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Okay I'm going first. I already have my shortswords out. (BTW I'm aiming so I shred his beard as well as him). Shortsword #1: 21 Hit: 6. Shortsword #2: 17. Hit: 9. Shortsword #3: 10. Hit: 5.
My character is 5th level. How do I have three attacks and only one hits? bloody digital dice
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You severe his beard as well as slicing at him, he stumbles back and looks at his beard. "YOU!!!" He goes into rage and attack. His handaxe rolls a 14. does that hit? if it does take 2 dmg
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You severe his beard as well as slicing at him, he stumbles back and looks at his beard. "YOU!!!" He goes into rage and attack. His handaxe rolls a 14. does that hit? if it does take 2 dmg
That misses. How do you do 2 damage while raging? you'd have to roll a 0 on damage.
Oh wait, he does 4 I guees. Sry. anyway he missed. he swings his axe and you use your elvish skills to easily dodge. Your turn.
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I made my own elvish con-lang. Does that count for anything?
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Ah, just looked it up. yeah, that's big. It isn't technically what is listed up there but if you made an entire con-lang than you can either be a wood or high elf. which do you want?
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Hey Legolas, it's your turn now, what does your character do?
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Okay, I'm going to finish this (using action surge). I say goodbye to the dwarf. Lindir swings his shortswords in a blinding whirl of steel. Shortsword #1: to hit: 10. Hit: 6. Shortsword #2: to hit; 10. hit: roll[1d6+4[/roll]. Shortsword #3: to hit; 19. hit: 5. Shortsword #4: to hit: 18. hit: 10. Shortsword #5; to hit; 15. hit: 8. That should do for him!
Okay, you strike at him and your swords fly like the wind, he falls down and says "Elves...." and collapses. THAT WAS FUN.
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The elves in rivendell clap loudly and whistle. The councilors clap you on the back and say "well done (insert name here)."
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Okay, you strike at him and your swords fly like the wind, he falls down and says "Elves...." and collapses. THAT WAS FUN.
It was! my biggest fault is not giving cool in-game descriptions of my actions. I'm usually a DM, so it's weird that when I play, I usually just say "I whack him with my sword". Must remember that next time!
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I'm a dm and a player, I like giving fun descriptions, it adds some oomph to campaigns. I'm currently DMing a three part campaign starting with Dragon of IceSpire Peak, and the Curse of Strahd, then a homebrew called Realm of the Dragon Goddess. We are about halfway through curse of strahd. My favorite character to play as Is called Gradius Annoying (He was also my first character, hence my username) and he's a half-elf fighter.
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Who needs a signature? No-ody ever reads them, -esides, normally it's just quotes from people. Well great, now i'm just going on and on, is this a signature now? No. It's not. I don't need a -ig old signature at the -ottom of my posts. CAUTION: I AM THE LOGIC DESTROYER, DO NOT COME NEAR ME WITH LOGIC, FOR IT WILL BE DESTROYED.
Who needs a signature? No-ody ever reads them, -esides, normally it's just quotes from people. Well great, now i'm just going on and on, is this a signature now? No. It's not. I don't need a -ig old signature at the -ottom of my posts. CAUTION: I AM THE LOGIC DESTROYER, DO NOT COME NEAR ME WITH LOGIC, FOR IT WILL BE DESTROYED.
I'm a dm and a player, I like giving fun descriptions, it adds some oomph to campaigns. I'm currently DMing a three part campaign starting with Dragon of IceSpire Peak, and the Curse of Strahd, then a homebrew called Realm of the Dragon Goddess. We are about halfway through curse of strahd. My favorite character to play as Is called Gradius Annoying (He was also my first character, hence my username) and he's a half-elf fighter.
I'm usually good at giving cool in-game description when I DM. When I'm a player though, I'm never good at describing things from a players point of view. I think it's cause in my campaign, the players just tell me what they roll and who they hit, and I turn it into a cool maneuver. So when I play, I always just say what I roll and stare at the DM x).
Hello?
