Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I kidnap Sturgeon from Wes, lock him in a soundproof inaccessible opaque unscryable etc. room where nobody else can eavesdrop on the conversation no matter what, and begin to interrogate him on how he stole potatoes as Theef.
"This is for research purposes, nobody can hear into this room so we can't use anything we say against each other."
I kidnap Sturgeon from Wes, lock him in a soundproof inaccessible opaque unscryable etc. room where nobody else can eavesdrop on the conversation no matter what, and begin to interrogate him on how he stole potatoes as Theef.
"This is for research purposes, nobody can hear into this room so we can't use anything we say against each other."
I shoot the room with my Death Star laser
Yo I didn't let you steal my Death Star!
I blow up your Death Star and then shoot at whatever you were shooting at to ruin your fun.
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Bisected bisexual + general f*ckup PM me if you want to talk, I'm often online. Is minic a bhíonn na réaltaí is gile maolaithe ag a lonrú féin. |------extended sig------|
Waitwaitwaotwait there is a way to “create” a potato. I’ll just need more souls.
Oh uhh okay sure
*grants you top-secret access to my soul farm*
ooooo if you give me access to your soul farm(i need many souls to put in my soul jar) ill give you tater growing rights in my personal dimension
Deal but you have to wait a sec while we ramp up production
Sturgeon was eating all of them
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Bisected bisexual + general f*ckup PM me if you want to talk, I'm often online. Is minic a bhíonn na réaltaí is gile maolaithe ag a lonrú féin. |------extended sig------|
hello there! I have too many ideas. I love splatoon and obssess over any minmax. I'm sorry if anything I post is unkind or offends you. I'm well aware that I am very weird and I like it that way! call me adam or atomic. my mottos:
goal number 1: be funny in all ways possible
goal number 2: be nice in all ways possible
goal number 3: have as much fun in life as you can!
hello there! I have too many ideas. I love splatoon and obssess over any minmax. I'm sorry if anything I post is unkind or offends you. I'm well aware that I am very weird and I like it that way! call me adam or atomic. my mottos:
goal number 1: be funny in all ways possible
goal number 2: be nice in all ways possible
goal number 3: have as much fun in life as you can!
my dictator is bored, he hiers wes and sturgon to entertain him.
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hello there! I have too many ideas. I love splatoon and obssess over any minmax. I'm sorry if anything I post is unkind or offends you. I'm well aware that I am very weird and I like it that way! call me adam or atomic. my mottos:
goal number 1: be funny in all ways possible
goal number 2: be nice in all ways possible
goal number 3: have as much fun in life as you can!
they havn't entertained him, so the dictator kills both of them with thier potatos. he eats the potato and enjoys it very much.
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hello there! I have too many ideas. I love splatoon and obssess over any minmax. I'm sorry if anything I post is unkind or offends you. I'm well aware that I am very weird and I like it that way! call me adam or atomic. my mottos:
goal number 1: be funny in all ways possible
goal number 2: be nice in all ways possible
goal number 3: have as much fun in life as you can!
Waitwaitwaotwait there is a way to “create” a potato. I’ll just need more souls.
Oh uhh okay sure
*grants you top-secret access to my soul farm*
ooooo if you give me access to your soul farm(i need many souls to put in my soul jar) ill give you tater growing rights in my personal dimension
Deal but you have to wait a sec while we ramp up production
Sturgeon was eating all of them
I send your potatoes to mustafar
You have to get to my potatoes first
That means getting past the penguin strike force I stole from Sturgeon
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Bisected bisexual + general f*ckup PM me if you want to talk, I'm often online. Is minic a bhíonn na réaltaí is gile maolaithe ag a lonrú féin. |------extended sig------|
Waitwaitwaotwait there is a way to “create” a potato. I’ll just need more souls.
Oh uhh okay sure
*grants you top-secret access to my soul farm*
ooooo if you give me access to your soul farm(i need many souls to put in my soul jar) ill give you tater growing rights in my personal dimension
Deal but you have to wait a sec while we ramp up production
Sturgeon was eating all of them
I send your potatoes to mustafar
You have to get to my potatoes first
That means getting past the penguin strike force I stole from Sturgeon
I tame the penguins with fish, than steal the potatos. I help plant more.
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hello there! I have too many ideas. I love splatoon and obssess over any minmax. I'm sorry if anything I post is unkind or offends you. I'm well aware that I am very weird and I like it that way! call me adam or atomic. my mottos:
goal number 1: be funny in all ways possible
goal number 2: be nice in all ways possible
goal number 3: have as much fun in life as you can!
Waitwaitwaotwait there is a way to “create” a potato. I’ll just need more souls.
