In honor of Minecraft's latest April Fool's snapshot, I summon the Mega Spud boss to command all of this thread's potatoes.
I drown it in a vat of fluoroantimonic acid and plant some radishes and begin raising chickens. Agriculture!
The Mega Spud retreats to the potato dimension, as do all of the potatoes in the world. You now have an angry mob chasing you for removing potatoes from our realm.
I quickly breed super intelligent giant chickens to fight for me.
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
In honor of Minecraft's latest April Fool's snapshot, I summon the Mega Spud boss to command all of this thread's potatoes.
I drown it in a vat of fluoroantimonic acid and plant some radishes and begin raising chickens. Agriculture!
The Mega Spud retreats to the potato dimension, as do all of the potatoes in the world. You now have an angry mob chasing you for removing potatoes from our realm.
I quickly breed super intelligent giant chickens to fight for me.
The chickens fight for you loyally, until they learn you're the reason the world has no more potatoes.
I embark on a dangerous quest to retrieve a potato seed from the far away craggy peaks of Mount Ain.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
In honor of Minecraft's latest April Fool's snapshot, I summon the Mega Spud boss to command all of this thread's potatoes.
I drown it in a vat of fluoroantimonic acid and plant some radishes and begin raising chickens. Agriculture!
The Mega Spud retreats to the potato dimension, as do all of the potatoes in the world. You now have an angry mob chasing you for removing potatoes from our realm.
I quickly breed super intelligent giant chickens to fight for me.
The chickens fight for you loyally, until they learn you're the reason the world has no more potatoes.
I embark on a dangerous quest to retrieve a potato seed from the far away craggy peaks of Mount Ain.
I replace my destroyed body parts with radish plants. Now, as the ultimate life form, I begin following you to end your quest.
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
In honor of Minecraft's latest April Fool's snapshot, I summon the Mega Spud boss to command all of this thread's potatoes.
I drown it in a vat of fluoroantimonic acid and plant some radishes and begin raising chickens. Agriculture!
The Mega Spud retreats to the potato dimension, as do all of the potatoes in the world. You now have an angry mob chasing you for removing potatoes from our realm.
I quickly breed super intelligent giant chickens to fight for me.
The chickens fight for you loyally, until they learn you're the reason the world has no more potatoes.
I embark on a dangerous quest to retrieve a potato seed from the far away craggy peaks of Mount Ain.
I replace my destroyed body parts with radish plants. Now, as the ultimate life form, I begin following you to end your quest.
Along the way, I find a sidekick to aid me in my adventure. We chop down a tree to turn into paper for a map to Mount Ain.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
In honor of Minecraft's latest April Fool's snapshot, I summon the Mega Spud boss to command all of this thread's potatoes.
I drown it in a vat of fluoroantimonic acid and plant some radishes and begin raising chickens. Agriculture!
The Mega Spud retreats to the potato dimension, as do all of the potatoes in the world. You now have an angry mob chasing you for removing potatoes from our realm.
I quickly breed super intelligent giant chickens to fight for me.
The chickens fight for you loyally, until they learn you're the reason the world has no more potatoes.
I embark on a dangerous quest to retrieve a potato seed from the far away craggy peaks of Mount Ain.
I replace my destroyed body parts with radish plants. Now, as the ultimate life form, I begin following you to end your quest.
Along the way, I find a sidekick to aid me in my adventure. We chop down a tree to turn into paper for a map to Mount Ain.
I’m IN THE TREE and kill your sidekick.
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
In honor of Minecraft's latest April Fool's snapshot, I summon the Mega Spud boss to command all of this thread's potatoes.
I drown it in a vat of fluoroantimonic acid and plant some radishes and begin raising chickens. Agriculture!
The Mega Spud retreats to the potato dimension, as do all of the potatoes in the world. You now have an angry mob chasing you for removing potatoes from our realm.
I quickly breed super intelligent giant chickens to fight for me.
The chickens fight for you loyally, until they learn you're the reason the world has no more potatoes.
