My Death Star is 500,000 miles from Earth. But sure. As you do, I press the Big Red Secret Button that's on every wall in my ship. The Death Star opens up like Pac-Man and eats you.
I'm bigger than it.
How big are you? My Death Star is 149 miles in radius (398 in diameter), and roughly the size of Earth's Moon.
Good question... is Tana a titan?
I use my Super-Quantum Laser Beam to cut a hole in Tana's stomach and escape.
My stomach doesn't work like that
Is your stomach a god??????
My stomach doesn't work like that.
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/They. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
My Death Star is 500,000 miles from Earth. But sure. As you do, I press the Big Red Secret Button that's on every wall in my ship. The Death Star opens up like Pac-Man and eats you.
I'm bigger than it.
How big are you? My Death Star is 149 miles in radius (398 in diameter), and roughly the size of Earth's Moon.
Good question... is Tana a titan?
I use my Super-Quantum Laser Beam to cut a hole in Tana's stomach and escape.
My stomach doesn't work like that
Is your stomach a god??????
My stomach doesn't work like that.
What is up with your stomach??????????????????????????????????????????
My Death Star is 500,000 miles from Earth. But sure. As you do, I press the Big Red Secret Button that's on every wall in my ship. The Death Star opens up like Pac-Man and eats you.
I'm bigger than it.
How big are you? My Death Star is 149 miles in radius (398 in diameter), and roughly the size of Earth's Moon.
Good question... is Tana a titan?
I use my Super-Quantum Laser Beam to cut a hole in Tana's stomach and escape.
My stomach doesn't work like that
Is your stomach a god??????
My stomach doesn't work like that.
What is up with your stomach??????????????????????????????????????????
Tehehe
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/They. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
My Death Star is 500,000 miles from Earth. But sure. As you do, I press the Big Red Secret Button that's on every wall in my ship. The Death Star opens up like Pac-Man and eats you.
I'm bigger than it.
How big are you? My Death Star is 149 miles in radius (398 in diameter), and roughly the size of Earth's Moon.
Good question... is Tana a titan?
I use my Super-Quantum Laser Beam to cut a hole in Tana's stomach and escape.
My stomach doesn't work like that
Is your stomach a god??????
My stomach doesn't work like that.
My laser beam emits 10^32 Joules of energy, roughly equal to a week of the Sun's total energy output.
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Build us a door And rest here with me Lights are on But nobody's home... extended sig
My Death Star is 500,000 miles from Earth. But sure. As you do, I press the Big Red Secret Button that's on every wall in my ship. The Death Star opens up like Pac-Man and eats you.
I'm bigger than it.
How big are you? My Death Star is 149 miles in radius (398 in diameter), and roughly the size of Earth's Moon.
Good question... is Tana a titan?
I use my Super-Quantum Laser Beam to cut a hole in Tana's stomach and escape.
My stomach doesn't work like that
Is your stomach a god??????
My stomach doesn't work like that.
My laser beam emits 10^32 Joules of energy, roughly equal to a week of the Sun's total energy output.
Correct
It fails.
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/They. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
My Death Star is 500,000 miles from Earth. But sure. As you do, I press the Big Red Secret Button that's on every wall in my ship. The Death Star opens up like Pac-Man and eats you.
I'm bigger than it.
How big are you? My Death Star is 149 miles in radius (398 in diameter), and roughly the size of Earth's Moon.
Good question... is Tana a titan?
I use my Super-Quantum Laser Beam to cut a hole in Tana's stomach and escape.
My stomach doesn't work like that
Is your stomach a god??????
My stomach doesn't work like that.
My laser beam emits 10^32 Joules of energy, roughly equal to a week of the Sun's total energy output.
I utilize the Many-Worlds Theory's statement that all occurrences of a quantum choice will come to pass in non-interacting universes to create an alternate universe in which I didn't get eaten by you and ate you instead. Using my Universe Hole-Puncher and the fact that the meaning of life is 42, I swap places with the other version of me in this other universe.
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Build us a door And rest here with me Lights are on But nobody's home... extended sig
Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/They. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
*Essentially, the Many-Worlds Theory/Interpretation (MWI) states that when a quantum choice comes to pass, all possible outcomes are realized in separate, infinitely branching universes that cannot interact. Thus, there are theoretically infinite branches that arise from that quantum choice, but I'm just using my Universe Hole-Puncher to go to another where I didn't get eaten.*
*Also, the meaning of life is 42.*
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Build us a door And rest here with me Lights are on But nobody's home... extended sig
*Essentially, the Many-Worlds Theory/Interpretation (MWI) states that when a quantum choice comes to pass, all possible outcomes are realized in separate, infinitely branching universes that cannot interact. Thus, there are theoretically infinite branches that arise from that quantum choice, but I'm just using my Universe Hole-Puncher to go to another where I didn't get eaten.*
*Also, the meaning of life is 42.*
I know what the MWI is. How did you come up with the second part?
