Stupid Character Ideas

A bard with the Entertainer background and musician feat.  Proficient in like 7 instruments so he's a 1 man band (Think Dick VanDyke in Mary Poppins):  cymbals on his knees, cymbal and bass drum on his back rigged to beat when he kicks his legs, harmonica, trumpet, accordion.  Fun to watch, but you hear him coming a mile away. 

A Dwarf (any race works, but a dwarf is optimal) with a very fragile masculinity who goes by Dan Radforge. 

• He owns a black horse which he calls a "hog" or "motorcycle".
• If he runs into any of his high school "friends" they will refer to him as "Accident Pants".
• When asked about his past he says "It was rad" and refuses to elaborate.
• Writes in all caps and incorporates lightning bolts into the letters.
• Very consistently make "vroom" noises when riding his hog.
• Has a braided beard, bandana, leather jacket and sunglasses. 
• Inserts the word "Radness" into every spell, regardless of who's the one casting it (Radness Fireball, Magic Missile of Radness, etc.). 
• Real name is Gerard Flabbenmord. DO NOT BRING THIS UP!!!

Scrimbles the goblin barbarian who adventures to fund his crippling addiction to cheese

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Scrimbles the goblin barbarian who adventures to fund his crippling addiction to chee

 An addiction to cheese.......

Such an incredible set up for puns and silly jokes;  a slang term for having a fart is "cutting the cheese".

A duo of an E-Kitten and a Discord Daddy

Adam and Jamie from MythBusters

An idiot and their Guardian Angel

Reality TV star and his/her cameraman/woman

Meathead gym bros 

Credit to Tater_the_Bard on YouTube: https://m.youtube.com/shorts/sER0_03sfu0?ra=m

A Druid who’s scared of nature

Three gold dragon greatwyrms in a trench coat