I have covertly taken over every mafia in the Material Plane. I transform the city of Naples into the center of my heinous regime. This only really consists of me getting a slightly nicer apartment and the word “EVIL” spray-painted above the word “Napoli” on all the signs mentioning the city’s name. Oh, and dragonnels are now being trained in the Telecom Italia tower since it’s tall.
I un-lean the tower of Pizza.
I use the reality changing power of quote edits and devour the tower.
I use my power of "Yes" to agree with your changes.
I laugh manically, perfectly sane with power.
I don't invert your spine, not causing you to die instantly.
I ask what you expected to happen.
You continue gibbering.
Eventually, you will see the whole universe at once, and it will not shatter your mind, but instead make you super powerful.
I thank you for the prophecy.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
I return to my normal form and try that ritual again. I first find the big toe of a British vampire whose head is attached to the body of a British sun soul monk.
In honor of Minecraft's latest April Fool's snapshot, I summon the Mega Spud boss to command all of this thread's potatoes.
I drown it in a vat of fluoroantimonic acid and plant some radishes and begin raising chickens. Agriculture!
The Mega Spud retreats to the potato dimension, as do all of the potatoes in the world. You now have an angry mob chasing you for removing potatoes from our realm.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
I thank you for the prophecy.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*⛓️ 🔪*
I travel forward in time to the year [REDACTED] and ensure that the prophecy is fulfilled.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Do to you cutting the quote chain and giving it major injuries, it refuses to accept your version of the prophecy.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The quote chain dies, making its non-acceptance insignificant.
I create a new prophecy:
Three will rise, and Two will fall.
A fourth will die and doom us all.
As the Fifth drowns and the Sixth bleeds,
The Seventh and Eighth will sow death's seeds.
When the Ninth, the Gibbers kill,
The Gods of Old shall have their will.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
The quote chain dies, making its non-acceptance insignificant.
I create a new prophecy:
Three will rise, and Two will fall.
A Fourth will die and doom us all.
As the Fifth drowns and the Sixth bleeds,
The Seventh and Eighth will sow death's seeds.
When the Ninth, the Gibbers kill,
The Gods of Old shall have their will.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
I claim dibs on one of the three.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
You are one of the Three, but also one of the Two.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
I convert the whole prophecy to binary to make it more efficient for hardworking sysadmins. Their uptime is precious!
hey.
i liked that box.
put me back.
I sabotage the binary to make it now read:
Three will rise, and Two will also rise.
A Fourth will throw a party suprise.
As the Fifth devours cake and this post the Sixth reads,
The Seventh and Eighth will sow potato seeds.
When the Ninth, the Gibbers kill,
The God of Potassium shall have his will.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Now that you've ruined the flow of the Prophecy, it won't come true.
I make a toad out of frogs, then put it on a toadstool made of mushrooms.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
I put you in Super Mario 3. It’s appropriate.
hey.
i liked that box.
put me back.
I decapitate you and jump out of the game through your skull.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
My head wraps its veins and tendons around your neck, decapitating you as well. I attach my head to your neck and now have all your powers.
hey.
i liked that box.
put me back.
Upon the Mario references, I laugh manically and begin turning everyone into elephants.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I begin spying on everybody. You never know who will try to kill you :{
I am a Star Wars nerd who is obsessed with roleplay, sci-fi, and brutal murder.
Pronouns he/him. PM me the word tomato 🍅 or the word Banana 🍌
I am an Unstrikable Warrior, as drummer dictated. Do not waste your energy in attempts to strike me, for it will fail.
I am a knight of the fallen order, an undying saviour, a defeater of tyrants and a bane of evil.
I turn you into a ninja elephant.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I return to my normal form and try that ritual again. I first find the big toe of a British vampire whose head is attached to the body of a British sun soul monk.
hey.
i liked that box.
put me back.
In honor of Minecraft's latest April Fool's snapshot, I summon the Mega Spud boss to command all of this thread's potatoes.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I drown it in a vat of fluoroantimonic acid and plant some radishes and begin raising chickens. Agriculture!
hey.
i liked that box.
put me back.
The Mega Spud retreats to the potato dimension, as do all of the potatoes in the world. You now have an angry mob chasing you for removing potatoes from our realm.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D I chill on both Adohand's Kitchen and PbP.
Come to the Messy Mammoth Tavern and Inn! A mysterious link of chain...
Don't join Bahamut's disco party! Praise potassium instead! And PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA!
Titles: The Eternal Muttering from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