Marcus walks over to the door to examine it and see what its made from and the texture and quality of the wood and the workmanship "Oh yes this will need to be replaced, perhaps with some lovely ironwood." and he jots down some notes.
Someone, or something, is definitely keeping the door locked and not wanting you all to come in. It's pretty sturdy wood, but old and imperfect. It can be bashed down.
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The door eventually break off it's hinges, crashing to the ground loudly.
The hot stench of rot rolls from the tower, raising bile in the back of your throat. The floor of the wide tower is covered in rotting hides of cattle, sheep, and men. A narrow staircase spirals around the tower wall. Dark forms hang from chains spiked through the wall - surely these are your fellow countrymen!
A pack of snarling beast-men slowly emerges from the shadows, bloody spears clutched in their gnarled hands. They lurk towards you all. Suddenly, from the staircase above, an enormous seven foot monstrosity with the body of a man but the head of a feral bull crashes down upon Bran.
Axe Attack: 15 Damage: 6
Bran the Woodcutter's skull splits open, splashing brain matter all over a two foot radius.
CAST OF USUAL SUSPECTS NOPE: Lucius the Noble(AC9/HP3), Merric the Trader(AC11/HP3), Bobbert the Cheesemaker(AC9/HP5) DAVE: Fool the Jester (AC9/HP1), Rist the Minstrel(AC10/HP4), Tom the Gravedigger(AC11/HP0)SLAIN DRAGONDENN: Seven the Ex-Slave (AC1/3HP), Bran the Woodcutter (AC11/2HP),Kel the Chicken Butcher(AC11/HP0)SLAIN MERLIN: Herb the Mushroom Farmer(AC10/HP3), Grengrun the Blacksmith(AC10/HP0), Knack the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP1) ARGENT:Tony the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP0)SLAIN, Logan Gold the Smuggler(AC11/HP4), Marcus Skinner the Forester(AC10/HP2)
As the group stands in front of the tower door, Herb is lingering to the side, admiring the morel mushrooms growing in the moldy soil. Cool and casual, he manages to reach down and pick a few choice examples, and stuffs them into his knapsack. Leaning over to Knack, he whispers “Remind me to come back here afterwards and pick the rest of these...good product!”
Raising his hands in frustration, Bobbert lets out an expletive while moving back from the door and clutching his rolling pin in anticipation of an attack. Lucius, sensing it is time for him to make his name, draws his blade and motions Merric ahead. The halfling grimaces at Bran's bloody death, muttering, "On less meat shield, sire. Things look grim. For the Barrow!"
For those about to die initiative: 15
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CAST OF USUAL SUSPECTS NOPE: Lucius the Noble(AC9/HP3), Merric the Trader(AC11/HP3), Bobbert the Cheesemaker(AC9/HP5) DAVE: Fool the Jester (AC9/HP1), Rist the Minstrel(AC10/HP4), Tom the Gravedigger(AC11/HP0)SLAIN DRAGONDENN: Seven the Ex-Slave (AC1/3HP), Bran the Woodcutter (AC11/2HP)SLAIN,Kel the Chicken Butcher(AC11/HP0)SLAIN MERLIN: Herb the Mushroom Farmer(AC10/HP3), Grengrun the Blacksmith(AC10/HP0), Knack the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP1) ARGENT:Tony the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP0)SLAIN, Logan Gold the Smuggler(AC11/HP4), Marcus Skinner the Forester(AC10/HP2)
CAST OF USUAL SUSPECTS NOPE: Lucius the Noble(AC9/HP3), Merric the Trader(AC11/HP1), Bobbert the Cheesemaker(AC9/HP5) DAVE: Fool the Jester (AC9/HP1), Rist the Minstrel(AC10/HP4), Tom the Gravedigger(AC11/HP0)SLAIN DRAGONDENN: Seven the Ex-Slave (AC1/3HP), Bran the Woodcutter (AC11/2HP)SLAIN,Kel the Chicken Butcher(AC11/HP0)SLAIN MERLIN: Herb the Mushroom Farmer(AC10/HP3), Grengrun the Blacksmith(AC10/HP0), Knack the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP1) ARGENT:Tony the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP0)SLAIN, Logan Gold the Smuggler(AC11/HP4), Marcus Skinner the Forester(AC10/HP0)SLAIN
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Merric yelps in pain as Beastman(6) impales him. Raging like only a halfling who has lived under the thumb of an abusive noble can, Merric slashes back. Lucius, realizing if the halfling dies he may have to actually speak to these peasants, rushes to defend Merric as well. He glares at the cheesemaker to do the same.