*Essentially, the Many-Worlds Theory/Interpretation (MWI) states that when a quantum choice comes to pass, all possible outcomes are realized in separate, infinitely branching universes that cannot interact. Thus, there are theoretically infinite branches that arise from that quantum choice, but I'm just using my Universe Hole-Puncher to go to another where I didn't get eaten.*
*Also, the meaning of life is 42.*
I know what the MWI is. How did you come up with the second part?
*The Hole-Puncher? With a great amount of imagination and studying and a lot of reading Terry Pratchett. Don't worry, I know he's not the author of Hitchhiker's, but it's similar humor.*
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Build us a door And rest here with me Lights are on But nobody's home... extended sig
*Essentially, the Many-Worlds Theory/Interpretation (MWI) states that when a quantum choice comes to pass, all possible outcomes are realized in separate, infinitely branching universes that cannot interact. Thus, there are theoretically infinite branches that arise from that quantum choice, but I'm just using my Universe Hole-Puncher to go to another where I didn't get eaten.*
*Also, the meaning of life is 42.*
I know what the MWI is. How did you come up with the second part?
*The Hole-Puncher? With a great amount of imagination and studying and a lot of reading Terry Pratchett. Don't worry, I know he's not the author of Hitchhiker's, but it's similar humor.*
*It is. I started Hitchhiker's but never finished it. How did you come up with the meaning of life bit?*
*Essentially, the Many-Worlds Theory/Interpretation (MWI) states that when a quantum choice comes to pass, all possible outcomes are realized in separate, infinitely branching universes that cannot interact. Thus, there are theoretically infinite branches that arise from that quantum choice, but I'm just using my Universe Hole-Puncher to go to another where I didn't get eaten.*
*Also, the meaning of life is 42.*
I know what the MWI is. How did you come up with the second part?
*The Hole-Puncher? With a great amount of imagination and studying and a lot of reading Terry Pratchett. Don't worry, I know he's not the author of Hitchhiker's, but it's similar humor.*
*It is. I started Hitchhiker's but never finished it. How did you come up with the meaning of life bit?*
*It's from Hitchhiker's.*
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Build us a door And rest here with me Lights are on But nobody's home... extended sig
*Essentially, the Many-Worlds Theory/Interpretation (MWI) states that when a quantum choice comes to pass, all possible outcomes are realized in separate, infinitely branching universes that cannot interact. Thus, there are theoretically infinite branches that arise from that quantum choice, but I'm just using my Universe Hole-Puncher to go to another where I didn't get eaten.*
*Also, the meaning of life is 42.*
I know what the MWI is. How did you come up with the second part?
*The Hole-Puncher? With a great amount of imagination and studying and a lot of reading Terry Pratchett. Don't worry, I know he's not the author of Hitchhiker's, but it's similar humor.*
*It is. I started Hitchhiker's but never finished it. How did you come up with the meaning of life bit?*
My stomach doesn't work like that.
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/They.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
What is up with your stomach??????????????????????????????????????????
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I try to keep the peace and be neutral most of the time…
Tehehe
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/They.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
My laser beam emits 10^32 Joules of energy, roughly equal to a week of the Sun's total energy output.
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
Correct
It fails.
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/They.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
How is that possible???
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I try to keep the peace and be neutral most of the time…
*Cut w/Tana, Link*
I utilize the Many-Worlds Theory's statement that all occurrences of a quantum choice will come to pass in non-interacting universes to create an alternate universe in which I didn't get eaten by you and ate you instead. Using my Universe Hole-Puncher and the fact that the meaning of life is 42, I swap places with the other version of me in this other universe.
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
I cast... I get eaten
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/They.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
That you are! Or, this version of you in an alternate universe has been eaten. The you you has a different homemade Death Star inside of it.
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
What? My mind just exploded.
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I try to keep the peace and be neutral most of the time…
*Essentially, the Many-Worlds Theory/Interpretation (MWI) states that when a quantum choice comes to pass, all possible outcomes are realized in separate, infinitely branching universes that cannot interact. Thus, there are theoretically infinite branches that arise from that quantum choice, but I'm just using my Universe Hole-Puncher to go to another where I didn't get eaten.*
*Also, the meaning of life is 42.*
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
I know what the MWI is. How did you come up with the second part?
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I try to keep the peace and be neutral most of the time…
*The Hole-Puncher? With a great amount of imagination and studying and a lot of reading Terry Pratchett. Don't worry, I know he's not the author of Hitchhiker's, but it's similar humor.*
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
*It is. I started Hitchhiker's but never finished it. How did you come up with the meaning of life bit?*
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I try to keep the peace and be neutral most of the time…
*It's from Hitchhiker's.*
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
*Ohhh ok.*
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I try to keep the peace and be neutral most of the time…