You can keep your magic potato generators, but my sky island potato farm is flourishing because I have an army of demon Krathians that work for me in exchange for my really good tater tots. I wage war on Tiamat's conga line with 1,000,000,000,000,000,001 demon Krathians singing "We Don't Talk About Bruno (Reprise)" as their battle cry.
I send an army of modrons to kill the Krathians, and tell them to play The Only Thing They Fear Is You so they are ready for war.
I send an army of Shield Guardians to kill the Modrons, and tell them to play Red Sun so they can profit from the war.
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The modrons start playing Sweden by C418, overwhelming the Krathians and Shield Guardians with nostalgia.
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The modrons attempt to kill the dwarf, but they are unable to due to a nostalgia overload.
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The demon Krathians play D I S C 1 1 and the modrons and Shield Guardians are spooked more than Aaron listening to Spookwave in Waterfall. They run away and I set the Krathians free from their curse and reopen my potato sandwich shop.
The Krathians are grateful for being freed from their curse, and return to their massive library/house in the abyss to watch over the multiverse and unleash their infinite power on the next foe who crosses them.
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Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
The Krathians are grateful for being freed from their curse, and return to their massive library/house in the abyss to watch over the multiverse and unleash their infinite power on the next foe who crosses them.
A rogue Ettor crosses them.
*Hehe, time to start the Ettor multiverse.*
*not really going to do that, it's just a thing for in here as a joke. Also, I think Thirteen would have an aneurysm if I did that.*
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
The Krathians are grateful for being freed from their curse, and return to their massive library/house in the abyss to watch over the multiverse and unleash their infinite power on the next foe who crosses them.
A rogue Ettor crosses them.
*Hehe, time to start the Ettor multiverse.*
*not really going to do that, it's just a thing for in here as a joke. Also, I think Thirteen would have an aneurysm if I did that.*
*I mean, this is a thread in which pretty much anything is allowed, so you could…*
A portal opens, and nothing comes out.
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I resentfully offer the rogue Ettor a baked potato on rye as a peace offering, and tell him to stay the [an amount much greater than 1GP] away from me.
Samuel clips into existence holding a number of explosives.
I offer to buy the explosives for 70 gp.
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I offer to buy them for 10703 to the 10319
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The Krathians are grateful for being freed from their curse, and return to their massive library/house in the abyss to watch over the multiverse and unleash their infinite power on the next foe who crosses them.
A rogue Ettor crosses them.
*Hehe, time to start the Ettor multiverse.*
*not really going to do that, it's just a thing for in here as a joke. Also, I think Thirteen would have an aneurysm if I did that.*
The Krathians unleash the powers of their allies, Orvar and Nolij on Ettor. He is struck with an existential crisis
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I am what happens when you write character concepts on a spice high
Tiamat opens a portal to the Warhammer Old World cause chaos. The almighty KHORNE and a bunch of Chaos Warriors come riding through and decapitating people at random.
Tiamat opens a portal to the Warhammer Old World cause chaos. The almighty KHORNE and a bunch of Chaos Warriors come riding through and decapitating people at random.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!
And a Cyborg 😊?
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I send an army of Shield Guardians to kill the Modrons, and tell them to play Red Sun so they can profit from the war.
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely.
If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
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The army of Krathians scoffs at the music choices of the modrons, and begin to imbue the shield guardians with unspeakable magical power.
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
FINLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!
She/Her
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
The modrons start playing Sweden by C418, overwhelming the Krathians and Shield Guardians with nostalgia.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
a dwarf appears and it starts playing the original version of diggy diggy hole, everyone is filled with more nostalgia
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
The modrons attempt to kill the dwarf, but they are unable to due to a nostalgia overload.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
The demon Krathians play D I S C 1 1 and the modrons and Shield Guardians are spooked more than Aaron listening to Spookwave in Waterfall. They run away and I set the Krathians free from their curse and reopen my potato sandwich shop.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
The Krathians are grateful for being freed from their curse, and return to their massive library/house in the abyss to watch over the multiverse and unleash their infinite power on the next foe who crosses them.
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
"DIGGY DIGGY HOLE!"
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
A rogue Ettor crosses them.
*Hehe, time to start the Ettor multiverse.*
*not really going to do that, it's just a thing for in here as a joke. Also, I think Thirteen would have an aneurysm if I did that.*
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
*I mean, this is a thread in which pretty much anything is allowed, so you could…*
A portal opens, and nothing comes out.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
I resentfully offer the rogue Ettor a baked potato on rye as a peace offering, and tell him to stay the [an amount much greater than 1GP] away from me.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Samuel clips into existence holding a number of explosives.
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I offer to buy the explosives for 70 gp.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
I offer to buy them for 10703 to the 10319
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The Krathians unleash the powers of their allies, Orvar and Nolij on Ettor. He is struck with an existential crisis
This is ItsNotAChest’s alternate, so no some random psychopath hasn’t stolen their storylines/posts. Or maybe I did. Who knows…
I am what happens when you write character concepts on a spice high
#ForeverAlone
#ForeverDM
Tiamat opens a portal to the Warhammer Old World cause chaos. The almighty KHORNE and a bunch of Chaos Warriors come riding through and decapitating people at random.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
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See, this is why our Lord Tiamat is awesome. :)
She/Her
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
HAIL TIAMAT!!!
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
Extended Sig
And a Cyborg 😊?