Merric Enraged Attack: 1 Damage: 6
Lucius Lofty Longsword Attack: 10 Damage: 5
Bobbert's Reluctant Rolling Pin Attack: 15 Damage: 3
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Corrin Kettlewhistle: Halfling Life Cleric (Curse of Strahd) Kip Dalton: Human Lore Bard (Waterdeep Dragon Heist) Debauchery Dalliance: Half-Drow Oath of Conquest Paladin (White Plume Mountain)
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CAST OF USUAL SUSPECTS NOPE: Lucius the Noble(AC9/HP3), Merric the Trader(AC11/HP1), Bobbert the Cheesemaker(AC9/HP5) DAVE: Fool the Jester (AC9/HP1), Rist the Minstrel(AC10/HP4), Tom the Gravedigger(AC11/HP0)SLAIN DRAGONDENN: Seven the Ex-Slave (AC1/3HP), Bran the Woodcutter (AC11/2HP)SLAIN, Kel the Chicken Butcher(AC11/HP0)SLAIN MERLIN: Herb the Mushroom Farmer(AC10/HP3), Grengrun the Blacksmith(AC10/HP0)SLAIN, Knack the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP1) ARGENT: Tony the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP0)SLAIN,Logan Gold the Smuggler(AC11/HP4), Marcus Skinner the Forester(AC10/HP0)SLAIN
CAST OF USUAL SUSPECTS NOPE:Lucius the Noble(AC9/HP0)SLAIN, Merric the Trader(AC11/HP1), Bobbert the Cheesemaker(AC9/HP5) DAVE: Fool the Jester (AC9/HP0)SLAIN, Rist the Minstrel(AC10/HP4), Tom the Gravedigger(AC11/HP0)SLAIN DRAGONDENN: Seven the Ex-Slave (AC1/3HP), Bran the Woodcutter (AC11/2HP)SLAIN, Kel the Chicken Butcher(AC11/HP0)SLAIN MERLIN: Herb the Mushroom Farmer(AC10/HP3), Grengrun the Blacksmith(AC10/HP0)SLAIN,Knack the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP0)SLAIN ARGENT: Tony the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP0)SLAIN,Logan Gold the Smuggler(AC11/HP4), Marcus Skinner the Forester(AC10/HP0)SLAIN
CAST OF USUAL SUSPECTS NOPE:Lucius the Noble(AC9/HP0)SLAIN, Merric the Trader(AC11/HP1), Bobbert the Cheesemaker(AC9/HP5) DAVE: Fool the Jester (AC9/HP0)SLAIN, Rist the Minstrel(AC10/HP4), Tom the Gravedigger(AC11/HP0)SLAIN DRAGONDENN: Seven the Ex-Slave (AC1/3HP), Bran the Woodcutter (AC11/2HP)SLAIN, Kel the Chicken Butcher(AC11/HP0)SLAIN MERLIN: Herb the Mushroom Farmer(AC10/HP3), Grengrun the Blacksmith(AC10/HP0)SLAIN,Knack the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP0)SLAIN ARGENT: Tony the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP0)SLAIN,Logan Gold the Smuggler(AC11/HP4),Marcus Skinner the Forester(AC10/HP0)SLAIN
CAST OF USUAL SUSPECTS NOPE:Lucius the Noble(AC9/HP0)SLAIN, Merric the Trader(AC11/HP1), Bobbert the Cheesemaker(AC9/HP5) DAVE: Fool the Jester (AC9/HP0)SLAIN, Rist the Minstrel(AC10/HP4), Tom the Gravedigger(AC11/HP0)SLAIN DRAGONDENN: Seven the Ex-Slave (AC1/3HP), Bran the Woodcutter (AC11/2HP)SLAIN, Kel the Chicken Butcher(AC11/HP0)SLAIN MERLIN: Herb the Mushroom Farmer(AC10/HP3), Grengrun the Blacksmith(AC10/HP0)SLAIN,Knack the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP0)SLAIN ARGENT: Tony the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP0)SLAIN,Logan Gold the Smuggler(AC11/HP4),Marcus Skinner the Forester(AC10/HP0)SLAIN
Merlin’s rapidly diminishing group of one’s initiative: 10
Herb has been busy picking mushrooms outside the tower when he finally looks up and realizes that everyone has gone inside, and is currently in a pitched battle for their very lives. He runs in, sees poor Knack demolished on the ground, and whips out his own deadly twig (aka “staff”) and prepares to attack...