I embark on a dangerous quest to retrieve a potato seed from the far away craggy peaks of Mount Ain.
I replace my destroyed body parts with radish plants. Now, as the ultimate life form, I begin following you to end your quest.
Along the way, I find a sidekick to aid me in my adventure. We chop down a tree to turn into paper for a map to Mount Ain.
I’m IN THE TREE and kill your sidekick.
I gasp. Gasp!
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
In honor of Minecraft's latest April Fool's snapshot, I summon the Mega Spud boss to command all of this thread's potatoes.
I drown it in a vat of fluoroantimonic acid and plant some radishes and begin raising chickens. Agriculture!
The Mega Spud retreats to the potato dimension, as do all of the potatoes in the world. You now have an angry mob chasing you for removing potatoes from our realm.
I quickly breed super intelligent giant chickens to fight for me.
The chickens fight for you loyally, until they learn you're the reason the world has no more potatoes.
I embark on a dangerous quest to retrieve a potato seed from the far away craggy peaks of Mount Ain.
I replace my destroyed body parts with radish plants. Now, as the ultimate life form, I begin following you to end your quest.
Along the way, I find a sidekick to aid me in my adventure. We chop down a tree to turn into paper for a map to Mount Ain.
I’m IN THE TREE and kill your sidekick.
I gasp. Gasp!
I throw a radish down your throat- delicious yet murderous!
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
In honor of Minecraft's latest April Fool's snapshot, I summon the Mega Spud boss to command all of this thread's potatoes.
I drown it in a vat of fluoroantimonic acid and plant some radishes and begin raising chickens. Agriculture!
The Mega Spud retreats to the potato dimension, as do all of the potatoes in the world. You now have an angry mob chasing you for removing potatoes from our realm.
I quickly breed super intelligent giant chickens to fight for me.
The chickens fight for you loyally, until they learn you're the reason the world has no more potatoes.
I embark on a dangerous quest to retrieve a potato seed from the far away craggy peaks of Mount Ain.
I replace my destroyed body parts with radish plants. Now, as the ultimate life form, I begin following you to end your quest.
Along the way, I find a sidekick to aid me in my adventure. We chop down a tree to turn into paper for a map to Mount Ain.
I’m IN THE TREE and kill your sidekick.
I gasp. Gasp!
I throw a radish down your throat- delicious yet murderous!
I cast counterspell, which somehow counters your radish despite it not being a spell.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
In honor of Minecraft's latest April Fool's snapshot, I summon the Mega Spud boss to command all of this thread's potatoes.
I drown it in a vat of fluoroantimonic acid and plant some radishes and begin raising chickens. Agriculture!
The Mega Spud retreats to the potato dimension, as do all of the potatoes in the world. You now have an angry mob chasing you for removing potatoes from our realm.
I quickly breed super intelligent giant chickens to fight for me.
The chickens fight for you loyally, until they learn you're the reason the world has no more potatoes.
I embark on a dangerous quest to retrieve a potato seed from the far away craggy peaks of Mount Ain.
I replace my destroyed body parts with radish plants. Now, as the ultimate life form, I begin following you to end your quest.
Along the way, I find a sidekick to aid me in my adventure. We chop down a tree to turn into paper for a map to Mount Ain.
I’m IN THE TREE and kill your sidekick.
I gasp. Gasp!
I throw a radish down your throat- delicious yet murderous!
I cast counterspell, which somehow counters your radish despite it not being a spell.
I am struck with a radish, which was my weakness all along! I DIE!!$
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
In honor of Minecraft's latest April Fool's snapshot, I summon the Mega Spud boss to command all of this thread's potatoes.
I drown it in a vat of fluoroantimonic acid and plant some radishes and begin raising chickens. Agriculture!
The Mega Spud retreats to the potato dimension, as do all of the potatoes in the world. You now have an angry mob chasing you for removing potatoes from our realm.
I quickly breed super intelligent giant chickens to fight for me.
The chickens fight for you loyally, until they learn you're the reason the world has no more potatoes.
