He also didn't say he wanted a way to get into the armor.
The good thing about something like Wish is that there's ALWAYS a way to make people regret a poor use of it, the bad thing about Wish is that people almost always try to abuse it.
In the first campaign I played in, an evil dragon goddess granted my character a wish while the party was fighting her. He wished for as many staves of the magi as she would give him. She gave him eight. He then used animate object to turn them into missiles that detonated around the dragon goddess, dealing 4,000 points of damage... The dragon goddess survived the blast...
Wish to be able to multi class above level 20 total, e.g. level 20 wizard multi class level 10 artificer.
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
The dragon goddess was already questioning my character's loyalty. Bombs would have been too obvious, and my character was a wizard who had asked for a staff of the magi from her before.
To reign in wish when I started DMing in the 80s, the wish activated as soon as it had a sentence. So using the example above, the wish would activate “I wish to have iron man armor”, so a suit of armor, random magic added. No ands, commas, lists, addons unless you could put it before the subject.
One character thought he was clever and tried to do a list but as soon as he said “I wish I had the following list colon” he got a second butt hole. After a good laugh I let him try again.
the same party tried to stop gravity from working on the devil they were fighting so he would be catapulted 26000 mph. They didn’t make the mistake of saying I wish gravity would no longer affect the devil, since the wish would’ve kicked in at gravity no longer affecting anything. But I eventually ruled that not only do their characters not really know what gravity is, but this plane of existence they were on there was no guarantee that it was actually spinning.
Had a campain where the party found an item that held two wishes. All of them except of the incredibly stupid barbarian was arguing about what to do with the wishes. The barbarian said he was hungry and was looking through the bag of holding for food. The arguing players had a long discussion about world peace, get their own kingdom and some other things... just to hear the barbarian (standing behind them) go "Damn it, I wish I had a ham sandwish and a cask of ale"
The barbarian thought it was be thest magic item ever! He even got mustard on the sandwich...
It was by the way the same barbarian who managed to get his hands on the bbeg:s spellbook without the other players knowing about it. Awsome! Toilet paper instead of using leaves! Had a very confused wizard in the party who kept finding ripped partial peices of high level spells, increadibly soiled.
Ah. So sorry. You never said you wanted to be able to take it off afterwards. You slowly die of dehydration and starvation. Wish strikes again.
or it always appears 5 ft in front of you. And you can never reach it.
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He also didn't say he wanted a way to get into the armor.
The good thing about something like Wish is that there's ALWAYS a way to make people regret a poor use of it, the bad thing about Wish is that people almost always try to abuse it.
Playing D&D since 1982
Have played every version of the game since Basic (Red Box Set), except that abomination sometimes called 4e.
Ack! Didn't think that through.
In the first campaign I played in, an evil dragon goddess granted my character a wish while the party was fighting her. He wished for as many staves of the magi as she would give him. She gave him eight. He then used animate object to turn them into missiles that detonated around the dragon goddess, dealing 4,000 points of damage... The dragon goddess survived the blast...
What if you had wished for 10,000 bombs? you could explode them all, and do way more damage.
Wish that the powers that be go back to the:
THAC0 system, so mathematical challenges become challenging again.
second wish, would be self counting di, that adds up the damage, for us that are still on table top gaming.
Wish to be able to multi class above level 20 total, e.g. level 20 wizard multi class level 10 artificer.
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
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The dragon goddess was already questioning my character's loyalty. Bombs would have been too obvious, and my character was a wizard who had asked for a staff of the magi from her before.
Ah... makes sense.
I wish for this campaign to be in 4e
... and your character has a heart attack and dies. ;-)
Playing D&D since 1982
Have played every version of the game since Basic (Red Box Set), except that abomination sometimes called 4e.
I wish I had a second pair of arms that I could retract into my body like that of stitch.
To reign in wish when I started DMing in the 80s, the wish activated as soon as it had a sentence. So using the example above, the wish would activate “I wish to have iron man armor”, so a suit of armor, random magic added. No ands, commas, lists, addons unless you could put it before the subject.
One character thought he was clever and tried to do a list but as soon as he said “I wish I had the following list colon” he got a second butt hole. After a good laugh I let him try again.
the same party tried to stop gravity from working on the devil they were fighting so he would be catapulted 26000 mph. They didn’t make the mistake of saying I wish gravity would no longer affect the devil, since the wish would’ve kicked in at gravity no longer affecting anything. But I eventually ruled that not only do their characters not really know what gravity is, but this plane of existence they were on there was no guarantee that it was actually spinning.
I wish to be the BBEG
Player: I wish to bombard the BBEG with Shower Thoughts.
DM: Wish granted. The BBEG goes insane from questioning the universe and kills everyone.
Had a campain where the party found an item that held two wishes. All of them except of the incredibly stupid barbarian was arguing about what to do with the wishes. The barbarian said he was hungry and was looking through the bag of holding for food. The arguing players had a long discussion about world peace, get their own kingdom and some other things... just to hear the barbarian (standing behind them) go "Damn it, I wish I had a ham sandwish and a cask of ale"
The barbarian thought it was be thest magic item ever! He even got mustard on the sandwich...
It was by the way the same barbarian who managed to get his hands on the bbeg:s spellbook without the other players knowing about it. Awsome! Toilet paper instead of using leaves! Had a very confused wizard in the party who kept finding ripped partial peices of high level spells, increadibly soiled.
I wish that axioms are no longer always true
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