CAST OF USUAL SUSPECTS NOPE:Lucius the Noble(AC9/HP0)SLAIN, Merric the Trader(AC11/HP1), Bobbert the Cheesemaker(AC9/HP5) DAVE: Fool the Jester (AC9/HP0)SLAIN, Rist the Minstrel(AC10/HP4), Tom the Gravedigger(AC11/HP0)SLAIN DRAGONDENN: Seven the Ex-Slave (AC1/3HP), Bran the Woodcutter (AC11/2HP)SLAIN, Kel the Chicken Butcher(AC11/HP0)SLAIN MERLIN: Herb the Mushroom Farmer(AC10/HP3), Grengrun the Blacksmith(AC10/HP0)SLAIN,Knack the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP0)SLAIN ARGENT: Tony the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP0)SLAIN, Logan Gold the Smuggler(AC11/HP4), Marcus Skinner the Forester(AC10/HP0)SLAIN
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Bobbert makes eye contact with Merric, wounded and bleeding profusely, "Our lord is dead, little one. Let us save our own skins." The cheesemaker takes a swing with his rolling pin at Beastman(5) and then turns to rush back toward Logan. "There's no shame in living!"
Bobbert Rolling Pan Panic Attack: 15 Damage: 4
Merric sneers, yelling over his shoulder at Bobbert, "Flee if you must, cheesemaker, but share the tales of how Lord Lucius and I defended the Barrow!" Merric scoops up Lucius' longsword, screams, "For the Barrow!" and attacks (Beastman(5) if alive, otherwise the little one attacks the Champion.
Merric's Heroic Death Attack: 6 Damage: 2
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Corrin Kettlewhistle: Halfling Life Cleric (Curse of Strahd) Kip Dalton: Human Lore Bard (Waterdeep Dragon Heist) Debauchery Dalliance: Half-Drow Oath of Conquest Paladin (White Plume Mountain)
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"Yes!" Logan pumps his fist in the air
Marcus walks over to the door to examine it and see what its made from and the texture and quality of the wood and the workmanship "Oh yes this will need to be replaced, perhaps with some lovely ironwood." and he jots down some notes.
Skameros - Bugbear Barbarian - Out of the Abyss - By Kerrec
Follow your Arrow where it Points - Tabaxi Monk - Baldur's Gate: Descent Into Avernus (by Pokepaladdy)
Citron Pumpkinfoam - Fairy Monk - Project Point: Team Longsword
Someone, or something, is definitely keeping the door locked and not wanting you all to come in. It's pretty sturdy wood, but old and imperfect. It can be bashed down.
"Here let me..." Bran, the woodcutter, says, stepping forward. He holds up his handy axe and prepares to hack his way through the door.
Seven just stands back, club ready.
DC20 Strength check
The door eventually break off it's hinges, crashing to the ground loudly.
The hot stench of rot rolls from the tower, raising bile in the back of your throat. The floor of the wide tower is covered in rotting hides of cattle, sheep, and men. A narrow staircase spirals around the tower wall. Dark forms hang from chains spiked through the wall - surely these are your fellow countrymen!
