Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I’m still walking to Neuchwanstein castle. I’ve reached Munich now! I grab a bike. It’ll only take about 8 hours more.
the banan approves of the reference
Which reference? Land of Stories?
yuh
Wait, you read that too? Nice! Thought it was only me who had read that. “You rode bikes all the way from Munich? Why?”
NOOONONONO
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Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death |------extended sig------|
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I’m still walking to Neuchwanstein castle. I’ve reached Munich now! I grab a bike. It’ll only take about 8 hours more.
the banan approves of the reference
Which reference? Land of Stories?
yuh
Wait, you read that too? Nice! Thought it was only me who had read that. “You rode bikes all the way from Munich? Why?”
NOOONONONO
What?
LAND OF STORIES
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Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death |------extended sig------|
I start a farm(deja vu?(is that how you spell it?))
I take down the fifth wall and build a house out of its bricks.
I inject the seventeenth wall with four liters of liquidized americium.
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Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death |------extended sig------|
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Deltarune, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
*Grabs your book, proffers a nice-looking phone, and charges you for it before you accept*
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Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death |------extended sig------|
*Grabs your book, proffers a nice-looking phone, and charges you for it before you accept*
*angry kale noises*
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Kris Get The Banana
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Deltarune, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
Never going to give you up, never going to let you down, never going to run around and desert you, never going to make you cry, never going to say goodbye, never going to tell a lie
(someone continue the song. Let’s make a moment)
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[ Welcome to Birb World ] I am a fairly active forum user on D&D Beyond. I enjoy exploring new lands in D&D and I also create art for D&D players. If you're interested in a simple doodle drawing private message me.
*Grabs your book, proffers a nice-looking phone, and charges you for it before you accept*
*angry kale noises*
*reads your book*
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Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death |------extended sig------|
*Grabs your book, proffers a nice-looking phone, and charges you for it before you accept*
*angry kale noises*
*reads your book*
*Smug kale noises because you're reading a sad historical book and the saddest part is coming up*
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Kris Get The Banana
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Deltarune, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
*Grabs your book, proffers a nice-looking phone, and charges you for it before you accept*
*angry kale noises*
*reads your book*
*Smug kale noises because you're reading a sad historical book and the saddest part is coming up*
*begins to sob in despair and hands the book back*
But...back to where we were a couple of pages back! My potato business was booming, I was planning to unleash a P (for potato)-bomb, and was settling down when Bigby made his prediction!
I DM Bigby back: "hey bb u told me that the suspect wuz a gbbering mouther, not a sturgeon."
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Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death |------extended sig------|
*Grabs your book, proffers a nice-looking phone, and charges you for it before you accept*
*angry kale noises*
*reads your book*
*Smug kale noises because you're reading a sad historical book and the saddest part is coming up*
*begins to sob in despair and hands the book back*
But...back to where we were a couple of pages back! My potato business was booming, I was planning to unleash a P (for potato)-bomb, and was settling down when Bigby made his prediction!
I DM Bigby back: "hey bb u told me that the suspect wuz a gbbering mouther, not a sturgeon."
Bigby replies: “tru but like I wuz wrong, once I found that sturgeons are like #one eater of potatoes I was like oh yeah that is like what took the potatoes.”
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I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
*Grabs your book, proffers a nice-looking phone, and charges you for it before you accept*
*angry kale noises*
*reads your book*
*Smug kale noises because you're reading a sad historical book and the saddest part is coming up*
*begins to sob in despair and hands the book back*
But...back to where we were a couple of pages back! My potato business was booming, I was planning to unleash a P (for potato)-bomb, and was settling down when Bigby made his prediction!
I DM Bigby back: "hey bb u told me that the suspect wuz a gbbering mouther, not a sturgeon."
Bigby replies: “tru but like I wuz wrong, once I found that sturgeons are like #one eater of potatoes I was like oh yeah that is like what took the potatoes.”
I reply: "ohhh that makz sens thx."
I also then begin private investigation, since my potatoes continue to disappea--- *belch* ---r mysteriously.
Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death |------extended sig------|
Potato thefts by Theef are indeed still happening at large, obviously because Sturgeon is still on the loose and hasn't been brought to justice yet.
Since the seeds are inside of part of the potato plant, they have somehow been stolen. Any potato plants created are unable to reproduce.
Having realized that I've eaten all of my potatoes--- *belch* ---, I decide to plant my radioactive potatoes.
It's up to someone else what they actually do.
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Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death |------extended sig------|
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im gonna drop a nuke now ok byeeeee
I’m free! I’m free! Oh this is the good-est I’ve felt in forever and ever! It’s like the whole world is singing!
he/they. Roleplay and worldbuilding fiend.
Wait, you read that too? Nice! Thought it was only me who had read that. “You rode bikes all the way from Munich? Why?”
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Listen to Sun Cycles!
I’ve reached the fairy tale world almost. Where do you drop the nuke?
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Listen to Sun Cycles!
AHAHAHA
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
NOOONONONO
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
|------extended sig------|
What?
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Listen to Sun Cycles!
Helloooo
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
LAND OF STORIES
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
|------extended sig------|
I inject the seventeenth wall with four liters of liquidized americium.
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
|------extended sig------|
Finally, a place online where I can go ape(GP)!
*Sits down and starts reading*
Kris Get The Banana
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Deltarune, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
*Grabs your book, proffers a nice-looking phone, and charges you for it before you accept*
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
|------extended sig------|
*angry kale noises*
Kris Get The Banana
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Deltarune, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
Never going to give you up, never going to let you down, never going to run around and desert you, never going to make you cry, never going to say goodbye, never going to tell a lie
(someone continue the song. Let’s make a moment)
[ Welcome to Birb World ]
I am a fairly active forum user on D&D Beyond.
I enjoy exploring new lands in D&D and I also create art for D&D players.
If you're interested in a simple doodle drawing private message me.
*reads your book*
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
|------extended sig------|
*Smug kale noises because you're reading a sad historical book and the saddest part is coming up*
Kris Get The Banana
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Deltarune, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
*begins to sob in despair and hands the book back*
But...back to where we were a couple of pages back! My potato business was booming, I was planning to unleash a P (for potato)-bomb, and was settling down when Bigby made his prediction!
I DM Bigby back: "hey bb u told me that the suspect wuz a gbbering mouther, not a sturgeon."
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
|------extended sig------|
Bigby replies: “tru but like I wuz wrong, once I found that sturgeons are like #one eater of potatoes I was like oh yeah that is like what took the potatoes.”
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
I reply: "ohhh that makz sens thx."
I also then begin private investigation, since my potatoes continue to disappea--- *belch* ---r mysteriously.
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
|------extended sig------|
Potato thefts by Theef are indeed still happening at large, obviously because Sturgeon is still on the loose and hasn't been brought to justice yet.
Since the seeds are inside of part of the potato plant, they have somehow been stolen. Any potato plants created are unable to reproduce.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Having realized that I've eaten all of my potatoes--- *belch* ---, I decide to plant my radioactive potatoes.
It's up to someone else what they actually do.
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
|------extended sig------|