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#4295 Apr 29, 2026
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How to grow a potato

by: sturgias sturgeon

strp 1: take a potato

tep 2: put it in dirt

step 3: water dirt, wait for 45 fays

step 4: take potatoes, repeatz

Wait but I don't have any potatoes

I thought you could make me new potatoes

*locks you back up in jail*

Waitwaitwaotwait there is a way to “create” a potato. I’ll just need more souls.

Oh uhh okay sure

*grants you top-secret access to my soul farm*

ooooo if you give me access to your soul farm(i need many souls to put in my soul jar) ill give you tater growing rights in my personal dimension

Deal but you have to wait a sec while we ramp up production

Sturgeon was eating all of them

I send your potatoes to mustafar

You have to get to my potatoes first

That means getting past the penguin strike force I stole from Sturgeon

I tame the penguins with fish, than steal the potatos. I help plant more.

The penguins are too elite for that! (believe me, I tried).

I give my penguins lightsabers (yes, lightsabers) and tell them to Jedi you into next week.

I give them sith training

Uh…

Fine, I take out my Ultra-Hyper-Giga-Flamethrower 3000.

I use a minecraft water bucket to be immune to fire!

I change the dial and blast you with water accelerated to c (671 million mph btw)

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You practice your mannerisms into the wall
If this mirror were clearer, I'd be standing so tall
I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
I was observing the birds (circle in for the kill)
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Is minic a bhíonn na réaltaí is gile maolaithe ag a lonrú féin.
#4296 Apr 29, 2026
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How to grow a potato

by: sturgias sturgeon

strp 1: take a potato

tep 2: put it in dirt

step 3: water dirt, wait for 45 fays

step 4: take potatoes, repeatz

Wait but I don't have any potatoes

I thought you could make me new potatoes

*locks you back up in jail*

Waitwaitwaotwait there is a way to “create” a potato. I’ll just need more souls.

Oh uhh okay sure

*grants you top-secret access to my soul farm*

ooooo if you give me access to your soul farm(i need many souls to put in my soul jar) ill give you tater growing rights in my personal dimension

Deal but you have to wait a sec while we ramp up production

Sturgeon was eating all of them

I send your potatoes to mustafar

You have to get to my potatoes first

That means getting past the penguin strike force I stole from Sturgeon

I tame the penguins with fish, than steal the potatos. I help plant more.

The penguins are too elite for that! (believe me, I tried).

I give my penguins lightsabers (yes, lightsabers) and tell them to Jedi you into next week.

I give them sith training

Uh…

Fine, I take out my Ultra-Hyper-Giga-Flamethrower 3000.

I use a minecraft water bucket to be immune to fire!

I change the dial and blast you with water accelerated to c (671 million mph btw)

I place 2 obsidian blocks! (I am steve!)

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hello there! I have too many ideas. I love splatoon and obssess over any minmax. I'm sorry if anything I post is unkind or offends you. I'm well aware that I am very weird and I like it that way! call me adam or atomic. my mottos:

goal number 1: be funny in all ways possible

goal number 2: be nice in all ways possible

goal number 3: have as much fun in life as you can!
#4297 Apr 29, 2026
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How to grow a potato

by: sturgias sturgeon

strp 1: take a potato

tep 2: put it in dirt

step 3: water dirt, wait for 45 fays

step 4: take potatoes, repeatz

Wait but I don't have any potatoes

I thought you could make me new potatoes

*locks you back up in jail*

Waitwaitwaotwait there is a way to “create” a potato. I’ll just need more souls.

Oh uhh okay sure

*grants you top-secret access to my soul farm*

ooooo if you give me access to your soul farm(i need many souls to put in my soul jar) ill give you tater growing rights in my personal dimension

Deal but you have to wait a sec while we ramp up production

Sturgeon was eating all of them

I send your potatoes to mustafar

You have to get to my potatoes first

That means getting past the penguin strike force I stole from Sturgeon

I tame the penguins with fish, than steal the potatos. I help plant more.

The penguins are too elite for that! (believe me, I tried).

I give my penguins lightsabers (yes, lightsabers) and tell them to Jedi you into next week.

I give them sith training

Uh…

Fine, I take out my Ultra-Hyper-Giga-Flamethrower 3000.

I use a minecraft water bucket to be immune to fire!

I change the dial and blast you with water accelerated to c (671 million mph btw)

I place 2 obsidian blocks! (I am steve!)

I shoot you with a laser gun

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Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:

Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him

Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!

I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!

Èist ri cuairtean na grèine!
#4298 Apr 29, 2026
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How to grow a potato

by: sturgias sturgeon

strp 1: take a potato

tep 2: put it in dirt

step 3: water dirt, wait for 45 fays

step 4: take potatoes, repeatz

Wait but I don't have any potatoes

I thought you could make me new potatoes

*locks you back up in jail*

Waitwaitwaotwait there is a way to “create” a potato. I’ll just need more souls.

Oh uhh okay sure

*grants you top-secret access to my soul farm*

ooooo if you give me access to your soul farm(i need many souls to put in my soul jar) ill give you tater growing rights in my personal dimension

Deal but you have to wait a sec while we ramp up production

Sturgeon was eating all of them

I send your potatoes to mustafar

You have to get to my potatoes first

That means getting past the penguin strike force I stole from Sturgeon

I tame the penguins with fish, than steal the potatos. I help plant more.

The penguins are too elite for that! (believe me, I tried).

I give my penguins lightsabers (yes, lightsabers) and tell them to Jedi you into next week.

I give them sith training

Uh…

Fine, I take out my Ultra-Hyper-Giga-Flamethrower 3000.

I use a minecraft water bucket to be immune to fire!

I change the dial and blast you with water accelerated to c (671 million mph btw)

I place 2 obsidian blocks! (I am steve!)

I shoot you with a laser gun

I proclaim that this is my fight and blast you with water at c. Assuming you're about 50 ft. away, you're blasted in 50 nanoseconds (50 billionths of a second).

You can maybe begin to think about doing something before you get a hole shot through you.

And Adam, I taunt you to make you re-enter your midlife crisis (since you're Steve!)

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You practice your mannerisms into the wall
If this mirror were clearer, I'd be standing so tall
I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
I was observing the birds (circle in for the kill)
|------extended sig------|
Is minic a bhíonn na réaltaí is gile maolaithe ag a lonrú féin.
#4299 Apr 29, 2026
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hows the soul production coming?

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Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]

Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...

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