A pack of snarling beast-men slowly emerges from the shadows, bloody spears clutched in their gnarled hands. They lurk towards you all. Suddenly, from the staircase above, an enormous seven foot monstrosity with the body of a man but the head of a feral bull crashes down upon Bran.
Axe Attack: 15 Damage: 6
Bran the Woodcutter's skull splits open, splashing brain matter all over a two foot radius.
Roll for initiative!!!!
Champion: 3
Beastman1: 3
Beastman2: 21
Beastman3: 16
Beastman4: 3
Beastman5: 10
Beastman6: 20
CAST OF USUAL SUSPECTS
NOPE: Lucius the Noble(AC9/HP3), Merric the Trader(AC11/HP3), Bobbert the Cheesemaker(AC9/HP5)
DAVE: Fool the Jester (AC9/HP1), Rist the Minstrel(AC10/HP4), Tom the Gravedigger(AC11/HP0)SLAIN
DRAGONDENN: Seven the Ex-Slave (AC1/3HP), Bran the Woodcutter (AC11/2HP), Kel the Chicken Butcher(AC11/HP0)SLAIN
MERLIN: Herb the Mushroom Farmer(AC10/HP3), Grengrun the Blacksmith(AC10/HP0), Knack the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP1)
ARGENT: Tony the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP0)SLAIN, Logan Gold the Smuggler(AC11/HP4), Marcus Skinner the Forester(AC10/HP2)
As the group stands in front of the tower door, Herb is lingering to the side, admiring the morel mushrooms growing in the moldy soil. Cool and casual, he manages to reach down and pick a few choice examples, and stuffs them into his knapsack. Leaning over to Knack, he whispers “Remind me to come back here afterwards and pick the rest of these...good product!”
Last to know and first to be blamed...
As a free action, can I regret my life choices?
Raising his hands in frustration, Bobbert lets out an expletive while moving back from the door and clutching his rolling pin in anticipation of an attack. Lucius, sensing it is time for him to make his name, draws his blade and motions Merric ahead. The halfling grimaces at Bran's bloody death, muttering, "On less meat shield, sire. Things look grim. For the Barrow!"
For those about to die initiative: 15
Corrin Kettlewhistle: Halfling Life Cleric (Curse of Strahd)
Kip Dalton: Human Lore Bard (Waterdeep Dragon Heist)
Debauchery Dalliance: Half-Drow Oath of Conquest Paladin (White Plume Mountain)
"Oh dear...." says Logan
*poops a little bit*
[Initative: 18]
Marcus suddenly realizes he probably way to close to the doorway
Skameros - Bugbear Barbarian - Out of the Abyss - By Kerrec
Follow your Arrow where it Points - Tabaxi Monk - Baldur's Gate: Descent Into Avernus (by Pokepaladdy)
Citron Pumpkinfoam - Fairy Monk - Project Point: Team Longsword
Lonely Seven... 4
CAST OF USUAL SUSPECTS
NOPE: Lucius the Noble(AC9/HP3), Merric the Trader(AC11/HP3), Bobbert the Cheesemaker(AC9/HP5)
DAVE: Fool the Jester (AC9/HP1), Rist the Minstrel(AC10/HP4), Tom the Gravedigger(AC11/HP0)SLAIN
DRAGONDENN: Seven the Ex-Slave (AC1/3HP), Bran the Woodcutter (AC11/2HP)SLAIN, Kel the Chicken Butcher(AC11/HP0)SLAIN
MERLIN: Herb the Mushroom Farmer(AC10/HP3), Grengrun the Blacksmith(AC10/HP0), Knack the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP1)
ARGENT: Tony the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP0)SLAIN, Logan Gold the Smuggler(AC11/HP4), Marcus Skinner the Forester(AC10/HP2)
SHIT!
