As I conga with Tiamat, I find one of the potatoes that is also congaing. I eat it. I then continue my congaing, hoping no one notices.
You have incurred the wrath of the potato gods by consuming a congaing potato. You are cursed to live forever and not be able to eat or drink, but experience all forms of pain hunger and thirst.
Meanwhile I find another Nothic to power my summoning ritual.
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I redeem myself by becoming a disciple of their sharchy teachings.
The potato gods have forgiven you, but if it happens again they will not be so forgiving.
I draw a fancy chalk circle thing on the floor, but not a pentagram.
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I eat the bowl of petunias and give the whale a potato.
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A leprechaun donates the Irish Potato Famine to the thread, killing all potatoes. (I'm Irish, so I'm allowed to say it.)
The potato gods scream in rage and curse the leprechaun to only be able to eat potatoes, but never be able to find them, only be able to experience happiness once every five hundred years, and have to jump seventy-two times before entering or exiting a building.
I plant new potatoes that I definitely didn't steal from a different thread.
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A leprechaun donates the Irish Potato Famine to the thread, killing all potatoes. (I'm Irish, so I'm allowed to say it.)
The potato gods scream in rage and curse the leprechaun to only be able to eat potatoes, but never be able to find them, only be able to experience happiness once every five hundred years, and have to jump seventy-two times before entering or exiting a building.
I plant new potatoes that I definitely didn't steal from a different thread.
The other thread takes them back.
I create a thread that exists only on my end that I can take infinite amounts of potatoes from without the thread taking back the potatoes.
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Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
A leprechaun donates the Irish Potato Famine to the thread, killing all potatoes. (I'm Irish, so I'm allowed to say it.)
The potato gods scream in rage and curse the leprechaun to only be able to eat potatoes, but never be able to find them, only be able to experience happiness once every five hundred years, and have to jump seventy-two times before entering or exiting a building.
I plant new potatoes that I definitely didn't steal from a different thread.
The other thread takes them back.
I create a thread that exists only on my end that I can take infinite amounts of potatoes from without the thread taking back the potatoes.
I eat the antimatter moon, then realize that it was a bad idea and explode. I am now a ghost.
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You have incurred the wrath of the potato gods by consuming a congaing potato. You are cursed to live forever and not be able to eat or drink, but experience all forms of pain hunger and thirst.
Meanwhile I find another Nothic to power my summoning ritual.
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I open a pool with a safe house at the bottom.
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The potato gods have forgiven you, but if it happens again they will not be so forgiving.
I draw a fancy chalk circle thing on the floor, but not a pentagram.
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A bowl of petunias and a whale fall out of the sky.
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I eat the bowl of petunias and give the whale a potato.
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The bowl of petunias is now a bowel of petunias.
The whale plants the potato.
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The whale knocks the potato tree down and plants it again.
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A leprechaun donates the Irish Potato Famine to the thread, killing all potatoes. (I'm Irish, so I'm allowed to say it.)
Chilling kinda vibe.
The potato gods scream in rage and curse the leprechaun to only be able to eat potatoes, but never be able to find them, only be able to experience happiness once every five hundred years, and have to jump seventy-two times before entering or exiting a building.
I plant new potatoes that I definitely didn't steal from a different thread.
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I create a thread that exists only on my end that I can take infinite amounts of potatoes from without the thread taking back the potatoes.
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The moon suddenly turns into antimatter.
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Well that's unexpected.
I eat the antimatter moon, then realize that it was a bad idea and explode. I am now a ghost.
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The antimatter moon reforms around your exploded corpse, albeit with a corpse-sized piece missing.
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I fill that piece
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Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
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After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"