first? (At least with speaking?))
Yeah reroll at nut sack advantage.
And in a clean new post!
Meili Liang Lvl 5 Monk
Dice
Morty pumps his fist in the air.
“Nutsack advantage baby! Woo Hoo!”
Attack 1: 15
Attack 2: 4
Your attacks hit the wizard but appear to have no effect!!
"HA!" the wizard says, "Your dagger attacks have no effect on me!!"
"Then take this!" Sacred Flame 2 (Dex DC 13)
Meili Liang Lvl 5 Monk
Dice
“So like, no actual physical attacks hurt him? Or is this just another Morty factor? Cause I’ve got like no magic and that’s just bullshit.” Summer crosses her arms.
”Are you even real?” Ari will walk up to the wizard and start trying to poke and prod at his face.
Unarmed attack?: 6 Damage: 3
just an unstable unicorn.