Suddenly, the Swamp Monster sprints through Jack727’s farm, pursued by Godzilla. Half of the farm is now destroyed.
I begin constructing a laser of DOOM.
Summary:
Swamp Monster and Godzilla have destroyed Jack’s farm.
Halfast is god of potatoes and has a shielded fourth wall fence house.
I am working on a laser of DOOM to kill Godzilla and the Swamp Monster.
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JoinThe Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
I hand over all my potatoes to Half. Then I color Zenlos's time machine purple.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
I smack all nearby Abyssal Chickens with my metal stick. Then I resurrect them in my service to create an army.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
I go to an Ariana Grande concert and it makes me like really happy. (Did you hear she got married?) Then I go home and chill out all weekend and hang out on DDB off and on. Except not rn cause I gotta go.
I bestow sentience on Half's potatoes and donate half of my Abyssal Chicken army.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
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Suddenly, the Swamp Monster sprints through Jack727’s farm, pursued by Godzilla. Half of the farm is now destroyed.
I begin constructing a laser of DOOM.
Summary:
Swamp Monster and Godzilla have destroyed Jack’s farm.
Halfast is god of potatoes and has a shielded fourth wall fence house.
I am working on a laser of DOOM to kill Godzilla and the Swamp Monster.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Help me preserve DDB history at The Archive!
In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
I start working on a time machine
I explode Pandemonium with regular kitten powers.
I finish my time machine
I expand my influence to become the god of farming and declare that Jack must pay me monthly tribute of a potato.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
I hand over all my potatoes to Half. Then I color Zenlos's time machine purple.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
I accept the potatoes and give Cyno a metal stick.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
I smack all nearby Abyssal Chickens with my metal stick. Then I resurrect them in my service to create an army.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
I make a lot of pizza and have a pizza party.
Hi!!!! My pronouns are She/They!
Picture a halfling riding a flumph and be happy!!!!!
:)
I go to an Ariana Grande concert and it makes me like really happy. (Did you hear she got married?) Then I go home and chill out all weekend and hang out on DDB off and on. Except not rn cause I gotta go.
I steal all Half’s potatoes
Speedy Tabaxi hits an invisible wall around my potato storage.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
I unleash my godly kitten powers to warp reality and pass Half’s wall and steal his potatoes
I point out SpeedyTabaxi's typo, sending them flying through a wall in a house owned by someone named Helf.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
I use my time machine to travel back in time.I then make it so Halfastbracegirdle never posted saying they would become the god of potatoes.
Zenlos finds that time is a potato as I catapult them into the cracks between moments.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
I make a pizza army and attack every food that is not pizza... hehehe
Hi!!!! My pronouns are She/They!
Picture a halfling riding a flumph and be happy!!!!!
:)
I prove that pizza is salad and that potatoes are salad, and that therefore, Bree's pizza crusade cannot harm me or my potatoes.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
I plant potatoes for half’s tribute and pray for protection.
Mostly nocturnal
help build a world here
I bestow sentience on Half's potatoes and donate half of my Abyssal Chicken army.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