"Wow, you're really laying on the charm, huh? You act like I've never seen a bard before. Every one we had back home pulled the same shit on me, Durk. You're not that special. And sure, we can go to the tavern. Might be fun." She rolls her eyes and smirks at you a little.
"I don't doubt that for a second Talia, i don't just try to woo females though. I may not be special but i am who i am, the music is what makes the Bard afterall"
walks up to the front of the tavern and takes my arm back from Talia
"lets see what we can do hmm? also any trouble just signal me, granted your skill should carry you through in that case"
"Of course. Any problem, and I'm sure your big, strong, manly self would be able to help me in an instant. Not." Talia laughs and opens the door, walking in and leaving you behind.
The tavern inside is a loud, large room, almost like a warehouse. Tons of tables and chairs are spread around, all hand crafted, and the room is mostly full of dwarves and goblins, all laughing, talking, and eating lunch. There's a stage on one side of the room, big enough for a full band of bards, as well as game tables spread around for card and dice games. Talia is already drawing many eyes as she walks towards the barkeep and seats herself at the bar. The barkeep himself is what can only be described as a very tall dwarf. He looks exactly like one, but he's the size of an average human, with bushy dark brown hair, full mustache and beard, pot-bellied and generally hairy, but with a bright, happy face.
"Oh, a performer! Well, i should have guessed by your clothes, fine sir! Hmmm... I might have an opening, but of course I'd have to hear you first. Would have have time for an audition, possibly?"
The barkeep yells to a back room, and a water Genasi comes out, taking over the bar.
"Come with me, friend, and we'll listen to your music." The barkeep leads you into a back room with a table, several chairs, and some personal effects. You can tell this is the barkeep's personal office. "Please, sit down, and play when you are comfortable."
You play an old dwarvish dancing jig, and within a minute, the barkeep is humming and dancing to your song, smiling widely. At the end he exclaims "My good friend, that was simply amazing! I must offer you a performer's role here! The patrons will love you, and you'll get tipped more per night than I could give you in salary! You could start tonight if you so desired! What is your name, my musically gifted friend?"
"Wow, you're really laying on the charm, huh? You act like I've never seen a bard before. Every one we had back home pulled the same shit on me, Durk. You're not that special. And sure, we can go to the tavern. Might be fun." She rolls her eyes and smirks at you a little.
(WAGGLES EYEBROWS INSISTENTLY)
(What does that mean, lmao?)
laughs a littlle
"I don't doubt that for a second Talia, i don't just try to woo females though. I may not be special but i am who i am, the music is what makes the Bard afterall"
walks up to the front of the tavern and takes my arm back from Talia
"lets see what we can do hmm? also any trouble just signal me, granted your skill should carry you through in that case"
(I have the perfect song for this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cjpAz5iUnA )
"Of course. Any problem, and I'm sure your big, strong, manly self would be able to help me in an instant. Not." Talia laughs and opens the door, walking in and leaving you behind.
"And i shall call for your aid should i need it too"
i call out as she enters, following soon after and heading to the barkeep
The tavern inside is a loud, large room, almost like a warehouse. Tons of tables and chairs are spread around, all hand crafted, and the room is mostly full of dwarves and goblins, all laughing, talking, and eating lunch. There's a stage on one side of the room, big enough for a full band of bards, as well as game tables spread around for card and dice games. Talia is already drawing many eyes as she walks towards the barkeep and seats herself at the bar. The barkeep himself is what can only be described as a very tall dwarf. He looks exactly like one, but he's the size of an average human, with bushy dark brown hair, full mustache and beard, pot-bellied and generally hairy, but with a bright, happy face.
Heads to the Bar and finds a seat signalling the Barkeep to come
After he tears his gaze from Talia, he comes over to you with a smile and says "Hello, there, friend! How are you today?"
"I am doing well thank you Barkeep, i was wondering if i could interest you in letting me perform for your lovely establishment"
i lean in slightly to let him hear me better
"Oh, a performer! Well, i should have guessed by your clothes, fine sir! Hmmm... I might have an opening, but of course I'd have to hear you first. Would have have time for an audition, possibly?"
"i don't see why not sir"
says with a smile
(*Pulls out kazoo*)
(*plays Omatone aggressively*)
The barkeep yells to a back room, and a water Genasi comes out, taking over the bar.
"Come with me, friend, and we'll listen to your music." The barkeep leads you into a back room with a table, several chairs, and some personal effects. You can tell this is the barkeep's personal office. "Please, sit down, and play when you are comfortable."
bows to the barkeep and pulls out my Lute
"thank you for the opportunity"
starts playing an upbeat tune
19
(Wow, amazing roll)
You play an old dwarvish dancing jig, and within a minute, the barkeep is humming and dancing to your song, smiling widely. At the end he exclaims "My good friend, that was simply amazing! I must offer you a performer's role here! The patrons will love you, and you'll get tipped more per night than I could give you in salary! You could start tonight if you so desired! What is your name, my musically gifted friend?"
"My name is Durkannon, Mr?"
puts out my hand to shake his
(Can roll god level shit for a barkeep, entire team dying, rolls a nat 1)
"Elbren. Most call me Tall though, if you noticed." He laughs happily and shakes your hand.