Obviously this dog Theef is listening in on our conversation and just now chose to stole chocolate to throw us off!
But how would a dog hold or carry all the potatoes he or she or they steals at one time?
(Hmmm, I guess I'll have to reveal some information...)
How would any possible candidate for Theef be able to do so? See, I've been developing a theory for quite some time now. It entails that Theef has some sort of pocket dimension or semi plane to store all their stolen potatoes in, and that's how nobody's noticed a comedically large pile of all the potatoes in the world.
I start a high-tech government project designed to discover a way to enter this demiplane (so I can steal all the potatoes, of course!). Sadly, I'm with the Fijian government since no one else would let me keep some potatoes, so, uh...sadly it's not too well-funded.
I take over the Swedish government and get their funds too.
Hey, wait, you dominated the Minecraft government! I vow to destroy you in retribution for your crimes.
I cecede the Minecraft government and take the Finnish government instead.
I'm fine with that, although I'll give you IKEA in exchange for the Santa Claus Village.
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Wes (he/him): 14 y/o bisected bisexual + general f*ckup To know is to know nothing. Byddai'n well gen i garu pawb yn y byd na chasáu un |------extended sig------|
Obviously this dog Theef is listening in on our conversation and just now chose to stole chocolate to throw us off!
But how would a dog hold or carry all the potatoes he or she or they steals at one time?
(Hmmm, I guess I'll have to reveal some information...)
How would any possible candidate for Theef be able to do so? See, I've been developing a theory for quite some time now. It entails that Theef has some sort of pocket dimension or semi plane to store all their stolen potatoes in, and that's how nobody's noticed a comedically large pile of all the potatoes in the world.
I start a high-tech government project designed to discover a way to enter this demiplane (so I can steal all the potatoes, of course!). Sadly, I'm with the Fijian government since no one else would let me keep some potatoes, so, uh...sadly it's not too well-funded.
I take over the Swedish government and get their funds too.
Hey, wait, you dominated the Minecraft government! I vow to destroy you in retribution for your crimes.
I cecede the Minecraft government and take the Finnish government instead.
I'm fine with that, although I'll give you IKEA in exchange for the Santa Claus Village.
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Obviously this dog Theef is listening in on our conversation and just now chose to stole chocolate to throw us off!
But how would a dog hold or carry all the potatoes he or she or they steals at one time?
(Hmmm, I guess I'll have to reveal some information...)
How would any possible candidate for Theef be able to do so? See, I've been developing a theory for quite some time now. It entails that Theef has some sort of pocket dimension or semi plane to store all their stolen potatoes in, and that's how nobody's noticed a comedically large pile of all the potatoes in the world.
I start a high-tech government project designed to discover a way to enter this demiplane (so I can steal all the potatoes, of course!). Sadly, I'm with the Fijian government since no one else would let me keep some potatoes, so, uh...sadly it's not too well-funded.
I take over the Swedish government and get their funds too.
Hey, wait, you dominated the Minecraft government! I vow to destroy you in retribution for your crimes.
I cecede the Minecraft government and take the Finnish government instead.
I'm fine with that, although I'll give you IKEA in exchange for the Santa Claus Village.
Deal! I give you a gingerbread house as well.
One of those little ones?
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Wes (he/him): 14 y/o bisected bisexual + general f*ckup To know is to know nothing. Byddai'n well gen i garu pawb yn y byd na chasáu un |------extended sig------|
Obviously this dog Theef is listening in on our conversation and just now chose to stole chocolate to throw us off!
But how would a dog hold or carry all the potatoes he or she or they steals at one time?
(Hmmm, I guess I'll have to reveal some information...)
How would any possible candidate for Theef be able to do so? See, I've been developing a theory for quite some time now. It entails that Theef has some sort of pocket dimension or semi plane to store all their stolen potatoes in, and that's how nobody's noticed a comedically large pile of all the potatoes in the world.
I start a high-tech government project designed to discover a way to enter this demiplane (so I can steal all the potatoes, of course!). Sadly, I'm with the Fijian government since no one else would let me keep some potatoes, so, uh...sadly it's not too well-funded.
I take over the Swedish government and get their funds too.
Hey, wait, you dominated the Minecraft government! I vow to destroy you in retribution for your crimes.
I cecede the Minecraft government and take the Finnish government instead.
I'm fine with that, although I'll give you IKEA in exchange for the Santa Claus Village.
Obviously this dog Theef is listening in on our conversation and just now chose to stole chocolate to throw us off!
But how would a dog hold or carry all the potatoes he or she or they steals at one time?
(Hmmm, I guess I'll have to reveal some information...)