Argent18, Beastman6(18)(AC12/HP4), Beastman5(16)(AC12/HP4), Nope15, Champion(15)(AC12/HP8), Beastman1(12)(AC12/HP4), Beastman3(6)(AC12/HP4), DragonDenn4, Beastman2(4)(AC12/HP4), Beastman4(2)(AC12/HP4)
Marcus suddenly realizing he should have probably stayed home, madly flails his staff at the nearest beastie
[Staff: 10 Damage: 2]
Logan takes a big gulp, steps back farther from the tower and whips a rock at one of the beasts
[Sling: 9 Damage: 17]
Test 11
Skameros - Bugbear Barbarian - Out of the Abyss - By Kerrec
Follow your Arrow where it Points - Tabaxi Monk - Baldur's Gate: Descent Into Avernus (by Pokepaladdy)
Citron Pumpkinfoam - Fairy Monk - Project Point: Team Longsword
CAST OF USUAL SUSPECTS
NOPE: Lucius the Noble(AC9/HP3), Merric the Trader(AC11/HP1), Bobbert the Cheesemaker(AC9/HP5)
DAVE: Fool the Jester (AC9/HP1), Rist the Minstrel(AC10/HP4), Tom the Gravedigger(AC11/HP0)SLAIN
DRAGONDENN: Seven the Ex-Slave (AC1/3HP), Bran the Woodcutter (AC11/2HP)SLAIN, Kel the Chicken Butcher(AC11/HP0)SLAIN
MERLIN: Herb the Mushroom Farmer(AC10/HP3), Grengrun the Blacksmith(AC10/HP0), Knack the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP1)
ARGENT: Tony the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP0)SLAIN, Logan Gold the Smuggler(AC11/HP4), Marcus Skinner the Forester(AC10/HP0)SLAIN
SHIT!
Argent18, Beastman6(18)(AC12/HP4), Beastman5(16)(AC12/HP4), Nope15, Champion(15)(AC12/HP8), Beastman1(12)(AC12/HP4), Beastman3(6)(AC12/HP4), DragonDenn4, Beastman2(4)(AC12/HP4), Beastman4(2)(AC12/HP4)
Beastman6 stabs it's spear at Merric!
Attack: 15 Damage: 2
Beastman5 thrusts it's spear at Marcus!
Attack: 16 Damage: 2
SHIT!
Argent18, Beastman6(18)(AC12/HP4), Beastman5(16)(AC12/HP4), Nope15, Champion(15)(AC12/HP8), Beastman1(12)(AC12/HP4), Beastman3(6)(AC12/HP4), DragonDenn4, Beastman2(4)(AC12/HP4), Beastman4(2)(AC12/HP4)
Merric yelps in pain as Beastman(6) impales him. Raging like only a halfling who has lived under the thumb of an abusive noble can, Merric slashes back. Lucius, realizing if the halfling dies he may have to actually speak to these peasants, rushes to defend Merric as well. He glares at the cheesemaker to do the same.
Merric Enraged Attack: 1 Damage: 6
Lucius Lofty Longsword Attack: 10 Damage: 5
Bobbert's Reluctant Rolling Pin Attack: 15 Damage: 3
Corrin Kettlewhistle: Halfling Life Cleric (Curse of Strahd)
Kip Dalton: Human Lore Bard (Waterdeep Dragon Heist)
Debauchery Dalliance: Half-Drow Oath of Conquest Paladin (White Plume Mountain)
CAST OF USUAL SUSPECTS
NOPE: Lucius the Noble(AC9/HP3), Merric the Trader(AC11/HP1), Bobbert the Cheesemaker(AC9/HP5)
DAVE: Fool the Jester (AC9/HP1), Rist the Minstrel(AC10/HP4), Tom the Gravedigger(AC11/HP0)SLAIN
DRAGONDENN: Seven the Ex-Slave (AC1/3HP), Bran the Woodcutter (AC11/2HP)SLAIN, Kel the Chicken Butcher(AC11/HP0)SLAIN
MERLIN: Herb the Mushroom Farmer(AC10/HP3), Grengrun the Blacksmith(AC10/HP0)SLAIN, Knack the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP1)
ARGENT: Tony the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP0)SLAIN, Logan Gold the Smuggler(AC11/HP4), Marcus Skinner the Forester(AC10/HP0)SLAIN
SHIT!
