The smell of pastry mixes with the distinct urine odour of the dock ward as you approach the stall. A Halfling woman, with grey hair is calling out to the street from her stall on the corner ”Hand Pies, get yer Hand Pies! Best in Waterdeep, only a nib each!”
Spottting Lysslin, she cheerfully calls out, “You little rascal! Up to no good again eh? Or ‘ave you come to pay for all my missing pies?” She laughs.
”I won’t ask where you got the money from, just don’t get in too much trouble - these streets have been dangerous lately!” She tousles Lysslins hair before getting a bucket full of delicious Hand Pies for the group.
"There was a rather unpleasant noblewoman, she made me hold her purse so she could 'get hammered like a ship in a hurricane', but I don't know what that means."
Lyss nods, "Yep, she's not really my aunt, but she makes really good pies! These ones got meat in 'em, and these are veggie, and this one is mushrooms. You should probably try one of each, if you're hungry."
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The Pie Lady nods in agreement with Dnee, “Yes dear, um, best keep away from those potty mouthed sailors....“
She smiles at Kerri, “I’m Patty, I make the best hand pies in town - simple, cheap honest food for simple, cheap, honest people. You should try the Eel pie, they’re fresh from the docks! Little Lyss didn’t tell me about all her friends! I hope you’ve been looking after the little one, she’s got a nose for trouble that one! ”
(The warm pies nourish you, giving the benefits of a short rest)
Renaer devours an eel pie, enthusiastically licking his lips. “Kerri, you don’t know Patty’s Pies? Nothing like one of these after a good session getting bladdered in the Dock Ward! You must try one!”
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Kerri, after a moment, takes one of the eel pies and takes a bite. Then another, before finally finishing it. "Tastes like home," she says with a smile.
(We can assume its nearby, and that tgere’s a manhole in the alley down the side)
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"I know a shortcut, c'mon!"
Lyss scampers off, as the party catches up to where she went, she pops up behind them with a crossbow and bolts across her back.
"All ready! There's a sewer place just down that block, when it rains, it gets real stinky."
((She's not inviting people in like Dnee! Basically gives the party the slip as we get close, runs and grabs it, then reappears.))
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"A break? Anyone else hungry? Ya, know before we smell like sewer!"
"Sure, I could use a little snack," Dnee says simply in response to Aimee.
Aimee looks at Lyssli for suggestions,
"Something tasty!"
"Ummm... there's a lady that sells really tasty hand pies that sets up nearby, if she's still out. I'm sure she's forgiven me by now."
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The smell of pastry mixes with the distinct urine odour of the dock ward as you approach the stall. A Halfling woman, with grey hair is calling out to the street from her stall on the corner ”Hand Pies, get yer Hand Pies! Best in Waterdeep, only a nib each!”
Spottting Lysslin, she cheerfully calls out, “You little rascal! Up to no good again eh? Or ‘ave you come to pay for all my missing pies?” She laughs.
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"Hiya, Auntie! Yep and yep! I'm buying for my friends tonight!"
She reaches up to put two shards on the edge of the stall.
"Some of these big folk probably can put away a few, so fill 'em up please!"
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Aimee digs in happily.
”I won’t ask where you got the money from, just don’t get in too much trouble - these streets have been dangerous lately!” She tousles Lysslins hair before getting a bucket full of delicious Hand Pies for the group.
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Kerri seems confused, "Sorry, who are you?"
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"The pie lady!"
Aimee would like to eat slowly, about an hour's worth of eating should do.
"There was a rather unpleasant noblewoman, she made me hold her purse so she could 'get hammered like a ship in a hurricane', but I don't know what that means."
Lyss nods, "Yep, she's not really my aunt, but she makes really good pies! These ones got meat in 'em, and these are veggie, and this one is mushrooms. You should probably try one of each, if you're hungry."
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Dnee shakes his head at Lyss's remarks. "I'm not sure you want to know what that means. Not with how young and innocent you are," he tells her.
His mouth waters as he scans the pies, and he orders one meat pie and one mushroom pie.
The Pie Lady nods in agreement with Dnee, “Yes dear, um, best keep away from those potty mouthed sailors....“
She smiles at Kerri, “I’m Patty, I make the best hand pies in town - simple, cheap honest food for simple, cheap, honest people. You should try the Eel pie, they’re fresh from the docks! Little Lyss didn’t tell me about all her friends! I hope you’ve been looking after the little one, she’s got a nose for trouble that one! ”
(The warm pies nourish you, giving the benefits of a short rest)
Renaer devours an eel pie, enthusiastically licking his lips. “Kerri, you don’t know Patty’s Pies? Nothing like one of these after a good session getting bladdered in the Dock Ward! You must try one!”
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Lyss shrugs, "Ok, but it wasn't sailors, it was one of the noble ladies. Yeah, the eel's my favorite! Aimee, did you try some yet!?"
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Spark examines one with a dubious expression, and takes a rather dainty nibble out of it. Five seconds later the pie does not appear to exist.
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"Aimee's my best friend, and I met these others tonight! Kerri is friends with Threestrings too!"
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Aimee waves at the pie lady and says, with a mouth full of pie,
"Great pie!"
Spraying pie bits.
Kerri, after a moment, takes one of the eel pies and takes a bite. Then another, before finally finishing it. "Tastes like home," she says with a smile.
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