Oh uhh okay sure
*grants you top-secret access to my soul farm*
ooooo if you give me access to your soul farm(i need many souls to put in my soul jar) ill give you tater growing rights in my personal dimension
Deal but you have to wait a sec while we ramp up production
Sturgeon was eating all of them
I send your potatoes to mustafar
You have to get to my potatoes first
That means getting past the penguin strike force I stole from Sturgeon
I tame the penguins with fish, than steal the potatos. I help plant more.
The penguins are too elite for that! (believe me, I tried).
I give my penguins lightsabers (yes, lightsabers) and tell them to Jedi you into next week.
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Bisected bisexual + general f*ckup PM me if you want to talk, I'm often online. Is minic a bhíonn na réaltaí is gile maolaithe ag a lonrú féin. |------extended sig------|
Waitwaitwaotwait there is a way to “create” a potato. I’ll just need more souls.
Oh uhh okay sure
*grants you top-secret access to my soul farm*
ooooo if you give me access to your soul farm(i need many souls to put in my soul jar) ill give you tater growing rights in my personal dimension
Deal but you have to wait a sec while we ramp up production
Sturgeon was eating all of them
I send your potatoes to mustafar
You have to get to my potatoes first
That means getting past the penguin strike force I stole from Sturgeon
I tame the penguins with fish, than steal the potatos. I help plant more.
The penguins are too elite for that! (believe me, I tried).
I give my penguins lightsabers (yes, lightsabers) and tell them to Jedi you into next week.
I give them sith training
Uh…
Fine, I take out my Ultra-Hyper-Giga-Flamethrower 3000.
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Bisected bisexual + general f*ckup PM me if you want to talk, I'm often online. Is minic a bhíonn na réaltaí is gile maolaithe ag a lonrú féin. |------extended sig------|
Waitwaitwaotwait there is a way to “create” a potato. I’ll just need more souls.
Oh uhh okay sure
*grants you top-secret access to my soul farm*
ooooo if you give me access to your soul farm(i need many souls to put in my soul jar) ill give you tater growing rights in my personal dimension
Deal but you have to wait a sec while we ramp up production
Sturgeon was eating all of them
I send your potatoes to mustafar
With the essence of at least a quadrillion pig souls, I can compress them and alchemize them into a singular, real potato.
Well…uh…there aren’t enough pigs on Earth….
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Bisected bisexual + general f*ckup PM me if you want to talk, I'm often online. Is minic a bhíonn na réaltaí is gile maolaithe ag a lonrú féin. |------extended sig------|
Waitwaitwaotwait there is a way to “create” a potato. I’ll just need more souls.
Oh uhh okay sure
*grants you top-secret access to my soul farm*
ooooo if you give me access to your soul farm(i need many souls to put in my soul jar) ill give you tater growing rights in my personal dimension
Deal but you have to wait a sec while we ramp up production
Sturgeon was eating all of them
I send your potatoes to mustafar
You have to get to my potatoes first
That means getting past the penguin strike force I stole from Sturgeon
I tame the penguins with fish, than steal the potatos. I help plant more.
The penguins are too elite for that! (believe me, I tried).
I give my penguins lightsabers (yes, lightsabers) and tell them to Jedi you into next week.
I give them sith training
Uh…
Fine, I take out my Ultra-Hyper-Giga-Flamethrower 3000.
I use a minecraft water bucket to be immune to fire!
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hello there! I have too many ideas. I love splatoon and obssess over any minmax. I'm sorry if anything I post is unkind or offends you. I'm well aware that I am very weird and I like it that way! call me adam or atomic. my mottos:
goal number 1: be funny in all ways possible
goal number 2: be nice in all ways possible
goal number 3: have as much fun in life as you can!
I kidnap Sturgeon from Wes, lock him in a soundproof inaccessible opaque unscryable etc. room where nobody else can eavesdrop on the conversation no matter what, and begin to interrogate him on how he stole potatoes as Theef.
"This is for research purposes, nobody can hear into this room so we can't use anything we say against each other."
I kidnap Sturgeon from Wes, lock him in a soundproof inaccessible opaque unscryable etc. room where nobody else can eavesdrop on the conversation no matter what, and begin to interrogate him on how he stole potatoes as Theef.
"This is for research purposes, nobody can hear into this room so we can't use anything we say against each other."
I shoot the room with my Death Star laser
Yo I didn't let you steal my Death Star!
I blow up your Death Star and then shoot at whatever you were shooting at to ruin your fun.
Ah, but it's deep underground and incapable of being found! I then realize my accidental rhyme.
"Sturgeon I just saved us from being obliterated by lasers with my fire bars. I think that's enough, now tell me how you steal stuff"
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I obliterate all of them.
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Èist ri cuairtean na grèine!I summon all of Valhalla to attack you
Yo I didn't let you steal my Death Star!