Argent18, Beastman5(16)(AC12/HP4), Nope15, Champion(15)(AC12/HP8), Beastman1(12)(AC12/HP4), Beastman3(6)(AC12/HP4), DragonDenn4, Beastman2(4)(AC12/HP4), Beastman4(2)(AC12/HP4)
Beastman6, in a great howl of pain, dies!
The Champion turns upon Lucius! Oh god!
Attack: 3 Damage: 7
Beastman1 attacks Knack! ****!
Attack: 10 Damage: 3
Beastman3 attacks Fool! Oh shit!
Attack: 17 Damage: 6
CAST OF USUAL SUSPECTS
NOPE: Lucius the Noble(AC9/HP0)SLAIN, Merric the Trader(AC11/HP1), Bobbert the Cheesemaker(AC9/HP5)
DAVE: Fool the Jester (AC9/HP0)SLAIN, Rist the Minstrel(AC10/HP4), Tom the Gravedigger(AC11/HP0)SLAIN
DRAGONDENN: Seven the Ex-Slave (AC1/3HP), Bran the Woodcutter (AC11/2HP)SLAIN, Kel the Chicken Butcher(AC11/HP0)SLAIN
MERLIN: Herb the Mushroom Farmer(AC10/HP3), Grengrun the Blacksmith(AC10/HP0)SLAIN, Knack the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP0)SLAIN
ARGENT: Tony the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP0)SLAIN, Logan Gold the Smuggler(AC11/HP4), Marcus Skinner the Forester(AC10/HP0)SLAIN
SHIT!
Argent18, Beastman5(16)(AC12/HP4), Nope15, Champion(15)(AC12/HP8), Beastman1(12)(AC12/HP4), Beastman3(6)(AC12/HP4), DragonDenn4, Beastman2(4)(AC12/HP4), Beastman4(2)(AC12/HP4)
With a howl of "What the hell are we doing here..." Seven moves in and attacks beastman1...
Attack: 14 Damage: 5
CAST OF USUAL SUSPECTS
NOPE: Lucius the Noble(AC9/HP0)SLAIN, Merric the Trader(AC11/HP1), Bobbert the Cheesemaker(AC9/HP5)
DAVE: Fool the Jester (AC9/HP0)SLAIN, Rist the Minstrel(AC10/HP4), Tom the Gravedigger(AC11/HP0)SLAIN
DRAGONDENN: Seven the Ex-Slave (AC1/3HP), Bran the Woodcutter (AC11/2HP)SLAIN, Kel the Chicken Butcher(AC11/HP0)SLAIN
MERLIN: Herb the Mushroom Farmer(AC10/HP3), Grengrun the Blacksmith(AC10/HP0)SLAIN, Knack the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP0)SLAIN
ARGENT: Tony the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP0)SLAIN, Logan Gold the Smuggler(AC11/HP4), Marcus Skinner the Forester(AC10/HP0)SLAIN
SHIT!
Argent18, Beastman5(16)(AC12/HP4), Nope15, Champion(15)(AC12/HP8), Beastman3(6)(AC12/HP4), DragonDenn4, Beastman2(4)(AC12/HP4), Beastman4(2)(AC12/HP4)
Another one down!
Beastman2 attacks Merric! ****!
Attack: 3 Damage: 1
Beastman4 attacks Herb! OH GOD!
Attack: 4 Damage: 1
CAST OF USUAL SUSPECTS
NOPE: Lucius the Noble(AC9/HP0)SLAIN, Merric the Trader(AC11/HP1), Bobbert the Cheesemaker(AC9/HP5)
DAVE: Fool the Jester (AC9/HP0)SLAIN, Rist the Minstrel(AC10/HP4), Tom the Gravedigger(AC11/HP0)SLAIN
DRAGONDENN: Seven the Ex-Slave (AC1/3HP), Bran the Woodcutter (AC11/2HP)SLAIN, Kel the Chicken Butcher(AC11/HP0)SLAIN
MERLIN: Herb the Mushroom Farmer(AC10/HP3), Grengrun the Blacksmith(AC10/HP0)SLAIN, Knack the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP0)SLAIN
ARGENT: Tony the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP0)SLAIN, Logan Gold the Smuggler(AC11/HP4), Marcus Skinner the Forester(AC10/HP0)SLAIN
SHIT!
