Stupid Character Ideas

A pacifistic warforge ranger that uses 2 horses to pull a carriage and to fight for him that wears a crimson cloak. He would through potions at enemies and allies while the horses would gang up on the others and help them he would only care about the money he gains and what he could sell he might see a rare item that is amazing in battle and say "piece of junk" hero would main in Dex & Cha to tinker and make items for selling and then scamming every one he sells a item to even his own partners.

My latest stupid character idea:A Future You patron Warlock who escaped death by willingly being infected with slowly self-replicating magical golden nanoconstructs by her own future self to help prepare her to stop a plot by Shar & Cyric against Gond & the realms....but the former 2 corrupted the process via their powers of lies & forgetting so that she thinks they're an individuality-less, emotionless construct-flesh hybrid rather than an empowered heroine out to stop the dark future, & that their primary objective is now to infect Gond with his own corrupted future self's creation from the future that Cyric & Shar intend to create.

Basically Terminator's "Paradox Flux" rules for how they got their Patron's powers to secure the future but with a Borg from Star Trek body horror spin on what constitutes a "pact", with the terms being damaged by malefactors.

(They're not an artificer because they do not make their own body modifications:More power comes from the infection progressing)

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abyssal teifling whose scared of the dark and sleeps with a nightlight (their night-sight is rendered useless because they do not care they want BRIGHT LIGHT N COLOUR)

I'm actually making something like this. Except it's a Cthonic Tiefling and a Cleric of Pelor (Light domain) who developed the phobia after nearly being ritually sacrificed by cultists. He's not scared of he dark, he's scared of the dim. Because Darkvision makes darkness seem like dim light. Voiced by an Eric Idle impression.

I fricken love this ngl, its so creative.

A construct race that thinks there human or other race 

a construct who’s a sorcerer who does have magical blood(I don’t know how this would work)

an amnesiac wizard who forgets his spells then reads his spell book like oh fire-ball? Ah god that was hot

a Druid who’s allergic to the animals they wild shape into

hope these help!

A water genasi that fears water, can't swim and hates drinking water even if it is important for him.

*also, he is a Circle of Sea Druid*

What are the best for two people as me and my friend want to annoy our dm

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What are the best for two people as me and my friend want to annoy our dm

It's unwise to annoy your DM unless you're close friends and know they'll take it in good stride. You also don't want to be disruptive to the rest of the table, that never ends well.

The safest approach would probably be to make two relatively ordinary characters who have share a belief which your DM feels is incorrect, and they can discuss it and have in-character conversations about it. For instance, in Critical Role campaign 3, Sam decided that his character was a flat earther. Matt hated it, but it wasn't something which could be called disruptive. Same campaign, Travis had his character Chetney talk about "alpha wolves," and Matt knows the concept of an alpha has been scientifically debunked and he hated that too, but it was also not disruptive.

Just a sentient *whatever you first see when thinking about your character* in a mech suit. (Warforged/Autognome race)