I have finally gathered the necessary souls and combine them with the bone to form an odd plant-like creature. The ritual is underway. Soon I shall be a god.
I feed the plant-like creature a banana filled with potassium, disrupting the ritual.
I leech the calcium out of the bone and transmute it to a radioactive isotope of strontium (which, like calcium, goes straight to your bones), form it into a bullet, and fire the bullet at Jonah.
3814 to hit and 25903 necrotic damage.
I have a Focus Sash and survive on 1HP! I utter the second phrase! “カブト虫”
You forgot the Con Save.
Noooo19
I give you potassium deficiency, and that means disadvantage on Constitution Saving Throws! (And basically every other one, but Con especially!)
if you have potassium deficiency irl and don't treat it, then you straight up die.
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
I have finally gathered the necessary souls and combine them with the bone to form an odd plant-like creature. The ritual is underway. Soon I shall be a god.
I feed the plant-like creature a banana filled with potassium, disrupting the ritual.
I leech the calcium out of the bone and transmute it to a radioactive isotope of strontium (which, like calcium, goes straight to your bones), form it into a bullet, and fire the bullet at Jonah.
3814 to hit and 25903 necrotic damage.
I have a Focus Sash and survive on 1HP! I utter the second phrase! “カブト虫”
I have finally gathered the necessary souls and combine them with the bone to form an odd plant-like creature. The ritual is underway. Soon I shall be a god.
I feed the plant-like creature a banana filled with potassium, disrupting the ritual.
I leech the calcium out of the bone and transmute it to a radioactive isotope of strontium (which, like calcium, goes straight to your bones), form it into a bullet, and fire the bullet at Jonah.
3814 to hit and 25903 necrotic damage.
I have a Focus Sash and survive on 1HP! I utter the second phrase! “カブト虫”
I have finally gathered the necessary souls and combine them with the bone to form an odd plant-like creature. The ritual is underway. Soon I shall be a god.
I feed the plant-like creature a banana filled with potassium, disrupting the ritual.
I leech the calcium out of the bone and transmute it to a radioactive isotope of strontium (which, like calcium, goes straight to your bones), form it into a bullet, and fire the bullet at Jonah.
3814 to hit and 25903 necrotic damage.
I have a Focus Sash and survive on 1HP! I utter the second phrase! “カブト虫”
I determine that the specified infinity is the infinity between 0 and 1, making this a cantrip. No effect.
And I determine that you are wrong, it's the ∞ of the endlessness of space. So it's somewhere between 3,746,372,829,282,737,473 and 56,373,946,638,282,736,373,827,373,736,363,636,373,739,866
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
I have finally gathered the necessary souls and combine them with the bone to form an odd plant-like creature. The ritual is underway. Soon I shall be a god.
I feed the plant-like creature a banana filled with potassium, disrupting the ritual.
I leech the calcium out of the bone and transmute it to a radioactive isotope of strontium (which, like calcium, goes straight to your bones), form it into a bullet, and fire the bullet at Jonah.
3814 to hit and 25903 necrotic damage.
I have a Focus Sash and survive on 1HP! I utter the second phrase! “カブト虫”
I determine that the specified infinity is the infinity between 0 and 1, making this a cantrip. No effect.
And I determine that you are wrong, it's the ∞ of the endlessness of space. So it's somewhere between 3,746,372,829,282,737,473 and 56,373,946,638,282,736,373,827,373,736,363,636,373,739,866
I move to Utah.
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
I’m thriving in Utah, working for a pizza place at night and making plenty of money to sustain myself.
I send down an asteroid with a 1434 mile radius, centered on my grandpa's farm (I don't like him), at 58170 miles per second, which completely destroys the Earth.
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
I’m thriving in Utah, working for a pizza place at night and making plenty of money to sustain myself.
I send down an asteroid with a 1752 mile radius, centered on my grandpa's farm (I don't like him), at 56509 miles per second, which completely destroys the Earth.
I dislodge Utah just in time, and the impact sends Utah into the Astral Plane, creating a Wildspace system. Utahspace, population: like 2.5 million.
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
I’m thriving in Utah, working for a pizza place at night and making plenty of money to sustain myself.
I send down an asteroid with a 1752 mile radius, centered on my grandpa's farm (I don't like him), at 56509 miles per second, which completely destroys the Earth.
I dislodge Utah just in time, and the impact sends Utah into the Astral Plane, creating a Wildspace system. Utahspace, population: like 2.5 million.
I planeshift there and cast ∞ level Banishment on Utahspace.
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
I’m thriving in Utah, working for a pizza place at night and making plenty of money to sustain myself.
I send down an asteroid with a 1752 mile radius, centered on my grandpa's farm (I don't like him), at 56509 miles per second, which completely destroys the Earth.
I dislodge Utah just in time, and the impact sends Utah into the Astral Plane, creating a Wildspace system. Utahspace, population: like 2.5 million.
I planeshift there and cast ∞ level Banishment on Utahspace.
...returning it to where Earth used to be. Utah is the only remains of the planet now.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I’m thriving in Utah, working for a pizza place at night and making plenty of money to sustain myself.
I send down an asteroid with a 1752 mile radius, centered on my grandpa's farm (I don't like him), at 56509 miles per second, which completely destroys the Earth.
I dislodge Utah just in time, and the impact sends Utah into the Astral Plane, creating a Wildspace system. Utahspace, population: like 2.5 million.
I planeshift there and cast ∞ level Banishment on Utahspace.
I shepherd all the Utahans through the arches in Arches National Park into the Feywild and engage the HOLY RAVE OF SARDIOR
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
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if you have potassium deficiency irl and don't treat it, then you straight up die.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
I cast ∞ level counterspell on it.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
I now vanish again to eat lunch.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Pathetic. I can eat and post at the same time.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
I determine that the specified infinity is the infinity between 0 and 1, making this a cantrip. No effect.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
And I determine that you are wrong, it's the ∞ of the endlessness of space. So it's somewhere between 3,746,372,829,282,737,473 and 56,373,946,638,282,736,373,827,373,736,363,636,373,739,866
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
I move to Utah.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
I return from lunch.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I’m thriving in Utah, working for a pizza place at night and making plenty of money to sustain myself.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
I add 29 different taxes to the pizza place.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I send down an asteroid with a 1434 mile radius, centered on my grandpa's farm (I don't like him), at 58170 miles per second, which completely destroys the Earth.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
You miss
My name’s Gradius, this is my second account :P I love Hollow Knight and I have been on ddb for a while. Come rp with me anytime! It is my purpose. My title that was given to me by Drummer is…SPIRIT OF THE WEST, GUARDIAN OF THE HOLLOWS.
No cost too great. No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void.
TRON LIVES
Nope. The Earth needs to make a Dex save (-10) with disadvantage.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
-2
I give Earth my blessing, adding Unable to parse dice roll. to the save.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I dislodge Utah just in time, and the impact sends Utah into the Astral Plane, creating a Wildspace system. Utahspace, population: like 2.5 million.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Dex Save for Earth: 4
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Reroll the bonus cause it glitched...
Unable to parse dice roll.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I planeshift there and cast ∞ level Banishment on Utahspace.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
...returning it to where Earth used to be. Utah is the only remains of the planet now.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I shepherd all the Utahans through the arches in Arches National Park into the Feywild and engage the HOLY RAVE OF SARDIOR
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.