Suddenly, the Swamp Monster sprints through Jack727’s farm, pursued by Godzilla. Half of the farm is now destroyed.

I begin constructing a laser of DOOM.

Summary:

Swamp Monster and Godzilla have destroyed Jack’s farm.

Halfast is god of potatoes and has a shielded fourth wall fence house.

I am working on a laser of DOOM to kill Godzilla and the Swamp Monster.

I start working on a time machine

I explode Pandemonium with regular kitten powers.

I finish my time machine

I expand my influence to become the god of farming and declare that Jack must pay me monthly tribute of a potato.

I hand over all my potatoes to Half. Then I color Zenlos's time machine purple.

I accept the potatoes and give Cyno a metal stick.

I smack all nearby Abyssal Chickens with my metal stick. Then I resurrect them in my service to create an army.

I make a lot of pizza and have a pizza party.

I go to an Ariana Grande concert and it makes me like really happy. (Did you hear she got married?) Then I go home and chill out all weekend and hang out on DDB off and on. Except not rn cause I gotta go.

I steal all Half’s potatoes

Speedy Tabaxi hits an invisible wall around my potato storage.

I unleash my godly kitten powers to warp reality and pass Half’s wall and steal his potatoes

I point out SpeedyTabaxi's typo, sending them flying through a wall in a house owned by someone named Helf.

I use my time machine to travel back in time.I then make it so Halfastbracegirdle never posted saying they would become the god of potatoes.

Zenlos finds that time is a potato as I catapult them into the cracks between moments.

I make a pizza army and attack every food that is not pizza... hehehe

I prove that pizza is salad and that potatoes are salad, and that therefore, Bree's pizza crusade cannot harm me or my potatoes.

I plant potatoes for half’s tribute and pray for protection.

I bestow sentience on Half's potatoes and donate half of my Abyssal Chicken army.