Obviously, it's a military parade organized in a way we can't comprehend.
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A march to get oil for all of the machines. (They can only carry a specific amount, so they run out like clockwork.)
Now I'm imagining a gas station owner sitting outside one day, and just watching a hundred thousand robots appear out of nowhere.
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Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, Aromantic, Trans Androgynous, and Asexual, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, and Aspen; they are my D&D children.
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, Aromantic, Trans Androgynous, and Asexual, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, and Aspen; they are my D&D children.
To construct a new plane of Mechanus, thus increasing robot production and increasing the March's power next time. Eventually, their distortion of reality will lead to the destruction of the universe, since their tears in the fabric of the world are ripping the threads apart.
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Because…AHH THE MODRONS ARE HERE THEY’RE ATTACKING ME H—
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Bacuase, wait, who wants to kill wes?, oh WAIT, THE MAFIA
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Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, Aromantic, Trans Androgynous, and Asexual, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, and Aspen; they are my D&D children.
Bacuase, wait, who wants to kill wes?, oh WAIT, THE MAFIA
'Twas true...I was slain by the mafia. I shall avenge myself someday!
But anyway -- if you think about it, all of the modron marches happen in the fall, right? I think it's to distract us all while, one by one, they fulfill their pumpkin spice craze.
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wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator join the new story-writing thread please I beg of you you all are the best people I know — thank you coming forth to rebehold the stars extended sig here, check it out!
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, Aromantic, Trans Androgynous, and Asexual, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, and Aspen; they are my D&D children.
ill start:
to kill everyone
My youtube channel
To chart the precise location of EVERY. SINGLE. TREE in the multiverse.
To ensure order and security over the multiverse (competently)
Skynet becomes active on Oerth
He said wrong answers only.
The Modron March is a sophisticated dance ritual of religious significance.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
They would do that now, wouldn’t they?
Definitely.
Obviously, it's a military parade organized in a way we can't comprehend.
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
join the new story-writing thread please I beg of you
you all are the best people I know — thank you
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
The Modron March is very obviously a protest about the laws on chocolate consumption.
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed the Arcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
A march to get oil for all of the machines. (They can only carry a specific amount, so they run out like clockwork.)
Now I'm imagining a gas station owner sitting outside one day, and just watching a hundred thousand robots appear out of nowhere.
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
join the new story-writing thread please I beg of you
you all are the best people I know — thank you
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
To die, slowly
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/them
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, Aromantic, Trans Androgynous, and Asexual,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, and Aspen; they are my D&D children.
So that the calender works properly. *Ba dum tsss*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
So that the modron count is lowered
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/them
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, Aromantic, Trans Androgynous, and Asexual,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, and Aspen; they are my D&D children.
To construct a new plane of Mechanus, thus increasing robot production and increasing the March's power next time. Eventually, their distortion of reality will lead to the destruction of the universe, since their tears in the fabric of the world are ripping the threads apart.
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
join the new story-writing thread please I beg of you
you all are the best people I know — thank you
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
To eat the limbo stone
Because…AHH THE MODRONS ARE HERE THEY’RE ATTACKING ME H—
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
join the new story-writing thread please I beg of you
you all are the best people I know — thank you
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
Bacuase, wait, who wants to kill wes?, oh WAIT, THE MAFIA
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/them
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, Aromantic, Trans Androgynous, and Asexual,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, and Aspen; they are my D&D children.
To find the holy grail
'Twas true...I was slain by the mafia. I shall avenge myself someday!
But anyway -- if you think about it, all of the modron marches happen in the fall, right? I think it's to distract us all while, one by one, they fulfill their pumpkin spice craze.
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
join the new story-writing thread please I beg of you
you all are the best people I know — thank you
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
To murder all of the... murders!
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/them
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, Aromantic, Trans Androgynous, and Asexual,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, and Aspen; they are my D&D children.
To be cunningly manipulated by potatoes.
Seriously, watch out for those things!
My head's underwater
but I'm breathing fine
You're crazy
And I'm out of my mind
Extended Signature: (^v^)