I come to visit Archfey with another box of weird teas, but when I see the zombies I go into a rage and call down meteors to destroy them.
After the zombies are destroyed, I greet Baalzeboop and teleport us both to my feywild palace where I give them a tour of my very colorful flower garden while one of my sprite servants set up the table for tea.
I drink tea out of a frog shaped like a teacup, and eat tiny pigs the size of my fist dipped in honey butter.
I come to visit Archfey with another box of weird teas, but when I see the zombies I go into a rage and call down meteors to destroy them.
After the zombies are destroyed, I greet Baalzeboop and teleport us both to my feywild palace where I give them a tour of my very colorful flower garden while one of my sprite servants set up the table for tea.
I drink tea out of a frog shaped like a teacup, and eat tiny pigs the size of my fist dipped in honey butter.
After we are done, I ask Baalz if they are up for a game of tennis.
I come to visit Archfey with another box of weird teas, but when I see the zombies I go into a rage and call down meteors to destroy them.
After the zombies are destroyed, I greet Baalzeboop and teleport us both to my feywild palace where I give them a tour of my very colorful flower garden while one of my sprite servants set up the table for tea.
I drink tea out of a frog shaped like a teacup, and eat tiny pigs the size of my fist dipped in honey butter.
After we are done, I ask Baalz if they are up for a game of tennis.
I laugh and tell Archfey that I've never played Tennis before, and I don't want to know what consequences there would be for losing to a fey, let alone an Archfey.
I come to visit Archfey with another box of weird teas, but when I see the zombies I go into a rage and call down meteors to destroy them.
After the zombies are destroyed, I greet Baalzeboop and teleport us both to my feywild palace where I give them a tour of my very colorful flower garden while one of my sprite servants set up the table for tea.
I drink tea out of a frog shaped like a teacup, and eat tiny pigs the size of my fist dipped in honey butter.
After we are done, I ask Baalz if they are up for a game of tennis.
I laugh and tell Archfey that I've never played Tennis before, and I don't want to know what consequences there would be for losing to a fey, let alone an Archfey.
I laugh too, and I then start sewing a magical scarf for Baalzeboop.
The discord plane is a wasteland, with little resources and materials. However, 2 tribes roam this land.
Moderators- Moderators appear to be humanoid figure holding giant hammers with the word BAN inscribed on all of them. My scouts were not able to get a close look without nearly getting devoured.
Moderators have 3 main attacks: they can use their hammer to banish the target to a seemingly random location, they can use a strange totem to silence people (not allowing them to call for help), and if they kick you, you'll be trapped in a demiplane for a bit of time.
(I want to make homebrew for moderators now lol)
The second tribe is the Serverians, who are at constant war with the Moderators. They use traps and cunning to evade and hunt them. They find food and have small villages scattered around the lands.
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
The lawyer is barred from practicing law in all 50 states after the victim kills the jury and all the witnesses. The lawyer decides to pursue a career as a chef.
I commence the mass production deep within the glorious factory.
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I go into spectator mode to see inside of the factory, then after seeing I fly back out and go into creative mode.
Inside the factory you see a glorious vision of the future. Thousands of mechanical creatures, perfect beings, all being churned out by the unwavering steadiness of the machine. It is beautiful.
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Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
I go into spectator mode to see inside of the factory, then after seeing I fly back out and go into creative mode.
Inside the factory you see a glorious vision of the future. Thousands of mechanical creatures, perfect beings, all being churned out by the unwavering steadiness of the machine. It is beautiful.
It is so beautiful I cry, even in spectator mode. My tears damage the central machine and explode the factory. I just pretend I didn't see that.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I go into spectator mode to see inside of the factory, then after seeing I fly back out and go into creative mode.
Inside the factory you see a glorious vision of the future. Thousands of mechanical creatures, perfect beings, all being churned out by the unwavering steadiness of the machine. It is beautiful.
It is so beautiful I cry, even in spectator mode. My tears damage the central machine and explode the factory. I just pretend I didn't see that.
For this horrific misdeed, this violation of all that is good and right, the Mechanicus will make you suffer. A thousand years of torment cannot even begin to approach what he has in store for you. You will yearn for the sweet release of death, but it will never, never come. You will have periods of respite, of recovery, but they will never last, and they will never be the same length so that even when you are not in immeasurable agony you will not find peace.
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I drink tea out of a frog shaped like a teacup, and eat tiny pigs the size of my fist dipped in honey butter.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
After we are done, I ask Baalz if they are up for a game of tennis.
Bahamut's disco party wanders into the Feywild. The guards decide to join it.
Your palace is now guardless.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I create guards made out of fire, they can’t dance and they are completely and forever loyal to me exclusively.
I laugh and tell Archfey that I've never played Tennis before, and I don't want to know what consequences there would be for losing to a fey, let alone an Archfey.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
I laugh too, and I then start sewing a magical scarf for Baalzeboop.
I decide to discover the mysteries of the "media" layers of Avernus. I send scouts in:
Discord
Reddit
YouTube
Twitter
For the first 4 areas to explore.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Upon attempting to enter the Twitter Layer, you’re swarmed by a mob of bots spouting racism and homophobia. Make a Charisma Save.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
Scout save (I'm not in there):
12
If he doesn't die, he retreats.
Meanwhile, I begin writing my report of the Discord plane.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Nat 1
Rip fallen soldier
I hold a funeral for him.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Report of the Discord plane:
The discord plane is a wasteland, with little resources and materials. However, 2 tribes roam this land.
Moderators- Moderators appear to be humanoid figure holding giant hammers with the word BAN inscribed on all of them. My scouts were not able to get a close look without nearly getting devoured.
Moderators have 3 main attacks: they can use their hammer to banish the target to a seemingly random location, they can use a strange totem to silence people (not allowing them to call for help), and if they kick you, you'll be trapped in a demiplane for a bit of time.
(I want to make homebrew for moderators now lol)
The second tribe is the Serverians, who are at constant war with the Moderators. They use traps and cunning to evade and hunt them. They find food and have small villages scattered around the lands.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
He quits his job and begins a new career as a lawyer.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
A necromancer lawyer!
"I summon my first witness-- the victim!!1!"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
The lawyer is barred from practicing law in all 50 states after the victim kills the jury and all the witnesses. The lawyer decides to pursue a career as a chef.
Terra Lubridia archive:
The Bloody Barnacle | The Gut | The Athene Crusader | The Jewel of Atlantis
I wonder how the chef is alive after rolling a nat 1 on his save, but I feel glad he is still alive.
Meanwhile, my scouts return from the Reddit sub-layer.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I commence the mass production deep within the glorious factory.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
I go into spectator mode to see inside of the factory, then after seeing I fly back out and go into creative mode.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Inside the factory you see a glorious vision of the future. Thousands of mechanical creatures, perfect beings, all being churned out by the unwavering steadiness of the machine. It is beautiful.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
It is so beautiful I cry, even in spectator mode. My tears damage the central machine and explode the factory. I just pretend I didn't see that.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
For this horrific misdeed, this violation of all that is good and right, the Mechanicus will make you suffer. A thousand years of torment cannot even begin to approach what he has in store for you. You will yearn for the sweet release of death, but it will never, never come. You will have periods of respite, of recovery, but they will never last, and they will never be the same length so that even when you are not in immeasurable agony you will not find peace.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.