My Death Star is 500,000 miles from Earth. But sure. As you do, I press the Big Red Secret Button that's on every wall in my ship. The Death Star opens up like Pac-Man and eats you.
I'm bigger than it.
How big are you? My Death Star is 149 miles in radius (398 in diameter), and roughly the size of Earth's Moon.
Good question... is Tana a titan?
I use my Super-Quantum Laser Beam to cut a hole in Tana's stomach and escape.
My stomach doesn't work like that
Is your stomach a god??????
My stomach doesn't work like that.
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Hello! Call me Tana or 타나 My pronouns are Any/All/BOC Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.
My Death Star is 500,000 miles from Earth. But sure. As you do, I press the Big Red Secret Button that's on every wall in my ship. The Death Star opens up like Pac-Man and eats you.
I'm bigger than it.
How big are you? My Death Star is 149 miles in radius (398 in diameter), and roughly the size of Earth's Moon.
Good question... is Tana a titan?
I use my Super-Quantum Laser Beam to cut a hole in Tana's stomach and escape.
My stomach doesn't work like that
Is your stomach a god??????
My stomach doesn't work like that.
What is up with your stomach??????????????????????????????????????????
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. They/Them.
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
My Death Star is 500,000 miles from Earth. But sure. As you do, I press the Big Red Secret Button that's on every wall in my ship. The Death Star opens up like Pac-Man and eats you.
I'm bigger than it.
How big are you? My Death Star is 149 miles in radius (398 in diameter), and roughly the size of Earth's Moon.
Good question... is Tana a titan?
I use my Super-Quantum Laser Beam to cut a hole in Tana's stomach and escape.
My stomach doesn't work like that
Is your stomach a god??????
My stomach doesn't work like that.
What is up with your stomach??????????????????????????????????????????
Tehehe
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Hello! Call me Tana or 타나 My pronouns are Any/All/BOC Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.
My Death Star is 500,000 miles from Earth. But sure. As you do, I press the Big Red Secret Button that's on every wall in my ship. The Death Star opens up like Pac-Man and eats you.
I'm bigger than it.
How big are you? My Death Star is 149 miles in radius (398 in diameter), and roughly the size of Earth's Moon.
Good question... is Tana a titan?
I use my Super-Quantum Laser Beam to cut a hole in Tana's stomach and escape.
My stomach doesn't work like that
Is your stomach a god??????
My stomach doesn't work like that.
My laser beam emits 10^32 Joules of energy, roughly equal to a week of the Sun's total energy output.
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Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been Lives in a dream, waits at the window Wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door—who is it for?
My Death Star is 500,000 miles from Earth. But sure. As you do, I press the Big Red Secret Button that's on every wall in my ship. The Death Star opens up like Pac-Man and eats you.
I'm bigger than it.
How big are you? My Death Star is 149 miles in radius (398 in diameter), and roughly the size of Earth's Moon.
Good question... is Tana a titan?
I use my Super-Quantum Laser Beam to cut a hole in Tana's stomach and escape.
My stomach doesn't work like that
Is your stomach a god??????
My stomach doesn't work like that.
My laser beam emits 10^32 Joules of energy, roughly equal to a week of the Sun's total energy output.
Correct
It fails.
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Hello! Call me Tana or 타나 My pronouns are Any/All/BOC Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.
My Death Star is 500,000 miles from Earth. But sure. As you do, I press the Big Red Secret Button that's on every wall in my ship. The Death Star opens up like Pac-Man and eats you.
I'm bigger than it.
How big are you? My Death Star is 149 miles in radius (398 in diameter), and roughly the size of Earth's Moon.
Good question... is Tana a titan?
I use my Super-Quantum Laser Beam to cut a hole in Tana's stomach and escape.
My stomach doesn't work like that
Is your stomach a god??????
My stomach doesn't work like that.
My laser beam emits 10^32 Joules of energy, roughly equal to a week of the Sun's total energy output.
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. They/Them.
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
I utilize the Many-Worlds Theory's statement that all occurrences of a quantum choice will come to pass in non-interacting universes to create an alternate universe in which I didn't get eaten by you and ate you instead. Using my Universe Hole-Puncher and the fact that the meaning of life is 42, I swap places with the other version of me in this other universe.
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Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been Lives in a dream, waits at the window Wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door—who is it for?
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나 My pronouns are Any/All/BOC Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.
That you are! Or, this version of you in an alternate universe has been eaten. The you you has a different homemade Death Star inside of it.
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Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been Lives in a dream, waits at the window Wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door—who is it for?
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. They/Them.
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
*Essentially, the Many-Worlds Theory/Interpretation (MWI) states that when a quantum choice comes to pass, all possible outcomes are realized in separate, infinitely branching universes that cannot interact. Thus, there are theoretically infinite branches that arise from that quantum choice, but I'm just using my Universe Hole-Puncher to go to another where I didn't get eaten.*
*Also, the meaning of life is 42.*
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Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been Lives in a dream, waits at the window Wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door—who is it for?
*Essentially, the Many-Worlds Theory/Interpretation (MWI) states that when a quantum choice comes to pass, all possible outcomes are realized in separate, infinitely branching universes that cannot interact. Thus, there are theoretically infinite branches that arise from that quantum choice, but I'm just using my Universe Hole-Puncher to go to another where I didn't get eaten.*
*Also, the meaning of life is 42.*
I know what the MWI is. How did you come up with the second part?
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. They/Them.