I blow up your Death Star and then shoot at whatever you were shooting at to ruin your fun.
Bisected bisexual + general f*ckup
PM me if you want to talk, I'm often online.
Is minic a bhíonn na réaltaí is gile maolaithe ag a lonrú féin.
|------extended sig------|
Deal but you have to wait a sec while we ramp up production
Sturgeon was eating all of them
Bisected bisexual + general f*ckup
PM me if you want to talk, I'm often online.
Is minic a bhíonn na réaltaí is gile maolaithe ag a lonrú féin.
|------extended sig------|
I send your potatoes to mustafar
I build a city and rule it like a dictator!
hello there! I have too many ideas. I love splatoon and obssess over any minmax. I'm sorry if anything I post is unkind or offends you. I'm well aware that I am very weird and I like it that way! call me adam or atomic. my mottos:
goal number 1: be funny in all ways possible
goal number 2: be nice in all ways possible
goal number 3: have as much fun in life as you can!
I lead a rebellion
I crush your puny rebels.
hello there! I have too many ideas. I love splatoon and obssess over any minmax. I'm sorry if anything I post is unkind or offends you. I'm well aware that I am very weird and I like it that way! call me adam or atomic. my mottos:
goal number 1: be funny in all ways possible
goal number 2: be nice in all ways possible
goal number 3: have as much fun in life as you can!
With the essence of at least a quadrillion pig souls, I can compress them and alchemize them into a singular, real potato.
I am the Sturgeon Man, AKA Sturgeon Dan.
With my Sturgeon Band, we’ll conquer the Sturgeon Land!
With my Sturgeon Bars, and m’ boy Bruno Mars,
The Sturgeon Dudes will send you Sturgeon [REDACTED]!
my dictator is bored, he hiers wes and sturgon to entertain him.
hello there! I have too many ideas. I love splatoon and obssess over any minmax. I'm sorry if anything I post is unkind or offends you. I'm well aware that I am very weird and I like it that way! call me adam or atomic. my mottos:
goal number 1: be funny in all ways possible
goal number 2: be nice in all ways possible
goal number 3: have as much fun in life as you can!
Ok
they havn't entertained him, so the dictator kills both of them with thier potatos. he eats the potato and enjoys it very much.
hello there! I have too many ideas. I love splatoon and obssess over any minmax. I'm sorry if anything I post is unkind or offends you. I'm well aware that I am very weird and I like it that way! call me adam or atomic. my mottos:
goal number 1: be funny in all ways possible
goal number 2: be nice in all ways possible
goal number 3: have as much fun in life as you can!
You have to get to my potatoes first
That means getting past the penguin strike force I stole from Sturgeon
Bisected bisexual + general f*ckup
PM me if you want to talk, I'm often online.
Is minic a bhíonn na réaltaí is gile maolaithe ag a lonrú féin.
|------extended sig------|
I tame the penguins with fish, than steal the potatos. I help plant more.
hello there! I have too many ideas. I love splatoon and obssess over any minmax. I'm sorry if anything I post is unkind or offends you. I'm well aware that I am very weird and I like it that way! call me adam or atomic. my mottos:
goal number 1: be funny in all ways possible
goal number 2: be nice in all ways possible
goal number 3: have as much fun in life as you can!
The penguins are too elite for that! (believe me, I tried).
I give my penguins lightsabers (yes, lightsabers) and tell them to Jedi you into next week.
Bisected bisexual + general f*ckup
PM me if you want to talk, I'm often online.
Is minic a bhíonn na réaltaí is gile maolaithe ag a lonrú féin.
|------extended sig------|
I give them sith training
Uh…
Fine, I take out my Ultra-Hyper-Giga-Flamethrower 3000.
Bisected bisexual + general f*ckup
PM me if you want to talk, I'm often online.
Is minic a bhíonn na réaltaí is gile maolaithe ag a lonrú féin.
|------extended sig------|
Well…uh…there aren’t enough pigs on Earth….
Bisected bisexual + general f*ckup
PM me if you want to talk, I'm often online.
Is minic a bhíonn na réaltaí is gile maolaithe ag a lonrú féin.
|------extended sig------|
I use a minecraft water bucket to be immune to fire!
hello there! I have too many ideas. I love splatoon and obssess over any minmax. I'm sorry if anything I post is unkind or offends you. I'm well aware that I am very weird and I like it that way! call me adam or atomic. my mottos:
goal number 1: be funny in all ways possible
goal number 2: be nice in all ways possible
goal number 3: have as much fun in life as you can!
Ah, but it's deep underground and incapable of being found! I then realize my accidental rhyme.
"Sturgeon I just saved us from being obliterated by lasers with my fire bars. I think that's enough, now tell me how you steal stuff"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig