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I summon prime obi-one kenobi, Luke skywalker, qui-gon gin, mase windo, and yoda.

 

keep in mind they are the prime version of themselves

 I obliterate all of them.

I summon all of Valhalla to attack you

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I kidnap Sturgeon from Wes, lock him in a soundproof inaccessible opaque unscryable etc. room where nobody else can eavesdrop on the conversation no matter what, and begin to interrogate him on how he stole potatoes as Theef. 

"This is for research purposes, nobody can hear into this room so we can't use anything we say against each other."

 

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I kidnap Sturgeon from Wes, lock him in a soundproof inaccessible opaque unscryable etc. room where nobody else can eavesdrop on the conversation no matter what, and begin to interrogate him on how he stole potatoes as Theef. 

"This is for research purposes, nobody can hear into this room so we can't use anything we say against each other."

 I shoot the room with my Death Star laser

Yo I didn't let you steal my Death Star!

I blow up your Death Star and then shoot at whatever you were shooting at to ruin your fun. 

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How to grow a potato

by: sturgias sturgeon

strp 1: take a potato

tep 2: put it in dirt

step 3: water dirt, wait for 45 fays

step 4: take potatoes, repeatz

Wait but I don't have any potatoes

I thought you could make me new potatoes

*locks you back up in jail* 

 Waitwaitwaotwait there is a way to “create” a potato. I’ll just need more souls.

Oh uhh okay sure

*grants you top-secret access to my soul farm*

 ooooo if you give me access to your soul farm(i need many souls to put in my soul jar) ill give you tater growing rights in my personal dimension

Deal but you have to wait a sec while we ramp up production

Sturgeon was eating all of them 

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How to grow a potato

by: sturgias sturgeon

strp 1: take a potato

tep 2: put it in dirt

step 3: water dirt, wait for 45 fays

step 4: take potatoes, repeatz

Wait but I don't have any potatoes

I thought you could make me new potatoes

*locks you back up in jail* 

 Waitwaitwaotwait there is a way to “create” a potato. I’ll just need more souls.

Oh uhh okay sure

*grants you top-secret access to my soul farm*

 ooooo if you give me access to your soul farm(i need many souls to put in my soul jar) ill give you tater growing rights in my personal dimension

Deal but you have to wait a sec while we ramp up production

Sturgeon was eating all of them 

 I send your potatoes to mustafar

I build a city and rule it like a dictator!

I lead a rebellion 

I crush your puny rebels.

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How to grow a potato

by: sturgias sturgeon

strp 1: take a potato

tep 2: put it in dirt

step 3: water dirt, wait for 45 fays

step 4: take potatoes, repeatz

Wait but I don't have any potatoes

I thought you could make me new potatoes

*locks you back up in jail* 

 Waitwaitwaotwait there is a way to “create” a potato. I’ll just need more souls.

Oh uhh okay sure

*grants you top-secret access to my soul farm*

 ooooo if you give me access to your soul farm(i need many souls to put in my soul jar) ill give you tater growing rights in my personal dimension

Deal but you have to wait a sec while we ramp up production

Sturgeon was eating all of them 

 I send your potatoes to mustafar

 With the essence of at least a quadrillion pig souls, I can compress them and alchemize them into a singular, real potato.

my dictator is bored, he hiers wes and sturgon to entertain him.