Argent18, Beastman5(16)(AC12/HP4), Nope15, Champion(15)(AC12/HP8), Beastman3(6)(AC12/HP4), DragonDenn4, Beastman2(4)(AC12/HP4), Beastman4(2)(AC12/HP4)
Merlin’s rapidly diminishing group of one’s initiative: 10
Herb has been busy picking mushrooms outside the tower when he finally looks up and realizes that everyone has gone inside, and is currently in a pitched battle for their very lives. He runs in, sees poor Knack demolished on the ground, and whips out his own deadly twig (aka “staff”) and prepares to attack...
Last to know and first to be blamed...
As a free action, can I regret my life choices?
Logan yelps a bit at the carnage before him - moves back 30 feet and slings another rock
[Sling: 18 Damage: 5]
Skameros - Bugbear Barbarian - Out of the Abyss - By Kerrec
Follow your Arrow where it Points - Tabaxi Monk - Baldur's Gate: Descent Into Avernus (by Pokepaladdy)
Citron Pumpkinfoam - Fairy Monk - Project Point: Team Longsword
CAST OF USUAL SUSPECTS
NOPE: Lucius the Noble(AC9/HP0)SLAIN, Merric the Trader(AC11/HP1), Bobbert the Cheesemaker(AC9/HP5)
DAVE: Fool the Jester (AC9/HP0)SLAIN, Rist the Minstrel(AC10/HP4), Tom the Gravedigger(AC11/HP0)SLAIN
DRAGONDENN: Seven the Ex-Slave (AC1/3HP), Bran the Woodcutter (AC11/2HP)SLAIN, Kel the Chicken Butcher(AC11/HP0)SLAIN
MERLIN: Herb the Mushroom Farmer(AC10/HP3), Grengrun the Blacksmith(AC10/HP0)SLAIN, Knack the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP0)SLAIN
ARGENT: Tony the Indentured Servant(AC10/HP0)SLAIN, Logan Gold the Smuggler(AC11/HP4), Marcus Skinner the Forester(AC10/HP0)SLAIN
SHIT!
Argent18, Beastman5(16)(AC12/HP4), Nope15, Champion(15)(AC12/HP8), Merlin10, Beastman3(6)(AC12/HP4), DragonDenn4, Beastman2(4)(AC12/HP4), Beastman4(2)(AC12/HP4)
Logan hits! I'll apply it to Beastman5.
SHIT!
Argent18, Beastman5(16)(AC12/HP1), Nope15, Champion(15)(AC12/HP8), Merlin10, Beastman3(6)(AC12/HP4), DragonDenn4, Beastman2(4)(AC12/HP4), Beastman4(2)(AC12/HP4)
Beastman5 attempts to end Logan!! ****!
Attack: 4 Damage: 5
SHIT!
Argent18, Beastman5(16)(AC12/HP1), Nope15, Champion(15)(AC12/HP8), Merlin10, Beastman3(6)(AC12/HP4), DragonDenn4, Beastman2(4)(AC12/HP4), Beastman4(2)(AC12/HP4)
Bobbert makes eye contact with Merric, wounded and bleeding profusely, "Our lord is dead, little one. Let us save our own skins." The cheesemaker takes a swing with his rolling pin at Beastman(5) and then turns to rush back toward Logan. "There's no shame in living!"
Bobbert Rolling Pan Panic Attack: 15 Damage: 4
Merric sneers, yelling over his shoulder at Bobbert, "Flee if you must, cheesemaker, but share the tales of how Lord Lucius and I defended the Barrow!" Merric scoops up Lucius' longsword, screams, "For the Barrow!" and attacks (Beastman(5) if alive, otherwise the little one attacks the Champion.
Merric's Heroic Death Attack: 6 Damage: 2
Corrin Kettlewhistle: Halfling Life Cleric (Curse of Strahd)
Kip Dalton: Human Lore Bard (Waterdeep Dragon Heist)
Debauchery Dalliance: Half-Drow Oath of Conquest Paladin (White Plume Mountain)