I take the explosions energy and use it to attempt to destroy Jeff
Jeff eats the explosion.
The explosion teleports in front of the Leprechauns, destroying them. The Leprechaun Rights Society sues the Cult of Jeff, bribing the lawyers beforehand
I reveal the leprechauns actually survived the explosion, being too lucky for it to put them in any real danger. I pull a leprechaun out from under the stands, then another, then another, revealing that they were all hiding under there.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
question for the patrons here, what if you dont have a soul?
I prefer people offering their own soul, but allow either the souls of others or TMG-Brand Always-Convienent Any-Species-Soul-Substitute! Available now in stores near you.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
question for the patrons here, what if you dont have a soul?
I prefer people offering their own soul, but allow either the souls of others or TMG-Brand Always-Convienent Any-Species-Soul-Substitute! Available now in stores near you.
I’ll offer… uh… Molotov’s soul! They won’t mind, right?
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. They/Them.
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...
question for the patrons here, what if you dont have a soul?
I prefer people offering their own soul, but allow either the souls of others or TMG-Brand Always-Convienent Any-Species-Soul-Substitute! Available now in stores near you.
Wait, they sell that now?
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Eldritch entity currently without Warlocks. Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours)
"I have no idea what you're talking about, officer! I just found him like this!
I take the explosions energy and use it to attempt to destroy Jeff
Jeff eats the explosion.
The explosion teleports in front of the Leprechauns, destroying them. The Leprechaun Rights Society sues the Cult of Jeff, bribing the lawyers beforehand
I reveal the leprechauns actually survived the explosion, being too lucky for it to put them in any real danger. I pull a leprechaun out from under the stands, then another, then another, revealing that they were all hiding under there.
Unfortunately, your power of Chaos immediately causes the stands to fall and squish the leprechauns
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Eldritch entity currently without Warlocks. Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours)
"I have no idea what you're talking about, officer! I just found him like this!
question for the patrons here, what if you dont have a soul?
Guess what? Another account of void
FREEDOM AT LAST, FREEDOM FROM THE BEING WHO CAUSED THE MINDS OF THE WEAKER TO BE CONSUMED
Then merely promise the soul of another (It does not have to be with their consent) to be collected upon death by Party A (Me)
Eldritch entity currently without Warlocks. Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours)
"I have no idea what you're talking about, officer! I just found him like this!
"proud" owner of the Warlock Patron Bar/Thread and the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed
DESTROY JEFF THE ROOMBA!!!!!!!
An odd puddle of ink (extended signature)
PM me the word Avocado
I reveal the leprechauns actually survived the explosion, being too lucky for it to put them in any real danger. I pull a leprechaun out from under the stands, then another, then another, revealing that they were all hiding under there.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I prefer people offering their own soul, but allow either the souls of others or TMG-Brand Always-Convienent Any-Species-Soul-Substitute! Available now in stores near you.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I’ll offer… uh… Molotov’s soul! They won’t mind, right?
Hiya! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Kitsumiho! Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. They/Them.
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, flautist, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
Aig amannan bidh mi air mo ghlacadh ro mhòr an-dràsta...Wait, they sell that now?
Eldritch entity currently without Warlocks. Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours)
"I have no idea what you're talking about, officer! I just found him like this!
"proud" owner of the Warlock Patron Bar/Thread and the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed
DESTROY JEFF THE ROOMBA!!!!!!!
An odd puddle of ink (extended signature)
PM me the word Avocado
Unfortunately, your power of Chaos immediately causes the stands to fall and squish the leprechauns
Eldritch entity currently without Warlocks. Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours)
"I have no idea what you're talking about, officer! I just found him like this!
"proud" owner of the Warlock Patron Bar/Thread and the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed
DESTROY JEFF THE ROOMBA!!!!!!!
An odd puddle of ink (extended signature)
PM me the word Avocado