I embark on a dangerous quest to retrieve a potato seed from the far away craggy peaks of Mount Ain.
I replace my destroyed body parts with radish plants. Now, as the ultimate life form, I begin following you to end your quest.
Along the way, I find a sidekick to aid me in my adventure. We chop down a tree to turn into paper for a map to Mount Ain.
I’m IN THE TREE and kill your sidekick.
I gasp. Gasp!
I throw a radish down your throat- delicious yet murderous!
I cast counterspell, which somehow counters your radish despite it not being a spell.
I am struck with a radish, which was my weakness all along! I DIE!!$
I laugh maniacally and continue my quest to Mount Ain.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I lift up the mountain to reveal that you are not, in fact, the mountain, and were instead hiding underneath it.
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JoinThe Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Trying to avoid slipping into the void never to be seen again but man it's hard. I'm fading. If I disappear try to get this to 200 pages for me please. Thank you.
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JoinThe Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
I steal your bumper car and take it back to the Carnifal of Nietmayres.
Filled with a desire for vengeance, I begin plotting an evil scheme to steal back my bumper car. I grab a potato and throw it in a random direction, distracting the guards and allowing me to enter the Carnifal.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I steal your bumper car and take it back to the Carnifal of Nietmayres.
Filled with a desire for vengeance, I begin plotting an evil scheme to steal back my bumper car. I grab a potato and throw it in a random direction, distracting the guards and allowing me to enter the Carnifal.
Unfoortunaitly, the Carnifal is fylled wyth alle mannere of malygnannt monstyrs. They spot you.
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
I steal your bumper car and take it back to the Carnifal of Nietmayres.
Filled with a desire for vengeance, I begin plotting an evil scheme to steal back my bumper car. I grab a potato and throw it in a random direction, distracting the guards and allowing me to enter the Carnifal.
Unfoortunaitly, the Carnifal is fylled wyth alle mannere of malygnannt monstyrs. They spot you.
I use my backup bumper car to bump the monsters into oblivion. Now, you may be wondering why I'm going through so much trouble to steal this bumper car back when I still have a spare? The answer: I have no clue. But I do it anyways.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I quickly breed super intelligent giant chickens to fight for me.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
The chickens fight for you loyally, until they learn you're the reason the world has no more potatoes.
I embark on a dangerous quest to retrieve a potato seed from the far away craggy peaks of Mount Ain.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I replace my destroyed body parts with radish plants. Now, as the ultimate life form, I begin following you to end your quest.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Along the way, I find a sidekick to aid me in my adventure. We chop down a tree to turn into paper for a map to Mount Ain.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I’m IN THE TREE and kill your sidekick.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
I gasp. Gasp!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I throw a radish down your throat- delicious yet murderous!
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
I cast counterspell, which somehow counters your radish despite it not being a spell.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I am struck with a radish, which was my weakness all along! I DIE!!$
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
I laugh maniacally and continue my quest to Mount Ain.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I AM the mountain.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
I lift up the mountain to reveal that you are not, in fact, the mountain, and were instead hiding underneath it.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Help me preserve DDB history at The Archive!
In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
Trying to avoid slipping into the void never to be seen again but man it's hard. I'm fading. If I disappear try to get this to 200 pages for me please. Thank you.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Help me preserve DDB history at The Archive!
In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
*alright, I'll try.*
I wake up, do my daily demonic chanting, eat my breakfast of the souls of the innocent, and have a pretty normal morning.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I ram into this thread with my bumper car.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I steal your bumper car and take it back to the Carnifal of Nietmayres.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Filled with a desire for vengeance, I begin plotting an evil scheme to steal back my bumper car. I grab a potato and throw it in a random direction, distracting the guards and allowing me to enter the Carnifal.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Unfoortunaitly, the Carnifal is fylled wyth alle mannere of malygnannt monstyrs. They spot you.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
I use my backup bumper car to bump the monsters into oblivion. Now, you may be wondering why I'm going through so much trouble to steal this bumper car back when I still have a spare? The answer: I have no clue. But I do it anyways.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
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