Stupid Character Ideas

A bard with the Entertainer background and musician feat.  Proficient in like 7 instruments so he's a 1 man band (Think Dick VanDyke in Mary Poppins):  cymbals on his knees, cymbal and bass drum on his back rigged to beat when he kicks his legs, harmonica, trumpet, accordion.  Fun to watch, but you hear him coming a mile away. 

A Dwarf (any race works, but a dwarf is optimal) with a very fragile masculinity who goes by Dan Radforge. 

• He owns a black horse which he calls a "hog" or "motorcycle".
• If he runs into any of his high school "friends" they will refer to him as "Accident Pants".
• When asked about his past he says "It was rad" and refuses to elaborate.
• Writes in all caps and incorporates lightning bolts into the letters.
• Very consistently make "vroom" noises when riding his hog.
• Has a braided beard, bandana, leather jacket and sunglasses. 
• Inserts the word "Radness" into every spell, regardless of who's the one casting it (Radness Fireball, Magic Missile of Radness, etc.). 
• Real name is Gerard Flabbenmord. DO NOT BRING THIS UP!!!

Scrimbles the goblin barbarian who adventures to fund his crippling addiction to cheese

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Scrimbles the goblin barbarian who adventures to fund his crippling addiction to chee

 An addiction to cheese.......

Such an incredible set up for puns and silly jokes;  a slang term for having a fart is "cutting the cheese".

A duo of an E-Kitten and a Discord Daddy

Adam and Jamie from MythBusters

An idiot and their Guardian Angel

Reality TV star and his/her cameraman/woman

Meathead gym bros 

Credit to Tater_the_Bard on YouTube: https://m.youtube.com/shorts/sER0_03sfu0?ra=m

A Druid who’s scared of nature

Three gold dragon greatwyrms in a trench coat 

Random human guy goes into a forest asociated with the FeyWild. Meets a fey. The fey tries to take is soul or name or whatever, but the human guy is too smart, he know's what's going on. Instead of outright saying "Yes," he says, "Yes, but only if I get your hand." Fey agrees, thinking that bro wanted to shake her hand to seal the deal or whatever, but ends up the guy's wife. He meant "hand in marriage," but did she ask? Nope.

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Random human guy goes into a forest asociated with the FeyWild. Meets a fey. The fey tries to take is soul or name or whatever, but the human guy is too smart, he know's what's going on. Instead of outright saying "Yes," he says, "Yes, but only if I get your hand." Fey agrees, thinking that bro wanted to shake her hand to seal the deal or whatever, but ends up the guy's wife. He meant "hand in marriage," but did she ask? Nope.

 That ploy only works if the Fey creature is an idiot. Even if it could happen, the Fey creature could take the new spouse on a rather long excursion through the Feywild where the wily human could find that he has bitten off more than he can chew.

Adam and Jamie, from Mythbusters:

how to show that the Feywild is merely an elaborate Hollywood sound stage and that Tasha, Mordenkainen, Bigby and Elminster are merely human actors in fancy costumes