Ilyara, unable to see Tommary's dramatics but perfectly able to see the Pig Roaster menacing Toots and Elyona, knows there's only one way to get their big man's focus back on the fight.  Gritting her teeth and bracing up, she bolts for the sword.

{Main action Dash, cunning action Hide.  17 Acrobatics, and 25 Stealth.  As far as she can get towards the Schmuck Blade, along a path that leaves at least fifteen feet of clearance between her and Pig Roaster at all times if she can manage it.)

Rather than leave Toots undefended, Elyona stands her ground prepared to meat the lava pig.

It rushes towards the Paladin, hoofs making the bridge shake, screeching a battle roar! 

Stabby stab! Attack: 19 Damage: 26

Lava pig gore attack for  11 damage!

Elyona tries to block the attack with her shield but a yard long tusk curls through her guard biting deep into her side.

She growls in anger rather than pain and tries to slash open a chunk of ham

slash! Attack: 24 Damage: 16

slish!Attack: 22 Damage: 12

Toots!! GO

“ELY!!! Ohno ohno! I hope this works….” Toots starts making calming gestures and soothing sounds, playing some relaxing music on her lute in an attempt to quell the creature’s wrath. She casts charm monster on the lava boar, it must make a DC 17 Wis save (with advantage) or be charmed for the duration.

OOC: I wish I had thought of that last round. Sorry everyone.

For her bonus action she will Bardicaly Inspire Elyona:

🎼🎶”Well you're a real tough cookie with some cool weaponry
For breaking heads in front of thee 
If my spell didn’t work, let's see how you do it
Take your giant spear and run right through it

Hit 'em with your best shot
Why don't you hit ‘em with your best shot
Hit 'em with your best shot
Fire away“🎵

Ely has 1d8 bardic inspiration.

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“ELY!!! Ohno ohno! I hope this works….” Toots starts making calming gestures and soothing sounds, playing some relaxing music on her lute in an attempt to quell the creature’s wrath. She casts charm monster on the lava boar, it must make a DC 17 Wis save (with advantage) or be charmed for the duration.

OOC: I wish I had thought of that last round. Sorry everyone.

 OOC: Reminder, Enthrall did not work, Toots knows it wasn't because the creature shook it off (meta - no save was rolled, it just ignored the spell), it just wasn't affected. Therefore she would know that charms wouldn't or probably wouldn't work. I'll let you have a redo. 

OOC: Okay….

Then she still gives Ely the Bardic Inspiration, and instead of casting charm monster, she casts her shiny new spell: Raulothim's Psychic Lance. The thing has to make a DC 17 Int save or take 22 psychic damage and is incapacitated for 1 round (or half damage on a successful save and no condition).

INT save 10

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INT save 15

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I was kind of expecting something else... =)

OOC: Despite the expectedly low damage roll, that’s still gonna give Heckle and Jeckle enough time to get to the protontorpedo and for Ely to do her thang.

”Run you two, RU—UN!”

A brilliant beam of light issues from Toot's furrowed brow, impacting the lava boar in the face! It rears back in pain then falls to the ground like a sack of boulders.

Tommary and Ilyara!

Tommary has his all out cardio music singing in his head and under his breath as he's scramble pumping arms and legs

And if I only could
I'd make a deal with God
And I'd get him to swap our places
Be running up that road
Be running up that hill
Be running up that building
Say, if I only could, oh

From the map it looks like he'll get to the orb inside his movement, upon which he'll stop to catch his breath and give the sword and the orb it's in the look over, the listen, even doing caressing gestures around the light to check for insufferable heat.  Perception 19

OOC: Dang, identify requires touch and while hungry for the shiny thing, Tommary ain't stupid hungry for the shiny thing.

OOC, EDIT AFTERROLL:  "My god, it's full of stars..."

OOC: Identify is also a one-minute cast time.  Heh...how hungry is the man?

IC:

Ilyara continues her creeping rush, Main Dash/Cunning Hide, and gets next to the swordbubble, which I'm reasonably sure she can do in a single dash move.  "Tallboots, if you're here, you better have a real good plan for this damned schmuck blade..."

{18 Athletics, if still required, and 23 Stealth}

OOC: PLUS as an added bonus, if you cast Identify, your Invisibility ends! 

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OOC: Identify is also a one-minute cast time.  Heh...how hungry is the man?

OOC: For whatever reason, in my head that came out sounding like Blanche Devereaux had said it.

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OOC: Identify is also a one-minute cast time.  Heh...how hungry is the man?

 OOC: Hush, we would've been sacrificing Ely and Toots for knowledge

OOC: my life has resumed some semblance of normalcy, and I’m caught up on the action, So I can handle Elyona’s turns at this point.  Not quite sure who is up next.  

It is Elyona's Turn! Strike with advantage as your foe is incapacitated.

OOC: THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO PAIN TOWN.
Show 'em the local customs, Ely!

Tommary looks and peeks at the glassy sphere. It looks a bit translucent and there is a slight mist coming off of it. Held within by some unknown force is suspended a long sword with occasional flickers of electricity along the blade.