Vicious mockery is a wonderful Bard spell, and one to let you get really creative with the delivery - so, what are the best vicious mockeries you've seen, played, or heard of?
I'm a big fan of one where you look at the enemy, look around (optionally with a hand over your eyes as if checking the distance), then look back at the party and go "So, where's the real fight at?"
Vicious mockery is a wonderful Bard spell, and one to let you get really creative with the delivery - so, what are the best vicious mockeries you've seen, played, or heard of?
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I'm a big fan of one where you look at the enemy, look around (optionally with a hand over your eyes as if checking the distance), then look back at the party and go "So, where's the real fight at?"
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Me: “oops”
DM: “ don’t bother rolling damage, he’s dead”.
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