A singular potato has been left on the doorstep to the Base Where Investigators Try to Capture and Identify the Mass Burglar Known As Theef (on another note, I have put up a flyer asking for better name ideas then the BWITtCaItMBKAT), along with a note saying "Hello, this is Theef. Take this potato with no malicious intent behind it." It's written on a typewriter so that there's no handwriting to be traced.
(Oh my package finally arrived! Took the mailing services a bit.)
I look through the video camera footage of the door. It shows someone placing it! I can’t tell who, though… but they have opposable thumbs, so Theef can’t be a dog!
A singular potato has been left on the doorstep to the Base Where Investigators Try to Capture and Identify the Mass Burglar Known As Theef (on another note, I have put up a flyer asking for better name ideas then the BWITtCaItMBKAT), along with a note saying "Hello, this is Theef. Take this potato with no malicious intent behind it." It's written on a typewriter so that there's no handwriting to be traced.
(Oh my package finally arrived! Took the mailing services a bit.)
I look through the video camera footage of the door. It shows someone placing it! I can’t tell who, though… but they have opposable thumbs, so Theef can’t be a dog!
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
A singular potato has been left on the doorstep to the Base Where Investigators Try to Capture and Identify the Mass Burglar Known As Theef (on another note, I have put up a flyer asking for better name ideas then the BWITtCaItMBKAT), along with a note saying "Hello, this is Theef. Take this potato with no malicious intent behind it." It's written on a typewriter so that there's no handwriting to be traced.
(Oh my package finally arrived! Took the mailing services a bit.)
I look through the video camera footage of the door. It shows someone placing it! I can’t tell who, though… but they have opposable thumbs, so Theef can’t be a dog!
Well no, that's just the mailman. We can't see who he is all that well because it was night and the light wasn't on, but you can tell by his big mustache and all the lights from the mail truck in the background.
Did you order a potato?
No. Theef did. And I'm not Theef, despite what you seem to think.
(Dang it! Link's catching onto me... Thankfully there's no digital or physical evidence of me ordering that potato...)
Anyways what do we do with this potato?
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Hello there! I have too many ideas. I am very impatient and I love splatoon and obssess over any minmax.I'm sorry if anything I post is unkind or offends you.I'm well aware that I am very weird and I like it that way! call me adam or atomic. check out the never ending arena for good combat! my mottos:
goal number 1: be funny in all ways possible
goal number 2: be nice in all ways possible
goal number 3: have as much fun in life as you can!
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
A singular potato has been left on the doorstep to the Base Where Investigators Try to Capture and Identify the Mass Burglar Known As Theef (on another note, I have put up a flyer asking for better name ideas then the BWITtCaItMBKAT), along with a note saying "Hello, this is Theef. Take this potato with no malicious intent behind it." It's written on a typewriter so that there's no handwriting to be traced.
(Oh my package finally arrived! Took the mailing services a bit.)
I look through the video camera footage of the door. It shows someone placing it! I can’t tell who, though… but they have opposable thumbs, so Theef can’t be a dog!
Well no, that's just the mailman. We can't see who he is all that well because it was night and the light wasn't on, but you can tell by his big mustache and all the lights from the mail truck in the background.
Did you order a potato?
No. Theef did. And I'm not Theef, despite what you seem to think.
(Dang it! Link's catching onto me... Thankfully there's no digital or physical evidence of me ordering that potato...)
Anyways what do we do with this potato?
I never said you were Theef. But… you just said Theef ordered a package. Earlier, you said you ordered a package. Ergo, you are Theef!
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
A singular potato has been left on the doorstep to the Base Where Investigators Try to Capture and Identify the Mass Burglar Known As Theef (on another note, I have put up a flyer asking for better name ideas then the BWITtCaItMBKAT), along with a note saying "Hello, this is Theef. Take this potato with no malicious intent behind it." It's written on a typewriter so that there's no handwriting to be traced.
(Oh my package finally arrived! Took the mailing services a bit.)
I look through the video camera footage of the door. It shows someone placing it! I can’t tell who, though… but they have opposable thumbs, so Theef can’t be a dog!
Well no, that's just the mailman. We can't see who he is all that well because it was night and the light wasn't on, but you can tell by his big mustache and all the lights from the mail truck in the background.
Did you order a potato?
No. Theef did. And I'm not Theef, despite what you seem to think.
(Dang it! Link's catching onto me... Thankfully there's no digital or physical evidence of me ordering that potato...)
Anyways what do we do with this potato?
I never said you were Theef. But… you just said Theef ordered a package. Earlier, you said you ordered a package. Ergo, you are Theef!
Are you accusing Gibber of being Theef? He was ordering headphones, for heavens' sake!
Wes (he/him): 14 y/o bisected bisexual + general f*ckup It's coming to a close, I guess I should know That I'm never gonna see you again In a place that sells vintage clothes |------extended sig------|
*Screams*
"Uh... uhgg... um... yum?"
*Passes out*
Extended Signature: Here
Fun thread I found: DDB Memes
I open the door, drag you inside, then close it.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!*Looks around*
"Well. This is admittedly the first time I've been kidnapped by a Kitsune that plays Zelda."
Extended Signature: Here
Fun thread I found: DDB Memes
I eat a potato.
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
No. Theef did. And I'm not Theef, despite what you seem to think.
(Dang it! Link's catching onto me... Thankfully there's no digital or physical evidence of me ordering that potato...)
Anyways what do we do with this potato?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
it's tana! she has potatoes!
Hello there! I have too many ideas. I am very impatient and I love splatoon and obssess over any minmax. I'm sorry if anything I post is unkind or offends you. I'm well aware that I am very weird and I like it that way! call me adam or atomic. check out the never ending arena for good combat! my mottos:
goal number 1: be funny in all ways possible
goal number 2: be nice in all ways possible
goal number 3: have as much fun in life as you can!
That's a good point!
Tana, where did you obtain all these potatoes from?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
“Thanks! Ummm… why were you stealing a potato?”
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!I never said you were Theef. But… you just said Theef ordered a package. Earlier, you said you ordered a package. Ergo, you are Theef!
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Èist ri Arirang aig BTS!HAHAHHAA
I eat another
Hello! Call me Tana
My pronouns are anything other than he/him
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
Are you accusing Gibber of being Theef? He was ordering headphones, for heavens' sake!
Wes (he/him): 14 y/o bisected bisexual + general f*ckup
It's coming to a close, I guess I should know
That I'm never gonna see you again
In a place that sells vintage clothes
|------extended sig------|
"I was hungy...
I mean, hungry."
Extended Signature: Here
Fun thread I found: DDB Memes