Party using Skype to play online: *trying to speak*
One member over Skype: *some continuous noise drowning out everyone and blasting eardrums for four minutes each time, taking up all the time we were able to set aside for the campaign*
I feel bad that the member had a crying baby that needed attention, but I also feel bad that, whenever that member was online, all we could hear was the crying baby in that person's lap. Not much one can do except try to endure it with the person. People eventually stopped showing up at online sessions and the campaign was left incomplete.
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
135: You've got the perfect character: a bard, inspired by Shakespeare or Orpheus or Fflewdur or Luthien or Taliesin or the skalds of Beowulf. Game day comes and...
You: I'm playing Menden Merloch, a bard who...
Other players: oH a bArd hE's gONnA sEdUce EvERyThINg LOL
136. Roll-playing for 3 sessions with NPC's that you later find out have nothing to do with the main story arc, and feel like you've wasted your time because you're no closer to your objective.
125:
When people post over and over, instead of just listing it all in the Same post or waiting their turns. Looking at you, Mr.DrunkDwarf! ;)
125 (seriously):
ShootyMcShoots, Orc Ranger, will shoot the Orc!
Nat 20
DM: hit. Roll damage.
Rolls high damage
DM: Well, you shoot yourself in the foot and die. Roll a new character.
Everyone: Ehhhhhhhh
That one guy who hates you: Yay!,!!!
Extended Signature! Yay! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=2#c21
Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.
Paladin: Decides to search the room and actually role-play while doing it
Me (the dm): Rewards him by having him find a magic battle-axe
Ranger thats in another room screwing around: I call dibs!
Me: thats not how it works
Paladin: ok fine whatever you can have the battle-axe
128: "Hey guys, I finally got around to painting a mini for my character!"
One encounter later...
"Hey guys, I filled out my new character sheet!"
Wizard (Gandalf) of the Tolkien Club
that is why I use D&D Beyond. however, my dad doesn't like me to.
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"Sooner or later, your Players are going to smash your railroad into a sandbox."
-Vedexent
"real life is a super high CR."
-OboeLauren
"............anybody got any potatoes? We could drop a potato in each hole an' see which ones get viciously mauled by horrible monsters?"
-Ilyara Thundertale
he says it slows me down and makes people wait for me. I fail to see his logic.
129
Me (I'm the DM): Okay, [insert roleplaying hook here]. Players, what do you do?
Player #1: I'm bored.
Player #2: Me too.
Player #3: Can we have magic weapons?
"Halt your wagging and wag your halters, for I am mastercryomancer!"
Check out my Expanded Signature
130.
*was playing 3.5*
Me: *makes a human psychic warrior*
Player 2: *makes a half-orc barbarian*
Player 3: *makes an orc cleric of Grummish*
DM: Okay, so in this world, psychic characters are killed on site...
Me: ...
DM: ...orcs and half-orcs are treated as gods...
Players 2 and 3: :D
DM: ...and clerics of Grummish are worshipped as the highest of the high in orc society. Also, humans are slaves.
Player 3 (who turns out to be the DM's best friend and roommate): WOOHOO!
Me: *already starts pulling out another character sheet*
132.
Party using Skype to play online:
*trying to speak*
One member over Skype:
*some continuous noise drowning out everyone and blasting eardrums for four minutes each time, taking up all the time we were able to set aside for the campaign*
I feel bad that the member had a crying baby that needed attention, but I also feel bad that, whenever that member was online, all we could hear was the crying baby in that person's lap. Not much one can do except try to endure it with the person. People eventually stopped showing up at online sessions and the campaign was left incomplete.
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
I'd have attacked the rogue (NOT ROUGE) for being stupid.
132: When you, the only non spell casting character, have to wait for the 1st 30 minuets of gameplay for everyone to chose their spells.
The 6 most hated words in all of d&d history: make me a dex saving throw .
133: when you cast a spell, and it does nothing cause of good saves.
Why, they're just playing their character?
The 6 most hated words in all of d&d history: make me a dex saving throw .
134. When the DM sents a specter at you at low level because the Cr is massively wrong on the stat block
135: You've got the perfect character: a bard, inspired by Shakespeare or Orpheus or Fflewdur or Luthien or Taliesin or the skalds of Beowulf. Game day comes and...
You: I'm playing Menden Merloch, a bard who...
Other players: oH a bArd hE's gONnA sEdUce EvERyThINg LOL
Wizard (Gandalf) of the Tolkien Club
136. Roll-playing for 3 sessions with NPC's that you later find out have nothing to do with the main story arc, and feel like you've wasted your time because you're no closer to your objective.
137
when a player will take the entire session choosing a drink at the bar
I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
Characters I play: Adron Nightbreeze
Help us Fight the godmodder! We need all the help we can get!
https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/user/Orcalord (use link to get to homebrewery)
138
When the players suspect EVERY SINGLE NPC OF A CRIME.
The 6 most hated words in all of d&d history: make me a dex saving throw .