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Okay I'm going first. I already have my shortswords out. (BTW I'm aiming so I shred his beard as well as him). Shortsword #1: 21 Hit: 6. Shortsword #2: 17. Hit: 9. Shortsword #3: 10. Hit: 5.
My character is 5th level. How do I have three attacks and only one hits? bloody digital dice
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Legolas? Was it going too slow?
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look at the post above you :)
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You severe his beard as well as slicing at him, he stumbles back and looks at his beard. "YOU!!!" He goes into rage and attack. His handaxe rolls a 14. does that hit? if it does take 2 dmg
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That misses. How do you do 2 damage while raging? you'd have to roll a 0 on damage.
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Oh wait, he does 4 I guees. Sry. anyway he missed. he swings his axe and you use your elvish skills to easily dodge. Your turn.
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I made my own elvish con-lang. Does that count for anything?
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what's a con-lang?
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Ah, just looked it up. yeah, that's big. It isn't technically what is listed up there but if you made an entire con-lang than you can either be a wood or high elf. which do you want?
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Hey Legolas, it's your turn now, what does your character do?
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Okay, I'm going to finish this (using action surge). I say goodbye to the dwarf. Lindir swings his shortswords in a blinding whirl of steel. Shortsword #1: to hit: 10. Hit: 6. Shortsword #2: to hit; 10. hit: roll[1d6+4[/roll]. Shortsword #3: to hit; 19. hit: 5. Shortsword #4: to hit: 18. hit: 10. Shortsword #5; to hit; 15. hit: 8. That should do for him!
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Okay, you strike at him and your swords fly like the wind, he falls down and says "Elves...." and collapses. THAT WAS FUN.
Who needs a signature? No-ody ever reads them, -esides, normally it's just quotes from people. Well great, now i'm just going on and on, is this a signature now? No. It's not. I don't need a -ig old signature at the -ottom of my posts.
CAUTION: I AM THE LOGIC DESTROYER, DO NOT COME NEAR ME WITH LOGIC, FOR IT WILL BE DESTROYED.
The elves in rivendell clap loudly and whistle. The councilors clap you on the back and say "well done (insert name here)."
Who needs a signature? No-ody ever reads them, -esides, normally it's just quotes from people. Well great, now i'm just going on and on, is this a signature now? No. It's not. I don't need a -ig old signature at the -ottom of my posts.
CAUTION: I AM THE LOGIC DESTROYER, DO NOT COME NEAR ME WITH LOGIC, FOR IT WILL BE DESTROYED.
It was! my biggest fault is not giving cool in-game descriptions of my actions. I'm usually a DM, so it's weird that when I play, I usually just say "I whack him with my sword". Must remember that next time!
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btw I did death saves and that dwarf is D-E-A-D
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CAUTION: I AM THE LOGIC DESTROYER, DO NOT COME NEAR ME WITH LOGIC, FOR IT WILL BE DESTROYED.
I'm a dm and a player, I like giving fun descriptions, it adds some oomph to campaigns. I'm currently DMing a three part campaign starting with Dragon of IceSpire Peak, and the Curse of Strahd, then a homebrew called Realm of the Dragon Goddess. We are about halfway through curse of strahd. My favorite character to play as Is called Gradius Annoying (He was also my first character, hence my username) and he's a half-elf fighter.
Who needs a signature? No-ody ever reads them, -esides, normally it's just quotes from people. Well great, now i'm just going on and on, is this a signature now? No. It's not. I don't need a -ig old signature at the -ottom of my posts.
CAUTION: I AM THE LOGIC DESTROYER, DO NOT COME NEAR ME WITH LOGIC, FOR IT WILL BE DESTROYED.
My characters name is Lindir. Recognize it?
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Ah, the Elf archer! Clever.
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I'm usually good at giving cool in-game description when I DM. When I'm a player though, I'm never good at describing things from a players point of view. I think it's cause in my campaign, the players just tell me what they roll and who they hit, and I turn it into a cool maneuver. So when I play, I always just say what I roll and stare at the DM x).
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