i like chickens

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All poultry will die to feed the Feline Empire's conquest. Debating the superiority of one bird over the other is useless.

 Do you know what you call a cat that has eaten a duck? 
It’s a duck filled fatty puss. 

Yes, but the sheer viciousness of the Goose (insert holy music here) will scare off any opposition.

Goose 1: "Sir! They have us surrounded!"

Goose 2: "Excellent! Now we can attack in any direction! We can't lose!"

If someone is smart enough to pull of tactical manuvers, they know not to mess with geese

Ostrich

Ostrich...

Ostrich!?

Geese are far superior

Even humans know not to mess with them

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Quote from Gonzalo2 >>

All poultry will die to feed the Feline Empire's conquest. Debating the superiority of one bird over the other is useless.

 Have you ever met a goose? Those little demons are a force of pure terror, maybe even equaling that of a cat.

 

 nah, nothing can ever reach the pure terror of a feline. Which is why we should overthrow the feline government, for the poultry and canine.

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Quote from Gregorythedinosaur >>

Quote from Gonzalo2 >>

All poultry will die to feed the Feline Empire's conquest. Debating the superiority of one bird over the other is useless.

 Have you ever met a goose? Those little demons are a force of pure terror, maybe even equaling that of a cat.

 

 nah, nothing can ever reach the pure terror of a feline. Which is why we should overthrow the feline government, for the poultry and canine.

 I like cats, but I am also a proud ally of the geese.

Dogs are okay. I think some are cute, but some are also bit smelly and/or aggressive. Still though, I do love petting puppies.