The thri-kreen mobilize for war against the heretical potassium deities. SODIUM SYNDICATE FOR LIFE!
Beware. I have also formed alliances with the god of magnesium in a way earlier post. I also can take away all of your potatoes. :)
WE DO NOT USE POTATOES, INFIDEL! I formulate a plan to achieve heaven and become god of radishes. First I need the metatarsal of a British vampire from the late 1800s.
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
The thri-kreen mobilize for war against the heretical potassium deities. SODIUM SYNDICATE FOR LIFE!
Beware. I have also formed alliances with the god of magnesium in a way earlier post. I also can take away all of your potatoes. :)
WE DO NOT USE POTATOES, INFIDEL! I formulate a plan to achieve heaven and become god of radishes. First I need the metatarsal of a British vampire from the late 1800s.
I remove blood tea and blood crumpets from the world's ecosystem, wiping out all British vampires.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I begin farming potassium foods. These ones specifically:
avocados, apples, oranges and bananas
spinach, kale and silverbeet
tomatoes, cucumbers, zucchini, eggplant and pumpkin
carrots, potatoes and sweet potatoes
I then distribute them to the people so everyone can learn the greatness of potassium.
I agree. Whoever is the potassium god must be very cool and perfectly sane.
Indeed!
*Keeps deadly secrets*
I take the secrets out of your mind since they're deadly. Your safety is out utmost priority.
I hand out my cucumber stores and sell them for completely reasonable prices.
People give you pieces of paper labeled with 'completely reasonable prices'.
I use them to advertise more cucumbers.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I begin farming potassium foods. These ones specifically:
avocados, apples, oranges and bananas
spinach, kale and silverbeet
tomatoes, cucumbers, zucchini, eggplant and pumpkin
carrots, potatoes and sweet potatoes
I then distribute them to the people so everyone can learn the greatness of potassium.
I agree. Whoever is the potassium god must be very cool and perfectly sane.
Indeed!
*Keeps deadly secrets*
I take the secrets out of your mind since they're deadly. Your safety is out utmost priority.
I hand out my cucumber stores and sell them for completely reasonable prices.
People give you pieces of paper labeled with 'completely reasonable prices'.
I use them to advertise more cucumbers.
You soon end up crashing the stock market of pieces of paper labeled with 'completely reasonable prices'.
I decide to advertise oranges instead, saying out loud that the prices of the oranges are completely reasonable.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I begin farming potassium foods. These ones specifically:
avocados, apples, oranges and bananas
spinach, kale and silverbeet
tomatoes, cucumbers, zucchini, eggplant and pumpkin
carrots, potatoes and sweet potatoes
I then distribute them to the people so everyone can learn the greatness of potassium.
I agree. Whoever is the potassium god must be very cool and perfectly sane.
Indeed!
*Keeps deadly secrets*
I take the secrets out of your mind since they're deadly. Your safety is out utmost priority.
I hand out my cucumber stores and sell them for completely reasonable prices.
People give you pieces of paper labeled with 'completely reasonable prices'.
I use them to advertise more cucumbers.
You soon end up crashing the stock market of pieces of paper labeled with 'completely reasonable prices'.
I decide to advertise oranges instead, saying out loud that the prices of the oranges are completely reasonable.
People wonder why you say 'out loud' before you said the rest, and conspiracy theorists begin analyzing it to find the secrets of life.
I say that i said it because i needed to specify that i was saying it loudly and out loud.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
The thri-kreen mobilize for war against the heretical potassium deities. SODIUM SYNDICATE FOR LIFE!
Beware. I have also formed alliances with the god of magnesium in a way earlier post. I also can take away all of your potatoes. :)
WE DO NOT USE POTATOES, INFIDEL! I formulate a plan to achieve heaven and become god of radishes. First I need the metatarsal of a British vampire from the late 1800s.
I remove blood tea and blood crumpets from the world's ecosystem, wiping out all British vampires.
But since the vampire I need is dead, I can more easily retrieve his bones. I use a phylactery to steal the souls of 36 sinners, preferably from a prison in Florida.
