🦖Toots again makes shrugging gestures and indicates that everyone should hop onboard for a dinoback ride. Once the others are onboard she continues their trek onwards.
"Wait!" Tommary pulls out his Potion of Lightning Breath. "Toots! Can you hear me in there? I need you to drink this ... can you hold this with those claws and reach your mouth or should Illy or Ely pour it out for you? Anyway, imbibe this then exhale its magical blast onto my willing body. You can save the rest of the sparks for Nine or another fight or something."
Tommary then steps about fifteen feet away from Toots maw, holds Stormwalker aloft and, giddy like a child at the Mouse Vault over the prospects of being lightning blasted by a T-Rex alone, and psychs himself out with a muttering of "John Williams" and proclaims, "There can be only one to HAVE THE POWER.... Until then it is held by the Unworthy Shazbot!"
Dex save: 11
EDIT: guess he's earning the full bore of this one
OOC: As much as I want to post a Godzilla thing here, Toots currently has the same Int as a Chihuahua right now. I honestly don’t think she understood the stopping the first time other than “stop.” (You’re pro’ly gonna hafta save that for right before the next time Toots goes 🦖.) This would be the T-Rex version of giving a dog oral meds it doesn’t like with a baby oral syringe. (No bueno.)
Tommary does a full on tantrum prayer to Jack Bauer:
No one in the party has any idea who Chloe, Tony, Audrey, Bill, etc are or what he's going on about, but the sentiment is clear. Afterward he simply mutters, "next time" and mounts up.
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OOC: Gonna go full on Chris Pratt, speaking of unworthy.
Tommary was going to trigger Stormwalker's rage and attempt to grapple Toots, but looks like the terrible lizard is out side of Tommary weight class. So instead, the unworthy will approach the worthy King Regess, chanting a lullaby version of the Vault shakers AC/DC's "Thunderstruck" and casts a solace of Cure Wounds upon her for 3 hit points. I think this casting gestures warrants an animal handling check of 11.
OOC: I have an incredibly long day today, 4 hours drive, 8 working, 4 more driving. So I’ll pop back when I can, but it’ll be when it’ll be. (I recorded the 3 HP cure wounds on 🦖Toots.)
After darting up closer to the confrontation, Ilyara, seeing Tommary maybe - just maybe - figuring out the magnitude of his screw up, pauses for a moment, watching extremely carefully and running a thumb over her [magicitem[ring of obscuring; ring[/magicitem], ready to intercede if things continue to go south.
{Holding an action to pop the ol' Smoke-A-Poofing ring if Ilyara sees any continued attempts to bi(te)sect our resident crazy bard, after moving to within thirty feet of the pair if she can.}
OOC: Tommary's is totally going by Tommary the Unworthy if he keeps this.
Jander Sunstar is the thinking person's Drizzt, fight me.
🦖Toots again makes shrugging gestures and indicates that everyone should hop onboard for a dinoback ride. Once the others are onboard she continues their trek onwards.
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"Wait!" Tommary pulls out his Potion of Lightning Breath. "Toots! Can you hear me in there? I need you to drink this ... can you hold this with those claws and reach your mouth or should Illy or Ely pour it out for you? Anyway, imbibe this then exhale its magical blast onto my willing body. You can save the rest of the sparks for Nine or another fight or something."
Tommary then steps about fifteen feet away from Toots maw, holds Stormwalker aloft and, giddy like a child at the Mouse Vault over the prospects of being lightning blasted by a T-Rex alone, and psychs himself out with a muttering of "John Williams" and proclaims, "There can be only one to HAVE THE POWER.... Until then it is held by the Unworthy Shazbot!"
Dex save: 11
EDIT: guess he's earning the full bore of this one
Jander Sunstar is the thinking person's Drizzt, fight me.
OOC: As much as I want to post a Godzilla thing here, Toots currently has the same Int as a Chihuahua right now. I honestly don’t think she understood the stopping the first time other than “stop.” (You’re pro’ly gonna hafta save that for right before the next time Toots goes 🦖.) This would be the T-Rex version of giving a dog oral meds it doesn’t like with a baby oral syringe. (No bueno.)
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Tommary does a full on tantrum prayer to Jack Bauer:
No one in the party has any idea who Chloe, Tony, Audrey, Bill, etc are or what he's going on about, but the sentiment is clear. Afterward he simply mutters, "next time" and mounts up.
Jander Sunstar is the thinking person's Drizzt, fight me.
Tommary holds out the potion invitingly like a yummy treat, tosses it up for Toots and *clomp*
The last thing he sees before being knocked on his ass is:
"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
-Ilyara Thundertale
TyranoToots blasts streams of electricity from her jaws at the ground, at the ceiling, and at Tommary for 17 lightning damage!
He is singed, his hair stands on end but he feels a special bond to the weapon in his hand.
"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
-Ilyara Thundertale
"...how th' hell did this team survive long enough to rescue me..."
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And in her rage at being tricked into eating pain, she goes on a rampage and starts attacking Tommary. Initiative for 🦖Toots: 9
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OOC: Oh you're gonna make me do this. Oh boy. Hueh, here we go...
IC:
10 Init
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OOC: Oh boy...
"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
-Ilyara Thundertale
OOC: I’m not making this happen, a pissed off T-Rex with Int 2 named Toots is.Edit: OOC: I’m not making this happen, a pissed off, Int 2 T-Rex named Toots is.
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Wait for it:
Jander Sunstar is the thinking person's Drizzt, fight me.
Tommary the Unworthy initiative: 26
That's how a self-deluded false god rolls....
Jander Sunstar is the thinking person's Drizzt, fight me.
Well ok...
Tommary
Ilyara
Toots
I don't think Elyona would participate.
"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
-Ilyara Thundertale
OOC: Gonna go full on Chris Pratt, speaking of unworthy.
Tommary was going to trigger Stormwalker's rage and attempt to grapple Toots, but looks like the terrible lizard is out side of Tommary weight class. So instead, the unworthy will approach the worthy
KingRegess, chanting a lullaby version of the Vault shakers AC/DC's "Thunderstruck" and casts a solace of Cure Wounds upon her for 3 hit points. I think this casting gestures warrants an animal handling check of 11.Jander Sunstar is the thinking person's Drizzt, fight me.
OOC: I have an incredibly long day today, 4 hours drive, 8 working, 4 more driving. So I’ll pop back when I can, but it’ll be when it’ll be. (I recorded the 3 HP cure wounds on 🦖Toots.)
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OOC: Just checking in, back in about 4 hours.
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After darting up closer to the confrontation, Ilyara, seeing Tommary maybe - just maybe - figuring out the magnitude of his screw up, pauses for a moment, watching extremely carefully and running a thumb over her [magicitem[ring of obscuring; ring[/magicitem], ready to intercede if things continue to go south.
{Holding an action to pop the ol' Smoke-A-Poofing ring if Ilyara sees any continued attempts to bi(te)sect our resident crazy bard, after moving to within thirty feet of the pair if she can.}
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OOC: Rolling a “self Insight check for 🦖Toots to see what she’d do and I’ll be back on my lunch break to post it: (7) 🤞
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