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
*Essentially, the Many-Worlds Theory/Interpretation (MWI) states that when a quantum choice comes to pass, all possible outcomes are realized in separate, infinitely branching universes that cannot interact. Thus, there are theoretically infinite branches that arise from that quantum choice, but I'm just using my Universe Hole-Puncher to go to another where I didn't get eaten.*
*Also, the meaning of life is 42.*
I know what the MWI is. How did you come up with the second part?
*The Hole-Puncher? With a great amount of imagination and studying and a lot of reading Terry Pratchett. Don't worry, I know he's not the author of Hitchhiker's, but it's similar humor.*
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Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been Lives in a dream, waits at the window Wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door—who is it for?
*Essentially, the Many-Worlds Theory/Interpretation (MWI) states that when a quantum choice comes to pass, all possible outcomes are realized in separate, infinitely branching universes that cannot interact. Thus, there are theoretically infinite branches that arise from that quantum choice, but I'm just using my Universe Hole-Puncher to go to another where I didn't get eaten.*
*Also, the meaning of life is 42.*
I know what the MWI is. How did you come up with the second part?
*The Hole-Puncher? With a great amount of imagination and studying and a lot of reading Terry Pratchett. Don't worry, I know he's not the author of Hitchhiker's, but it's similar humor.*
*It is. I started Hitchhiker's but never finished it. How did you come up with the meaning of life bit?*
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. They/Them.
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
*Essentially, the Many-Worlds Theory/Interpretation (MWI) states that when a quantum choice comes to pass, all possible outcomes are realized in separate, infinitely branching universes that cannot interact. Thus, there are theoretically infinite branches that arise from that quantum choice, but I'm just using my Universe Hole-Puncher to go to another where I didn't get eaten.*
*Also, the meaning of life is 42.*
I know what the MWI is. How did you come up with the second part?
*The Hole-Puncher? With a great amount of imagination and studying and a lot of reading Terry Pratchett. Don't worry, I know he's not the author of Hitchhiker's, but it's similar humor.*
*It is. I started Hitchhiker's but never finished it. How did you come up with the meaning of life bit?*
*It's from Hitchhiker's.*
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Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been Lives in a dream, waits at the window Wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door—who is it for?
*Essentially, the Many-Worlds Theory/Interpretation (MWI) states that when a quantum choice comes to pass, all possible outcomes are realized in separate, infinitely branching universes that cannot interact. Thus, there are theoretically infinite branches that arise from that quantum choice, but I'm just using my Universe Hole-Puncher to go to another where I didn't get eaten.*
*Also, the meaning of life is 42.*
I know what the MWI is. How did you come up with the second part?
*The Hole-Puncher? With a great amount of imagination and studying and a lot of reading Terry Pratchett. Don't worry, I know he's not the author of Hitchhiker's, but it's similar humor.*
*It is. I started Hitchhiker's but never finished it. How did you come up with the meaning of life bit?*
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. They/Them.
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나 My pronouns are Any/All/BOC Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. They/Them.
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
MURDER AND ARSON! AND SOME FELONIES IF WE CAN GET THOSE IN, TOO!
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Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been Lives in a dream, waits at the window Wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door—who is it for?
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나 My pronouns are Any/All/BOC Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.
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My stomach doesn't work like that.
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.
What is up with your stomach??????????????????????????????????????????
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. They/Them.
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...Tehehe
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.
My laser beam emits 10^32 Joules of energy, roughly equal to a week of the Sun's total energy output.
Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream, waits at the window
Wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door—who is it for?
Correct
It fails.
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.
How is that possible???
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. They/Them.
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...*Cut w/Tana, Link*
I utilize the Many-Worlds Theory's statement that all occurrences of a quantum choice will come to pass in non-interacting universes to create an alternate universe in which I didn't get eaten by you and ate you instead. Using my Universe Hole-Puncher and the fact that the meaning of life is 42, I swap places with the other version of me in this other universe.
Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream, waits at the window
Wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door—who is it for?
I cast... I get eaten
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.
That you are! Or, this version of you in an alternate universe has been eaten. The you you has a different homemade Death Star inside of it.
Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream, waits at the window
Wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door—who is it for?
What? My mind just exploded.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. They/Them.
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...*Essentially, the Many-Worlds Theory/Interpretation (MWI) states that when a quantum choice comes to pass, all possible outcomes are realized in separate, infinitely branching universes that cannot interact. Thus, there are theoretically infinite branches that arise from that quantum choice, but I'm just using my Universe Hole-Puncher to go to another where I didn't get eaten.*
*Also, the meaning of life is 42.*
Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream, waits at the window
Wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door—who is it for?
I know what the MWI is. How did you come up with the second part?
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. They/Them.
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...*The Hole-Puncher? With a great amount of imagination and studying and a lot of reading Terry Pratchett. Don't worry, I know he's not the author of Hitchhiker's, but it's similar humor.*
Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream, waits at the window
Wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door—who is it for?
*It is. I started Hitchhiker's but never finished it. How did you come up with the meaning of life bit?*
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. They/Them.
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...*It's from Hitchhiker's.*
Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream, waits at the window
Wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door—who is it for?
*Ohhh ok.*
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. They/Them.
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...Murder!
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.
What?
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. They/Them.
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...MURDER AND ARSON! AND SOME FELONIES IF WE CAN GET THOSE IN, TOO!
Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream, waits at the window
Wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door—who is it for?
YEAS
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are Any/All/BOC
Disclaimer: Tana__ is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Tana__, touching Tana__, or even just seeing Tana__: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of Vecna, pissed-of genies, a complete and utter power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Tana__ at your own risk.