I begin making my own plane of existence, with hidden doors in the Eternal Scrapyard beneath Acheron and in Mechanus.
The most popular sport in this plane is a variety of mech suit and power armor battles.
I begin a business of potato factories and farms operating in your plane of existence.
It is very profitable, because it's the only source of potatoes.
Only one source of potatoes... unthinkable. I start up my own potato factory business but sell my potatoes for 25% the price.
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I curse a local city with a deadly plague before riding away on my giant river otter sidekick, Who’s name is Bella.
I feed the river otter dog treats, which it loves. It doesn't leave your side still, but it will refuse to attack me or any of my things.
As a gift for giving Bella the giant otter treats, I give you a basket of cookies.
I use these cookies to create a shocking invention. POTATO COOKIES. Holy cookies that shall never be eaten, but given as a reward to those who praise potassium and potatoes. I submit the idea to the potato god, while devouring the original cookies and giving Bella more dog treats.
I use magic to create "five nines" gold wiring for the suit. ("five nines" means 99.999% pure gold)
The gold follows the Minecraft rules for its durability and breaks 5 seconds after you begin use it. I once again offer the potassiumite, with a discount of 49 percent added to the cost.
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Only one source of potatoes... unthinkable. I start up my own potato factory business but sell my potatoes for 25% the price.
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In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
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WOW that was awful.
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Your potato farm gets hit by a stray artillery shell. All that's left is a crater with a couple charred bits of potato.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
I find a corner in which to be sad.
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I offer you a handkerchief in exchange for ownership of your potato factory.
I also teach the plane of existence the Way of Potassium, making me not only a business boss but also viewed a god! Sweet!
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I curse a local city with a deadly plague before riding away on my giant river otter sidekick, Who’s name is Bella.
I feed the river otter dog treats, which it loves. It doesn't leave your side still, but it will refuse to attack me or any of my things.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
As a gift for giving Bella the giant otter treats, I give you a basket of cookies.
I use these cookies to create a shocking invention. POTATO COOKIES. Holy cookies that shall never be eaten, but given as a reward to those who praise potassium and potatoes. I submit the idea to the potato god, while devouring the original cookies and giving Bella more dog treats.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I slip on a pile of beans dramatically, yelling "I slipped on my beans!"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I begin construction of my personal mech suit.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
I inform you that potassiumite is a great conductor of electricity, and offer to sell some to you for 435.99 Dollars.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I use magic to create "five nines" gold wiring for the suit. ("five nines" means 99.999% pure gold)
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
The gold follows the Minecraft rules for its durability and breaks 5 seconds after you begin use it. I once again offer the potassiumite, with a discount of 49 percent added to the cost.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I go to Mechanus and adjust it so that Minecraft rules don't apply in my plane.
Then I make a gold, copper, and titanium alloy for wiring.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
You forgot to hit "save changes". The gold, copper and titanium collapse and block off the route to Mechanus.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
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It's wiring. Also, DnD rules apply in this plane, not Minecraft rules.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
A building made of gold, copper and titanium then. And you didn't notice Mechanus added the Save Changes button?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Mechanus is made of gears lol.
All the adjustments are physical adjustments of gears, and don't need to be saved.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."