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
I begin farming potassium foods. These ones specifically:
avocados, apples, oranges and bananas
spinach, kale and silverbeet
tomatoes, cucumbers, zucchini, eggplant and pumpkin
carrots, potatoes and sweet potatoes
I then distribute them to the people so everyone can learn the greatness of potassium.
I agree. Whoever is the potassium god must be very cool and perfectly sane.
Indeed!
*Keeps deadly secrets*
I take the secrets out of your mind since they're deadly. Your safety is out utmost priority.
I hand out my cucumber stores and sell them for completely reasonable prices.
People give you pieces of paper labeled with 'completely reasonable prices'.
I use them to advertise more cucumbers.
You soon end up crashing the stock market of pieces of paper labeled with 'completely reasonable prices'.
I decide to advertise oranges instead, saying out loud that the prices of the oranges are completely reasonable.
People wonder why you say 'out loud' before you said the rest, and conspiracy theorists begin analyzing it to find the secrets of life.
I say that i said it because i needed to specify that i was saying it loudly and out loud.
It's too late. They found the secret. 42!!!!!!!
I carefully change the code so it shows up as the word Forteatwo. Rearrange that and it becomes TeaForTwo. They'll never know }:-)
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I BUILD A GIANT CANDY STORE AND HAVE A 75% OFF SALE
I buy all your Dots, melt them into smaller, more affordable gumdrops, and sell them at a price that seems better but due to the size of the candies it costs more overall to buy a good amount of candy. CAPITALISM
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Finally...the mushroom God awakens again, I look around and plop a unique mushroom on the ground. AND NOW...I...Yell at Gibber...he's using the soil...THE GROUND! Which is my domain...He has to pay me spacebucks for rent.
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Back Once more. Stand Proud Brothers, Till the Sky May Fall and Until the Sun Darks out. Let us ring the Drums of Liberation!
O' Great One, I pledge my Blade to you.
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Beware. I have also formed alliances with the god of magnesium in a way earlier post. I also can take away all of your potatoes. :)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I go back to my job of being an Archfey and making giant soul eating otter robots while I’m waiting for Mariah Carey to defrost.
I turn one of the otter robots into a weasel robot.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
WE DO NOT USE POTATOES, INFIDEL! I formulate a plan to achieve heaven and become god of radishes. First I need the metatarsal of a British vampire from the late 1800s.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
I remove blood tea and blood crumpets from the world's ecosystem, wiping out all British vampires.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I use them to advertise more cucumbers.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
You soon end up crashing the stock market of pieces of paper labeled with 'completely reasonable prices'.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I decide to advertise oranges instead, saying out loud that the prices of the oranges are completely reasonable.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
People wonder why you say 'out loud' before you said the rest, and conspiracy theorists begin analyzing it to find the secrets of life.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I say that i said it because i needed to specify that i was saying it loudly and out loud.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
But since the vampire I need is dead, I can more easily retrieve his bones. I use a phylactery to steal the souls of 36 sinners, preferably from a prison in Florida.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
It's too late. They found the secret. 42!!!!!!!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I BUILD A GIANT CANDY STORE AND HAVE A 75% OFF SALE
I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
You almost immediately run out of candy. Your reports state that candy-flavored candy was the most popular flavor of candy.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I carefully change the code so it shows up as the word Forteatwo. Rearrange that and it becomes TeaForTwo. They'll never know }:-)
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
I buy all your Dots, melt them into smaller, more affordable gumdrops, and sell them at a price that seems better but due to the size of the candies it costs more overall to buy a good amount of candy. CAPITALISM
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
They know.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
TAVROS DETECTED
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
I sell the candy shop
I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
Finally...the mushroom God awakens again, I look around and plop a unique mushroom on the ground. AND NOW...I...Yell at Gibber...he's using the soil...THE GROUND! Which is my domain...He has to pay me spacebucks for rent.
Back Once more. Stand Proud Brothers, Till the Sky May Fall and Until the Sun Darks out. Let us ring the Drums of Liberation!
O' Great One, I pledge my Blade to you.