I drop my P-bomb at speeds near the speed of light.
The world explodes.
The P-bomb briefly blocks out the sun, at which point nobody can see it, at which point it is stolen!
Seems Theef did some good this time! Maybe he's not as bad as we thought. Thanks, Sturgeon!
Afjygfniugsuingfiygbiusgufb.
I activate my Elytra and grab a space suit, leaving my moon base behind. I will find Theef, if it’s the last thing I do! (famous last words)
Well did we not establish already that Theef is Sturgeon? Ergo, we just have to find him.
As I roam the Antarctic Desert, i create an elite force of strike penguins…
I disable the strike penguins with treats, leaving room for Gibber to finish off Theef.
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Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death |------extended sig------| Is minic a bhíonn na réaltaí is gile maolaithe ag a lonrú féin.
I drop my P-bomb at speeds near the speed of light.
The world explodes.
The P-bomb briefly blocks out the sun, at which point nobody can see it, at which point it is stolen!
Seems Theef did some good this time! Maybe he's not as bad as we thought. Thanks, Sturgeon!
Afjygfniugsuingfiygbiusgufb.
I activate my Elytra and grab a space suit, leaving my moon base behind. I will find Theef, if it’s the last thing I do! (famous last words)
Well did we not establish already that Theef is Sturgeon? Ergo, we just have to find him.
As I roam the Antarctic Desert, i create an elite force of strike penguins…
I disable the strike penguins with treats, leaving room for Gibber to finish off Theef.
No, they’re too elite for treats
I offer them a billion dollars each if they don’t kill me.
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Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death |------extended sig------| Is minic a bhíonn na réaltaí is gile maolaithe ag a lonrú féin.
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Listen to Sun Cycles!
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Well do you have surveillance on all your potatoes?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Well did we not establish already that Theef is Sturgeon? Ergo, we just have to find him.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
As I roam the Antarctic Desert, i create an elite force of strike penguins…
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
I disable the strike penguins with treats, leaving room for Gibber to finish off Theef.
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
|------extended sig------|
Is minic a bhíonn na réaltaí is gile maolaithe ag a lonrú féin.
I eat a potatoe.
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
No, they’re too elite for treats
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
Potatoes are good.
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are She/Her
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. To the best of my ability. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
I offer them a billion dollars each if they don’t kill me.
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
|------extended sig------|
Is minic a bhíonn na réaltaí is gile maolaithe ag a lonrú féin.
I have more potatoes that everyone else combined now, but none of you can get to me.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Listen to Sun Cycles!