Wait. No. I don't simply consume them. I devour them.
The potatoes devour you from the inside out and use your physical matter to form the genesis of a new potato god. Sam Gamgee sends a massive part of his army to guard its development.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
Though my physical form may have been destroyed, my consciousness still lurks within the potato god. I prepare a takeover of its mind.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
JoinThe Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
JoinThe Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
The potato god smites you and turns your soul into a potato, as your body burns in agony
Oh no. I appear to be dead.
Meanwhile, an orange form rises out of the ground. This being is the Carrot Lord. As you may have guessed, the Carrot Lord is lord of carrots. He gazes at the Potato God for a few seconds, then advances, preparing to attack.
JoinThe Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
Sam Gamgee marshalls a herd of metarabbits, their numbers more vast than the drops in the plane of water. They swarm the carrot god, devouring him with a noise like a buzz saw.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
A single bee over 5,000 times the size of an average human flies down from the sky. It flies in circles, seemingly uninterested in the chaos on the ground.
Meanwhile, the Carrot Lord teleports away from the metarabbits, missing several large chunks. He stares at Sam Gamgee with undisguised hatred.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
JoinThe Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
Sam gamgee begins hardening and carving a giant carrot into a sword which will kill the carrot king. He draws his thumb across his neck to show his intent while the potato gods stand watch behind him, arms crossed.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
Sam gamgee begins hardening and carving a giant carrot into a sword which will kill the carrot king. He draws his thumb across his neck to show his intent while the potato gods stand watch behind him, arms crossed.
The Carrot Lord summons an army of Demon Carrots.
*I'll make a stat block for those.*
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
JoinThe Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
The Demon Carrots attack the Metarabbits. As the rabbits begin to be overwhelmed, one of the rabbits remembers that the carrots can easily be consumed. Every one of the rabbits begins eating the carrots, and the carrots begin to retreat.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
JoinThe Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
JoinThe Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
I travel to every world through the astral sea and collect every tarrasque I can find, then I unleash my army unto this world and they eat the potatoes
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
MissionReaction yea hi. If you have any ligit homebrew creations, send them to me. Also newly appointed priest of… THE SUPREME COURT OF SAUCE!!!also, cool color text: llllllllllllllll (: I get most of my homebrew from This (dev dm) fight monster v monsterhere!
I travel to every world through the astral sea and collect every tarrasque I can find, then I unleash my army unto this world and they eat the potatoes
And the carrot demons
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
MissionReaction yea hi. If you have any ligit homebrew creations, send them to me. Also newly appointed priest of… THE SUPREME COURT OF SAUCE!!!also, cool color text: llllllllllllllll (: I get most of my homebrew from This (dev dm) fight monster v monsterhere!
Then I do the same with abyssal chickens and send them to wage war on the meta rabbits and darth Vader.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
MissionReaction yea hi. If you have any ligit homebrew creations, send them to me. Also newly appointed priest of… THE SUPREME COURT OF SAUCE!!!also, cool color text: llllllllllllllll (: I get most of my homebrew from This (dev dm) fight monster v monsterhere!
To post a comment, please login or register a new account.
The potatoes devour you from the inside out and use your physical matter to form the genesis of a new potato god. Sam Gamgee sends a massive part of his army to guard its development.
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
Though my physical form may have been destroyed, my consciousness still lurks within the potato god. I prepare a takeover of its mind.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
I form a Carrot crusade and march to war on the potato god.
Come check out some of my Homebrew (please give input!)
Make some trinket tables on this thread!
a skeleton watches from the side lines
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
As the Carrot Crusade makes its way to the Potato God, I attempt to take over it's mind.
18
I fail, and the Potato God becomes aware of my presence.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
The potato god smites you and turns your soul into a potato, as your body burns in agony
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
Oh no. I appear to be dead.
Meanwhile, an orange form rises out of the ground. This being is the Carrot Lord. As you may have guessed, the Carrot Lord is lord of carrots. He gazes at the Potato God for a few seconds, then advances, preparing to attack.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
Sam Gamgee marshalls a herd of metarabbits, their numbers more vast than the drops in the plane of water. They swarm the carrot god, devouring him with a noise like a buzz saw.
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
*Excuse me while I make a stat block for a metarabbit.*
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
A single bee over 5,000 times the size of an average human flies down from the sky. It flies in circles, seemingly uninterested in the chaos on the ground.
Meanwhile, the Carrot Lord teleports away from the metarabbits, missing several large chunks. He stares at Sam Gamgee with undisguised hatred.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
Sam gamgee begins hardening and carving a giant carrot into a sword which will kill the carrot king. He draws his thumb across his neck to show his intent while the potato gods stand watch behind him, arms crossed.
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
*Btw there is now a statblock for metarabbits.*
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
The Carrot Lord summons an army of Demon Carrots.
*I'll make a stat block for those.*
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
The Demon Carrots attack the Metarabbits. As the rabbits begin to be overwhelmed, one of the rabbits remembers that the carrots can easily be consumed. Every one of the rabbits begins eating the carrots, and the carrots begin to retreat.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
-Darth Vader has entered the chat...
SHOOT, BOSS IS HERE!
She/Her
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
The demon carrots turn to face Darth Vader.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
I travel to every world through the astral sea and collect every tarrasque I can find, then I unleash my army unto this world and they eat the potatoes
MissionReaction yea hi. If you have any ligit homebrew creations, send them to me. Also newly appointed priest of… THE SUPREME COURT OF SAUCE!!! also, cool color text: llllllllllllllll (: I get most of my homebrew from This (dev dm) fight monster v monsterhere!
And the carrot demons
MissionReaction yea hi. If you have any ligit homebrew creations, send them to me. Also newly appointed priest of… THE SUPREME COURT OF SAUCE!!! also, cool color text: llllllllllllllll (: I get most of my homebrew from This (dev dm) fight monster v monsterhere!
Then I do the same with abyssal chickens and send them to wage war on the meta rabbits and darth Vader.
MissionReaction yea hi. If you have any ligit homebrew creations, send them to me. Also newly appointed priest of… THE SUPREME COURT OF SAUCE!!! also, cool color text: llllllllllllllll (: I get most of my homebrew from This (dev dm) fight monster v monsterhere!