How would any possible candidate for Theef be able to do so? See, I've been developing a theory for quite some time now. It entails that Theef has some sort of pocket dimension or semi plane to store all their stolen potatoes in, and that's how nobody's noticed a comedically large pile of all the potatoes in the world.
I start a high-tech government project designed to discover a way to enter this demiplane (so I can steal all the potatoes, of course!). Sadly, I'm with the Fijian government since no one else would let me keep some potatoes, so, uh...sadly it's not too well-funded.
I take over the Swedish government and get their funds too.
Hey, wait, you dominated the Minecraft government! I vow to destroy you in retribution for your crimes.
I cecede the Minecraft government and take the Finnish government instead.
I'm fine with that, although I'll give you IKEA in exchange for the Santa Claus Village.
Deal! I give you a gingerbread house as well.
One of those little ones?
Big one
Oh, good. Didn't want you to short me a couple hundred cubic feet of gingerbread *munches*
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Wes (he/him): 14 y/o bisected bisexual + general f*ckup To know is to know nothing. Byddai'n well gen i garu pawb yn y byd na chasáu un |------extended sig------|
Obviously this dog Theef is listening in on our conversation and just now chose to stole chocolate to throw us off!
But how would a dog hold or carry all the potatoes he or she or they steals at one time?
(Hmmm, I guess I'll have to reveal some information...)
How would any possible candidate for Theef be able to do so? See, I've been developing a theory for quite some time now. It entails that Theef has some sort of pocket dimension or semi plane to store all their stolen potatoes in, and that's how nobody's noticed a comedically large pile of all the potatoes in the world.
I start a high-tech government project designed to discover a way to enter this demiplane (so I can steal all the potatoes, of course!). Sadly, I'm with the Fijian government since no one else would let me keep some potatoes, so, uh...sadly it's not too well-funded.
I take over the Swedish government and get their funds too.
Hey, wait, you dominated the Minecraft government! I vow to destroy you in retribution for your crimes.
I cecede the Minecraft government and take the Finnish government instead.
I'm fine with that, although I'll give you IKEA in exchange for the Santa Claus Village.
Deal! I give you a gingerbread house as well.
One of those little ones?
Big one
Oh, good. Didn't want you to short me a couple hundred cubic feet of gingerbread *munches*
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Obviously this dog Theef is listening in on our conversation and just now chose to stole chocolate to throw us off!
But how would a dog hold or carry all the potatoes he or she or they steals at one time?
(Hmmm, I guess I'll have to reveal some information...)
How would any possible candidate for Theef be able to do so? See, I've been developing a theory for quite some time now. It entails that Theef has some sort of pocket dimension or semi plane to store all their stolen potatoes in, and that's how nobody's noticed a comedically large pile of all the potatoes in the world.
I start a high-tech government project designed to discover a way to enter this demiplane (so I can steal all the potatoes, of course!). Sadly, I'm with the Fijian government since no one else would let me keep some potatoes, so, uh...sadly it's not too well-funded.
I take over the Swedish government and get their funds too.
Hey, wait, you dominated the Minecraft government! I vow to destroy you in retribution for your crimes.
I cecede the Minecraft government and take the Finnish government instead.
I'm fine with that, although I'll give you IKEA in exchange for the Santa Claus Village.
Deal! I give you a gingerbread house as well.
One of those little ones?
Big one
Oh, good. Didn't want you to short me a couple hundred cubic feet of gingerbread *munches*
It was a giant one, the size of an actual house.
*mmf*
I take over Iceland for their hot springs and begin to experiment growing potatoes in there...because Theef will stop to enjoy themself there and I'll catch them!
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Wes (he/him): 14 y/o bisected bisexual + general f*ckup To know is to know nothing. Byddai'n well gen i garu pawb yn y byd na chasáu un |------extended sig------|
Obviously this dog Theef is listening in on our conversation and just now chose to stole chocolate to throw us off!
But how would a dog hold or carry all the potatoes he or she or they steals at one time?
(Hmmm, I guess I'll have to reveal some information...)
How would any possible candidate for Theef be able to do so? See, I've been developing a theory for quite some time now. It entails that Theef has some sort of pocket dimension or semi plane to store all their stolen potatoes in, and that's how nobody's noticed a comedically large pile of all the potatoes in the world.
I start a high-tech government project designed to discover a way to enter this demiplane (so I can steal all the potatoes, of course!). Sadly, I'm with the Fijian government since no one else would let me keep some potatoes, so, uh...sadly it's not too well-funded.
I take over the Swedish government and get their funds too.
Hey, wait, you dominated the Minecraft government! I vow to destroy you in retribution for your crimes.
I cecede the Minecraft government and take the Finnish government instead.
I'm fine with that, although I'll give you IKEA in exchange for the Santa Claus Village.
