a man walks into a tavern and he kills all but one person. that person wondered why the heck someone was acting so weird almost like they could do whatever they wanted
A Barbarian takes blow after mighty blow before eventually succumbing to her wounds and drops to 0 HP. The Life domain Cleric turns to the Death domain Cleric and says “roshambo for it?”
What do you call a dragon who just ate all the PCs in your group?
A “party pooper.”
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a man walks into a tavern and he kills all but one person. that person wondered why the heck someone was acting so weird almost like they could do whatever they wanted
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What do you call a halfling rogue named Pete who makes it all the way to level 19 and then dies?
A mortician.
A Barbarian takes blow after mighty blow before eventually succumbing to her wounds and drops to 0 HP. The Life domain Cleric turns to the Death domain Cleric and says “roshambo for it?”
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Why did the Aaracokra cross the road?
To get to the other side.
What do you call a tiefling wearing different clothes than before?
a devil in disguise
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
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“Why does your Barbarian have a frying pan?”
”It's his spellcasting focus.”
”He can cast magic?!?”
”He thinks he can, every time he hits someone with it he yells ‘I CAST IRON!’”
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