Deal! I give you a gingerbread house as well.
One of those little ones?
Big one
Oh, good. Didn't want you to short me a couple hundred cubic feet of gingerbread *munches*
It was a giant one, the size of an actual house.
*mmf*
I take over Iceland for their hot springs and begin to experiment growing potatoes in there...because Theef will stop to enjoy themself there and I'll catch them!
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Wes (he/him): 14 y/o bisected bisexual + general f*ckup To know is to know nothing. Byddai'n well gen i garu pawb yn y byd na chasáu un |------extended sig------|
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
As the potato flies through the air in your hand, it suddenly disappears.
I cackle Grinch-like at my base, since I NOW HAVE POTATOES!
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Wes (he/him): 14 y/o bisected bisexual + general f*ckup To know is to know nothing. Byddai'n well gen i garu pawb yn y byd na chasáu un |------extended sig------|
Wes (he/him): 14 y/o bisected bisexual + general f*ckup To know is to know nothing. Byddai'n well gen i garu pawb yn y byd na chasáu un |------extended sig------|
hello there! I have too many ideas. I am very impatient and I love splatoon and obssess over any minmax. I'm sorry if anything I post is unkind or offends you. I'm well aware that I am very weird and I like it that way! call me adam or atomic. check out the never ending arena for good combat! my mottos:
goal number 1: be funny in all ways possible
goal number 2: be nice in all ways possible
goal number 3: have as much fun in life as you can!
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I'm fine with that, although I'll give you IKEA in exchange for the Santa Claus Village.
Wes (he/him): 14 y/o bisected bisexual + general f*ckup
To know is to know nothing.
Byddai'n well gen i garu pawb yn y byd na chasáu un
|------extended sig------|
Deal! I give you a gingerbread house as well.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!One of those little ones?
Wes (he/him): 14 y/o bisected bisexual + general f*ckup
To know is to know nothing.
Byddai'n well gen i garu pawb yn y byd na chasáu un
|------extended sig------|
Big one
Oh, good. Didn't want you to short me a couple hundred cubic feet of gingerbread *munches*
Wes (he/him): 14 y/o bisected bisexual + general f*ckup
To know is to know nothing.
Byddai'n well gen i garu pawb yn y byd na chasáu un
|------extended sig------|
It was a giant one, the size of an actual house.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!*mmf*
I take over Iceland for their hot springs and begin to experiment growing potatoes in there...because Theef will stop to enjoy themself there and I'll catch them!
Wes (he/him): 14 y/o bisected bisexual + general f*ckup
To know is to know nothing.
Byddai'n well gen i garu pawb yn y byd na chasáu un
|------extended sig------|
Smart!
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!I eat a potato.
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
From where?
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!I eat a potato.
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
I point out that Tana is speaking like a broken record, as the saying goes!
Thus, using my amazing scientific powers, Tana must be gyrating as a two-dimensional disc! (I mean, come on. It's too obvious.)
I vow to find Tana's new form and speed up her spinning to make a weapon that can drive anyone mad with its endless gibbering!
Wait...gibbering? Gibber? I haven't seen Gibber in a while! Hmm...
Wes (he/him): 14 y/o bisected bisexual + general f*ckup
To know is to know nothing.
Byddai'n well gen i garu pawb yn y byd na chasáu un
|------extended sig------|
Oh yeah... wasn't he the one who suggested the dog?
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!I eat a potato
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
Objection! I think it was cloud that suggested the dog. I just provided evidence for the theory and I still think it's sound!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I eat a potato.
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
As the potato flies through the air in your hand, it suddenly disappears.
I cackle Grinch-like at my base, since I NOW HAVE POTATOES!
Wes (he/him): 14 y/o bisected bisexual + general f*ckup
To know is to know nothing.
Byddai'n well gen i garu pawb yn y byd na chasáu un
|------extended sig------|
As you gaze upon the potatoes you have obtained, there's a small flash of light and a note appears to your side.
"It says Theef on the ceiling"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Hey waitaminute it does?
I put a potato in my third secret hand just in case, then look up at the ceiling.
Wes (he/him): 14 y/o bisected bisexual + general f*ckup
To know is to know nothing.
Byddai'n well gen i garu pawb yn y byd na chasáu un
|------extended sig------|
you see me, holding a sack of potatoes.
hello there! I have too many ideas. I am very impatient and I love splatoon and obssess over any minmax. I'm sorry if anything I post is unkind or offends you. I'm well aware that I am very weird and I like it that way! call me adam or atomic. check out the never ending arena for good combat! my mottos:
goal number 1: be funny in all ways possible
goal number 2: be nice in all ways possible
goal number 3: have as much fun in life as you can!